t.A.T.u. did a naked music video

The video below is by t.A.T.u. It is an uncensored version of their song Beliy Plachik. Yeah, no idea here either. All I know is it's naked chicks in moving pictures so it qualifies for posting here.



According to Wikipedia, t.A.T.u. is a Russian Grammy-winning duo. There you go.

Bill O'Reilly losing it - The Remix

Remember the other day when a video of Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly going apeshit back when he worked for Inside Edition surfaced? Well, it just got taken up a notch.



H/T: Mac G's World | Hugging Harold Reynolds

Chinese trucks are kind of unsafe

Crash testing a Chinese cargo truck at 40 mph... Sounds simple enough.



If you were sitting on the back bumper, you might only be paralyzed from the waist down.

I'm sure they'll be importing this truck to the U.S. shortly.

H/T: CamelTap

Hardcore legend The Sandman fell asleep during a match

Hardcore wrestling legend The Sandman (aka Jim Fullington) was apparently visited by the real Sandman during a match while "performing" for 2CW in Syracuse, NY this past April. I just can't imagine what could have made him so sleepy...



H/T: Wrestling News Desk

KISS got Rick Roll'd

The KISS boys never sounded better. My only complaint is the video is lacking women sitting on men's shoulders lifting their tops.

Manny Ramirez is the greatest fielder of all-time

Now I know you're saying, "Manny? Ramirez? He of the iron glove and focus of a two-year old when playing the field? That Manny?" Yes, that Manny. Don't believe me? Tell me, have you ever seen an outfielder catch a ball at the wall, high-five a fan, only to then double up a runner off first base? You have now...



H/T: Awful Announcing

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out

This is the trailer for some shit called Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Whatever, just skip to the 1:12 mark where ScarJo and Penny make out and thank me in the morning.

EliteXC to create women's title for my future wife

OK, well, maybe not exactly for my future wife, but I would be willing to bet that they know Gina Carano's waist size for the belt the champ will receive.

During a media conference call on Tuesday, EliteXC live events president Gary Shaw announced the intention of creating a women's title later this year, as well as possibly putting together an all-women's fight card to air on television in 2009.

And I wasn't totally blowing smoke about Gina being the first champ...

Shaw also confirmed that the first title would be at 140-pounds, although he didn't rule out possibly creating titles for women in different weight classes in the future. He also mentioned the winner of the fight between Gina Carano and Kaitlin Young as one of the likely participants in the first EliteXC women's title bout.

Here's a piece that ran last night on ESPN's E:60 featuring Carano...



According to my man, The Prophet, from The Savage Science:

[Gina will] need to look out for Shayna Baszler who could probably put on a few pounds and compete for the title. She's turned into a fighting machine since she began training with Josh Barnett early last year and hasn't lost since. Barnett got her to quit looking to standup and trade punches--I don't know her height but she looks shorter than a lot of the MMA fighters--and instead become a ground fighting submission monster (essentially the same way he fights). Check out the sick submission that ends this fight (below). She's really a cool chick--she's not supermodel hot like Carano but she seems like she'd be great to hang out and drink beer with.



Carano and Kaitlin Young will fight in a featured bout in the debut edition of CBS-EliteXC Saturday Night Fights on May 31.

A good story on Gina's preparation for that fight can be read here.

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10 great basebrawls following a message pitch (non-MLB-style)

In honor of Richie Sexson going ape last week over a pitch that was clearly intended to send a message as it crossed over the plate almost armpit high, we are proud to present the 10 best basebrawls following a pitch that was a little too high and tight. And since MLB doesn't want anything even remotely considered to be free publicity by not letting any of their videos on YouTube and the like, we're going non-MLB for the picks! Screw Bud.

10. Malaspina vs TRU in Canada.


9. Greensboro Grasshoppers vs. Kannapolis Intimidators.


8. North Shore vs. Quebec in the Can-Am League.


7. University of Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State University - 1989.


6. Run, Forrest, Run!


5. Edmonton Cracker Cats vs. Calgary Vipers, Northern League.


4. Chico Outlaws vs. Reno Silver Sox.


3. Jose Offerman.


2. Izzy Alcantara with the kick to the catcher. A classic move.


1. Words fail me, Jim Traber.



Honorable Mention: Tony Batista scaring the piss out of a Japanese pitcher.

Hayden Panettiere is not gay, but would have sex with women

There have been rumors floating around Hollywood for awhile now that My Favorite 18-year-old (TM), Hayden Panettiere, is a lesbian. She denies this to be true. She also says that she doesn't care if people think she's gay, because there are some women in Hollywood that she wouldn't mind gettin' down and dirty with.

She says, "That's fine with me. If I'm going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.

"And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls."



Yeah, I know that taking what she said there and turning into "she'd definitely have sex with them" is a bit of a reach, but it's a reach I am willing to take. Here's a video of her photo shoot for the July issue of Teen Vogue (pictured above).



The Sun

Hit a dog with a race car, get investigated

Apparently if you are holding a Formula 1 support race and you happen to, oh say, let stray dogs on to the track, and say, one of those dogs runs in front of a race car while at speed, killing the dog and tearing up the car, it can get you in some trouble.



Turkish Grand Prix organizers could face sanctions after two stray dogs ran onto the Istanbul track and one was hit by Brazilian Bruno Senna's car during a support race on Sunday.

"This was a serious lapse in circuit security and safety," an International Automobile Federation (FIA) spokesman said on Monday.

"How could such a thing happen at an almost brand new Formula One track?"

Happen it did though. I think Australian driver Mark Webber, a director of the Grand Prix Drivers Association (GPDA), summed it up best...

"They (the dogs) should not be allowed to get anywhere near or inside a racing environment," he said.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

Reuters

Julianne Hough is my tiny dancer

I have not seen one episode of Dancing with the Stars, but I know who Julianne Hough is. I have a radar for hot chicks I guess and Julianne is about as hot as they come in my book.



Little known fact, in addition to being an award-winning dancer, she is also an aspiring country music singer with an album slated to come out this year. She released her first country music single Will You Dance With Me to iTunes and Wal-Mart in May 2007. The song peaked at #100 on the Billboard Pop 100 chart despite never being released to country radio stations. She will tour with Brad Paisley this summer on Paisley's 2008 Tour, along with Jewel and Chuck Wicks. She will also sing the National Anthem at this year's Indy 500.

Here's her latest music video for her second single, That Song in my Head, which reached #2 on iTunes Country Video rankings.







Wikipedia

What's better than professional wrestling?

Pantomimed professional wrestling, of course! Before you watch, I'll give you three guesses as to what country in which this amazing acting display took place.



Damn, you know you suck when you lose to an invisible wrestler.

LeBron James is also embarassed by his mom; can dunk

LeBron James' mom didn't like her son being mugged while taking it to the hoop, so she stood up and almost got into the middle of the fray down at the baseline last night. The best part is where it appears that LeBron tells his mom, Gloria (in the white shirt), to "Sit your ass down!"



I guess it must have fired him up. I know this dunk got announcer Kevin Harlan fired up, as he drops the "With no regard for human life" line on us.



H/T: The Sporting Blog | FanIQ

Asian Persuasion - Yoko Matsugane

First ever post I did here was of Yoko Matsugane... Phenomenal, there's no other way I could describe this Japanese woman - see for yourself!

Shocker: Bill O'Reilly has always been an a-hole

Enjoy this classic clip of the lovable, cuddly Bill O'Reilly going all Chris Berman on his producers while he was still working for Inside Edition.



UPDATE: I replaced the removed YouTube video.

As a singer Tony Romo makes a great quarterback

Tony Romo maybe should have taken some singing lessons from his GFF Jessica Simpson before embarking on singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame at Wrigley on Sunday.



Yeessh...

Don't mess with hot gymnasts

Alicia Sacramone is a hot gymnast. She also has a mean left hook as she shows a young man during her days at Brown University.







H/T: With Leather

Meet the newest WAG, Chanelle Hayes

Man I love soccer in the U.K. No, no, not the game. The sport sucks, I mean the fact that there are almost as many hot girlfriends and wives as there are players. The mere fact that the Web site The Spoiler is up to #89 in their list of WAG's is proof of that. Now, according to The Sun, we can add one more to the list: Chanelle Hayes.



Apparently becoming a WAG in the U.K. is as much a sport as soccer...

She's got the pout and the clothes and now Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle has bagged herself a footballer boyfriend just like her idol.

Sadly for her, Tottenham Hotspur's Tom Huddlestone isn't exactly David Beckham.

The midfielder has invited the BB muppet to watch him on the subs bench against Liverpool on Sunday.

Earlier this week Chanelle was harping on about how she would never be a WAG.

Damn, even benchwarmers get hot chicks over there. Welcome to the club, Chanelle.

Here's a video of her new single... apparently all you have to do is be kinda hot to become a pop singer across the pond.

Danica Patrick sets women drivers back 20 years

After moving the women in racing situation forward by winning her first IndyCar race, Danica Patrick yesterday took away all that momentum by opening the door to hundreds upon hundreds of jokes about women drivers and their inability to park a car as she ran over a crew member yesterday.



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