Mena Suvari really likes thong bikinis

So yeah, Mena Suvari was back on the beach in a thong again. Why can't someone more hot be on the beach in a thong every day? What happened to Simona Fusco Stratten? She was on the beach every day for like a week and then her top came off and we haven't seen her since. Fuckin' tease.



I'd submit the guy who is grabbing her ass to Hot Chicks with Douchebags, but first he'd have to find a hotter chick than Suvari. He definitely has the douche part down pat though so he's halfway there.

Hot or Not? Mena Suvari

I used to find Mena Suvari relatively attractive. I think it was some time around American Beauty. I like her laying naked in those rose petals. She had long blonde hair, was young, in shape, had a unique look, but then she disappeared from the scene and came back all lesbian-looking. And not the good kind of lesbian. You know, the attractive kind... But now she decided to go to the beach. In a bikini. With a thong. And I am forced to reevaluate.



Now if she were to, oh, I don't know, suddenly appear in a lesbian video with another chick I wouldn't turn the video off, but other than that ass, I don't see much I'm hankerin' for here. So you tell me, is Mena Suvari hot? Or not?

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Kelly Brook crackass

Since you all seemed to enjoy Kelly Brook's naked boobies and bikini body so much, I figured these shots of Kelly having a sitdown with her ass hanging out of her draws might be of interest to you.



She's having lunch with her oh-so-fucking-annoying and arrogant boyfriend Billy Zane and he was originally in a couple of the pics, but since I hate him, I cropped him out. You're welcome.

You know, if you printed these out, you could make a little flip-book that shows her covering her ass up like it was in a movie. A really, really short and kinda boring movie.

Something to warm you up on a cold day

It's a really fuckin' cold -3 degrees where I sit right now, so I went looking for something to warm my cockles and this is what I came up with.

Ahhh... much warmer now.

Nicollette Sheridan rocks yet another bikini

I love Nicky, but can some other hot PoA please head to the beach? Although I really can’t complain. Nicollette has graced us with a nip slip and the bikinis do seem to be getting progressively smaller.

Not too shabby for a woman in her 40’s, huh? Sharon Stone wishes she still had a body like this.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is ridiculous hot

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace… say it with me. Who is she? Who cares? Take a gander at these pics and then come back and tell me whether you care.

If you must know, she was on Big Brother in the UK in 2006. Hello? Down here! I’m talking…