Meet the newest WAG, Chanelle Hayes

Man I love soccer in the U.K. No, no, not the game. The sport sucks, I mean the fact that there are almost as many hot girlfriends and wives as there are players. The mere fact that the Web site The Spoiler is up to #89 in their list of WAG's is proof of that. Now, according to The Sun, we can add one more to the list: Chanelle Hayes.



Apparently becoming a WAG in the U.K. is as much a sport as soccer...

She's got the pout and the clothes and now Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle has bagged herself a footballer boyfriend just like her idol.

Sadly for her, Tottenham Hotspur's Tom Huddlestone isn't exactly David Beckham.

The midfielder has invited the BB muppet to watch him on the subs bench against Liverpool on Sunday.

Earlier this week Chanelle was harping on about how she would never be a WAG.

Damn, even benchwarmers get hot chicks over there. Welcome to the club, Chanelle.

Here's a video of her new single... apparently all you have to do is be kinda hot to become a pop singer across the pond.

Cheryl Tweedy time!

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy was out again and lucky for us someone snapped some photos. This go-round sees her out for some lunch with her footballer husband and all-around idiot Ashley Cole (not pictured, deliberately).



Yes, I am now covering Cheryl Tweedy when she eats. If she stops to take a shit and there are photos, I shall cover that too.

Playing soccer while on fire is a heck of an idea

I love this idea. There are literally dozens of soccer players (and coaches and fans) I'd like to see play soccer this way (only without the flame retardant suits).

Interlude: A stupid act

SOCCER: Ronaldo: Incident with prostitutes a 'stupid act'
NBA: Papa John's apologizes for T-shirts calling James 'crybaby'
MLB: Royals pitcher Bale breaks hand punching door in team hotel
MLB: Clemens is sorry for personal 'mistakes'
MLB: Clemens asked McCready's mother permission for relationship
MLB: Ozzie Guillen's blue side comes out in pregame tirade
CBB: Kentucky to use private plane for recruiting visits
NFL: Skins 2nd-round pick oversleeps, misses practice
NFL: Falcons linebacker Boley charged with battery
HORSE RACING: PETA wants Eight Belles jockey suspended

on 205th recommends: HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS

Interlude: On fire

NBA: Fire stunt delays Spurs-Hornets
SOCCER: Italian cop shoots self outside stadium during game
BOXING: White-collar boxers seek legal shows in N.Y.
MEDIA: ESPN sued for using Rockwell baseball painting
OLYMPICS: Amputee swimmer Du Toit qualifies for Olympics
OLYMPICS: Germany over the top on anti-doping, says UCI chief
NFL: Cedric Benson arrested on boating while intoxicated charge

on 205th recommends: CITY RAG

Interlude: Wha?

NFL: Colts' Harrison probed in Philly shooting
MiLB: Minor leaguer attacked teammate with bat
NBA: Derrick Coleman disputes report he needs heart transplant
NBA: Ex-Indiana coach Sampson set to join Bucks
NBA: Report: Carlisle to be named coach of Mavericks
NBA: Man gets 33 years for conspiring to murder Ray Allen's stepfather
CBB: Vols players off team for failed drug tests
MLB: Tejada promises sick child a HR, delivers in win
MLB: Clemens' lawyer says client 'getting pummeled'
TENNIS: Sharapova lambasts WTA over publicity shoot
MLS: Coach Ruud Gullit bemoans amateur nature of Galaxy
OLYMPICS: U.S. gold medalist Pettigrew linked to doping case

on 205th recommends: THE MEANINGFUL COLLATERAL

Interlude: Scary

NHL: Sean Avery rushed to hospital Wednesday in cardiac arrest
AHL: Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
LAX: Prom invite written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
MLB: Other women made Rocket see fireworks, too
SOCCER: Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident
F1: French court says it cannot ban Mosley orgy video
NFL: Pats' Moss has new group, hopes to race trucks
NFL: Bills to be paid $78M to play in Toronto
NFL: Former Titan Calico facing DUI indictment
OLYMPICS: Three pro-Tibet activists deported ahead of Oly torch
TENNIS: Internet betting companies win case against Roland Garros
CBB: Obama plays hoops with UNC
CFB: Nebraska OL Christensen faces July trial for sexual assault
ODD: Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
STUPID: Man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

UPDATE: Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen. Almost the same as cardiac arrest...

Interlude: Ummm...

SOCCER: Ronaldo questioned about transvestite prostitutes
MLB: McCready confirms affair with Clemens; Rocket denies it
MLB: Giants decide to send $126M ace Zito to bullpen
NFL: Eagles file suit against Owens for owned bonus money
NFL: After draft, Bucs have 11 linebackers on roster
NBA: Riley resigns as coach of Heat, names Spoestra
NBA: Hornets' boss named NBA's top coach

Interlude: Sad

CBB: Alabama St. basketball player collapses and dies
BOXING: Boxing sanctioning organization sues Mark Cuban
NBA: Sonics owner under suspicion after new batch of Oklahoma City e-mails
NBA: Gambler pleads guilty to betting off tips from ex-NBA ref Donaghy
NFL: 49ers reserve Strickland arrested after running from police
NFL: $1M bail set for man accused in Pacman case
MLS: Galaxy reportedly deny friendly vs. Iranian national team
MLB: Red Sox auction 'cursed' Ortiz jersey for $175,000
MLB: MLB bans water from the dugouts
TRACK: Jones' teammates to attempt to keep Olympic medals
OLYMPICS: Seven detained at torch relay in Australia

Beckham jersey leads to legal threats... between kids?

Here's how I would settle this dispute. Take a bat and beat them all over the head, then take the jersey and light it on fire. How about them apples?

It started when the two boys, teammates in the Honolulu Bulls soccer club, held up bright orange Beckham signs in the front row at Aloha Stadium Feb. 22 in hopes their hero would give them his game jersey.

Following the match, Beckham ran over, pointed to one of the boys, and handed him his jersey.

Who Beckham meant to give the jersey to depends on whom you ask.

You think I am being too harsh in my judgment? Read on...

The 9-year-old had possession first, said his parents, Wilfred and Satomi Ho, so they felt he should keep the jersey.

But the 10-year-old held his sign the entire game and that's the reason Beckham came to them, said his parents, Eric and Yoshika Kerr.

Their name is "Ho". Haha. Okay, sorry. Moving on...

Alexi Lalas, president and general manager of the Galaxy, agrees with me. Well, to a point...

"My suggestion is that the judge get a pair of scissors, cut the thing in half and give half to each," he said. "It's certainly not anything that we would ever want to have happen and certainly not anything that David or any of our players who hand out jerseys would have intended."

Word, Alexi. Why am I not surprised this little tiff occurred amongst soccer fans?

Alessia Merz is WAG #75

Alessia Merz is crazy hot. She is also the wife of footballer Fabio Bazzani. And she is the 75TH different WAG that the Web site The Spoiler has featured. 75TH! WTF?! Someone PLEASE tell me how soccer players (especially those in Europe) are able to pull so much fine trim? I mean, damn! What is with that?



Unfortch, The Spoiler must care about making money, so they put little graphics over the good bits as you can see above. This forced me to hunt around for uncluttered pics of the lady and I was overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of sexay pictures available online. Lord love the Internet. At least our heroes over at The Spoiler were nice enough to post a video of Ms. Merz so we can see what she looks like when she moves.

Cheryl Tweedy is a little nippy

You know the rules around here. If pics of Cheryl Tweedy cross my desktop, I post 'em. This time we catch our favorite WAG out and about in London woefully underdressed for the temperature. Yay, pokies!!



Man I wish I was there. I'd have given her my coat, and my wallet, and my pants, and my car, whatever she needed. You hear me, Cheryl?! Whatever you need!

Oh yeah, be sure to check out the girl that Cheryl's dimwitted husband, footballer Ashley Cole, allegedly cheated on her with here. Can you say "homely"? I knew you could.

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David Beckham's son, Cruz, has a message for you

I'm not sure if three year-old Cruz Beckham was flipping off the paparazzi or those who doubt David's ability to bring anything positive to the MLS. Or maybe it was meant for those who doubt his mom's ability to sell crappy clothing. Or perhaps it's just the family's answer to Eva Longoria wanting to get together to play some board games. I am sure it's one of those things.



Three years-old and he's already cooler than his mom and dad.

The Beckham family photo album

David and the kids take in a Lakers game. Posh seats they have there.

Photo courtesy Deadspin

David always gets the best seats at NBA games.

Photo courtesy Celebslam

Now we know why they named their son Romeo. Mad recorder skills!

Photo courtesy Bitten and Bound

Interlude: Wait, what?

MLB: Mets fan killed in two-story fall over railing at Shea
MLB: Willis has DUI downgraded
SOCCER: Cruyff claims kidnap attempt forced him out of World Cup
GOLF: Tiger Woods ruled out for up to six weeks after knee surgery
NFL: Arizona's Watson injured on in treadmill mishap
NFL: Chargers linebacker Stephen Cooper suspended
TV: ESPN says firing lawsuit settled with Reynolds
NBA: Washington governor asks NBA to drop Sonics relocation vote
NBA: 'Melo apologizes for arrest on DUI charge
CBB: UTEP basketball star Stefon Jackson arrested
CBB: Sources: UCLA's Love to declare on Thursday
CBB: Randolph signs with agent, ending LSU career
OLYMPICS: USOC chief Ueberroth says Chicago's bid needs some work

Interlude: A typical day in soccer

SOCCER: Dutch match postponed as fans set fire to stadium
SOCCER: One killed, several injured in fan riots in Serbia
NBA: Carmelo arrested on suspicion of DUI
NBA: Reports: Schultz to claim Sonics owners breached terms of sale
MMA: Kimbo Slice signs long-term EliteXC deal
CBB: Reports: Memphis' Rose to declare for NBA draft
CBB: Sources: Beasley leaving K-State, will enter draft
NFL: DUI charge against Buccaneers LB June dropped
NFL: Keyshawn says Tuna would welcome him back
MLB: Thome suspended one game

Interlude: Obvious

SOCCER: Mike Tyson offers to help troubled Gascoigne
MLB: Charges ahead for planted Sox shirt?
MLB: Fox apologizes for NASCAR switch
MLB: Leyland goes off on Tigers after 11-0 shellacking
MLB: Zambrano hasn't completely kicked caffeine habit
NFL: Bucs made promises to Garcia they haven't kept
NFL: Saints' Bush wants to hear MVP chants
TRACK: IAAF dismisses doping allegations against Greene
CELEB: Britney Spears in minor traffic accident in L.A.

Interlude: Collapse

NBA: Section of FedEx Forum collapses, injuring three
SOCCER: Dutch match postponed after fires in stands
CFB: Parents sue Tulsa over player son's death
MLB: Yanks unearth Red Sox jersey at new stadium
MLB: Bonds' last-HR ball sells for $376K
TRACK: Report: Steroids witness named top track athletes
CYCLING: Report: Ullrich gets huge fine but charges dropped

Now THIS will make me watch soccer

I pretty much can't stand soccer. I think it is boring and I despise the fact that there is a riot, stabbing, or some other form of insanity at least once every couple of weeks in the international form of the sport. There are ways to get me to watch though and this item below falls into that category.

New York contemporary artist Spencer Tunick has gained notoriety worldwide for photographing thousands of people in the nude. Now he's planning to pack a Vienna soccer stadium with 2,008 naked fans in the run-up to the Euro 2008 tournament.

Austria's national railway said Thursday it will offer free travel to the first 2,008 men and women who sign up to bare it all for the May 11 spectacle.

Carol, check flights to Austria, stat!

Man, I hope that photo shoot ends up looking something like this...

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Interlude: Violated

MLB: Backe feels 'violated' after exchange with Pujols
MLB: Indictment: Agents steered clients to PEDs
MLB: McNamee wants Clemens' attorney removed
OLYMPICS: China uncovers Olympic terror plot
OLYMPICS: IOC strips Jones' 2000 teammates of relay medals
SOCCER: Beckham gets traffic ticket driving in Hollywood
CFB: Bethune-Cookman QB charged with attempted murder
CFB: OU's Kelly blames school for poor 40 time
AFL: Bonecrushers coaches, GM send message to management: We quit
CBB: Mayo to enter NBA Draft after freshman season
CBB: Beer ads draw college presidents' ire
NBA: Knicks' Walsh: Thomas must explain poor season
CBaseB: North Dakota St. loses despite no-hitter


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