Hot or Not? An on 205th retrospective

Since Selma Blair was the 29th Hot or Not I have asked you, my dear and faithful readers, to vote on and help me out with, I thought it might be a good idea to go back and see who you have recommended I continue or start lusting after and who I should either stop or not give any thought to being my beatch.

Let's go back to the beginning, shall we? (Note that I did not add polls to older posts until well into the whole hot or not process. It is much more scientific now.)

It all started with my taking a look at Brett Favre's wife, Deanna, and thinking, "She's kind of cute, but is she really hot?"

Only 58 people have voted on this one so it's hard to give it much credence, but 65.5% of those people said she is hot. VOTE

Next I asked about Hilary Duff, who I have since gone on record as saying is definitely hot. 128 voted so far and 89.1% of voters agree. VOTE

Moving a little faster now...
- Julie Benz: 86 votes, 90.7% say hot. VOTE
- Ellen Pompeo and her pokies: 92 votes: 52.2% say hot. VOTE
- My Cadillac wet dream Kate Walsh: 130 votes, 81.% say hot. VOTE
- Brittany Snow: 241 votes, 96.7% say hot. Okay, I get it! VOTE

Here's a pic to make you happy...


- Alyson Hannigan: 143 votes, 82.5% say hot. VOTE

You guys think everyone is hot, don't you?

- Danica Patrick: 187 votes, 84.0% say hot. I agree. :-P VOTE
- Ashlee Simpson: 192 votes, 72.% say hot. VOTE
- Skater Miki Ando: 140 votes, 45.7% say hot. Finally... VOTE
- Brooke Hogan: 219 votes, 59.4% say hot. VOTE
- The bottomless Bijou Phillips: 151 votes, 41.1% say hot. VOTE
- The braless Hilary Swank: 216 votes, 56.9% say hot. VOTE
- Kate Moss: 186 votes, 48.9% say hot. So why is she in so many ads? VOTE
- Sextape in the City's Kristin Davis: 208 votes, 81.7% say hot. VOTE
- Lena Heady: 213 votes, 86.4% say hot. VOTE
- Swimmer Sophie Edington: 214 votes, 18.7% say hot. Wow. VOTE
- Mena Suvari: 234 votes, 44.0% say hot. VOTE
- Marla Maples: 274 votes, 64.6% say hot. VOTE
- Jewel: 874 votes, 91.8% say hot. Definitive. VOTE

Here you go...


- Fergie: 721 votes, 63.4% say hot. Despite the methface. VOTE
- Bai Ling: 563 votes, 27.5% say hot. Despite the nips. VOTE
- Christina Ricci: 603 votes, 71.0% say hot. VOTE
- Avril Lavigne: 694 votes, 75.8% say hot. VOTE
- Sarah McLachlan: 422 votes, 48.6% say hot. VOTE
- Dita von Teese: 462 votes, 68.2% say hot. VOTE
- Kirsten Dunst: 450 votes, 47.9% say hot. Thank you. VOTE

And finally...
- Lucy Liu: 331 votes, 48.8% say hot. VOTE

So you think that of the 28 (Selma Blair's results are still pending), 19 of them are Hot... so far. Good to know. Well, thanks for help kids! And feel free to keep voting. I want to know if the hotness status of a woman changes.

Interlude: Burnout

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CFB: Noles' Parker arrested on drug, weapons charges
NFL: Seahawks cut ex-MVP running back Alexander
NFL: Dolphins to make Jake Long draft's top pick
NBA: Benny The Bull gets sued for high-five gone awry
SKATING: Former Olympic skater Grishuk given GHB, a date rape drug

Interlude: Why me?!

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CFB: Gamecocks QB Garcia suspended until August

The hottest figure skater evar

Massive props to The Big Lead (where they have video of her) for bringing Russian figure skater, Anna Semenovich, to our collective attentions. Unfortunately, she no longer skates competitively. In 2001, she was among the leaders of Russian figure skating, now at age 27, she is basically just modeling and singing... their loss, our gain, I guess.



From an interview in 2005 ---

You had success in figure skating. What forced you to quit the big sport?
Actually, there is a lot to tell in this area. For example, the judging is prejudiced in figure skating. It is not a secret for anyone, we saw it even in last Winter Olympic Games. Somehow to get up in the ranks one needs connections. I did not have those. Therefore, although our pair was second in the Russian rankings after Ilya Averbuh and Irina Lobacheva, we were seldom in first place. For example, it was very insulting, when I skated in international competitions with Denis Samokhin, and the other contenders skated with serious mistakes. They even fell down. But in the end, we were only in second place, and they in the first. I was tired of such unfair refereeing. Besides, the big role in my decision to quit was certainly my trauma. I had a meniscus operation.

Damn meniscuseses... Well, so much for me watching the Olympics. They had me there for a minute.



DJMick | Fishki

Garage door: 1, Skater: 0

Not only does this guy look like he has no idea what to do with those fruit boots he's strapped on, he also gets pwned by a garage door.

Back in the day: Katarina Witt

Two-time Olympic figure skating champion Katarina Witt has called it quits. She is now officially retired from the sport.

The 42-year-old former East German, dubbed "the most beautiful face of socialism" by Time magazine, drew worldwide fame by beating American rival Debi Thomas at the end of the Cold War in a politically charged duel for the 1988 Olympic gold.



That was one day that I wasn't unhappy for the U.S. to lose. Back in the day, Katarina Witt was smo-o-okin'. And her decision to pose for Playboy was met with equal parts enthusiasm and anticipation by young lads such as myself who witnessed that event and others in which she was a participant.

Nipples like the bullets from an AK-47, baby. God love the Germans (I spared you the massive bush shots). You're welcome.



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Hot or Not? Miki Ando

This morning, as I was stumbling around the Internet, I ran across this gallery of a figure skater (thank you SPORTSbyBROOKS) with a tremendous keister. Her name is Miki Ando and she is a figure skater from Japan. So, I am going through this photo gallery of her in leather hot pants, which I am loving, and am trying to get excited about how hot she looks, but her face is holding me back. Take a look for yourself and tell me, Miki Ando, hot? Or not?

I mean I wouldn't kick her out of the bed or anything, but is she a butterface? Help me out.

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Interlude: No thanks, Mike

As a part of our effort to keep you in the know, every so often throughout the day, we'll drop some knowledge on you about the world, mostly sports, but we'll mix in some other stuff when appropriate.

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