Shakira has a sex tape too?

I guess it's sex tape week! Will the list of celebrities either being photographed naked or being caught on a sex tape ever end? We sure hope not! Now it's music sensation Shakira who is rumored to have participated in a three-way with two guys. While we would love nothing more than for this to be true, the reports and "proof" seem rather dubious.



Supposedly this new tape contains Shakira in a threesome with her boyfriend Antonio De La Rua and singer Alejandro Sanz. The singer's representatives say, "This is a false rumour. This is totally absurd any way you look at it. There is no possibility that such a video exists. It is a baseless and malicious rumour."

The timing of this around April Fool's Day makes me a bit skeptical as I said, but some people think that the tape or tapes exist. Rest assured, if they do exist, I'll be sure to let you know where to find them.

When I did a cursory search for the video, here's what I found: Boring and lame. Now if you run across a porn video of a guy who uses the name Chief Jay Schlonglow, I am denying that it's me right now.

UPDATE: As I figured, it was an April Fool's Day hoax. Too bad.

It's Sex Tape Wednesday!

First, we had F1 head honcho, Max Mosely, getting busted for a Nazi hooker orgy, and now we have some bitch named Dita Von Teese, who I guess some people find good-looking, but I find annoying because she is basically some bitch who slept with Marylin Manson then got famous for doing weird artsty shit that no one I know cares about, getting busted for having done some lesbian porn in her past (phew!).

And since I know my readers like I know the back of my hand (I call it Mary), I know you want to see both videos. Well, I am not going to show them to you here. I have standards, dammit! But I will show you where to go see them. Here and here.

Now then, here's some naked pics of Von Teese...

It's Lindsay-Britney nipple/sex tape day!

My two favorite disasters-waiting-to-happen were out and about this week. Of course I am referring to Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. And of course, neither girl felt the need to bra it up when she went out. Atta girls! Who needs to wear a cumbersome old bra anyway?!



Speaking of disasters-waiting-to-happen, Lindsay is reportedly in a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. There's even a picture from a camera phone of her supposedly shining the captain's helmet with her mouth. It's pretty grainy so I think it could be her, or it could be Richard Simmons, I'm not sure which. Stay tuned...

UPDATE: Here's the video in question courtesy of Dlisted.

UPDATE #2: Calum Best says it ain't her.

Sex and the City is now Sex on the Tape?

Rumors are running wild that Sex and the City star Kristin Davis is the latest celeb to be caught in a sex tape. A screencap of the purported tape is shown below (with some minor modifications). So is that her? Looks like her. Chick could pass for a double if it isn't her. Please let it be her. If you want to see the real pic, click here.



You don't suppose the fact that there is a Sex and the City movie in the works has anything to do with this rumored tape suddenly appearing, now do you? Nahhh... Or that the site where this photo originates is trying to make some money by fooling people? Nahhh...

Either way, this rumored sex tape appearing gives me an opportunity to ask a question I have been wondering since Sex and the City was in it's heyday. Is Kristin Davis hot? Or not? I tend to lean towards not (plus I never watched the show), but if this tape is real (and I get to see it), I may change my mind. Take a look at the pics below and let me know if you think she's hot. Or not.

UPDATE: She denies it is her, of course.

UPDATE #2: Here are 13 of the pics... is it her, five years ago, as purported?

UPDATE #3: A convincing argument that the photos are her.

UPDATE #4: Now the movie people are using the "sex tape" on their poster.

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Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima doing something

Marko Jaric is on my list. No man should be allowed to be paid for playing a sport, make ridiculous amounts of money, and date a Victoria's Secret supermodel who claims to still be a virgin. They especially shouldn't be allowed to be able to dress like a grunge skateboarder and still get all those perks. And if this sex tape really is Adriana Lima, I may have to just kill myself now (luckily, everyone seems to think it's not her.)



So now that makes it Leo DiCaprio, Vito Schnabel, Ben Affleck, and Marko Jaric all officially on my list. Fuck 'em all.



H/T: The Big Lead

Reggie Bush and skank on the beach

As opposed to Reggie Bush and skank ring in the new year. USC's favorite, most well-paid son, Reggie Bush recently headed to the sand with his whatever she is, Kim Kardashian.



Of course, people on the beach just had to take pictures so they could say that they met them before Kim's second sex tape comes out. At least she isn't dating Osi Umeyora. Although with her past, she might actually like it. Witness...

Oh yeah, here's the real deal. I haven't officially crossed into showing full-on porn videos yet.

A possible Brady-Gisele sex tape?

I don't think the world is ready, but if rumors are true, it could exist.

According to the always reliable Post --

PHILIPPE on East 60th Street has allegedly videotaped celebrity customers as they frolicked in what they thought was a private room. The restaurant's private wine cellar is outfitted with hidden security cameras. And employees at the Chinese eatery have screened the videos after the stars leave, says an insider. "They've watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people," said our source. "Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what's going on." A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, "for security purposes," but claimed that "all tapes are deleted. It is completely and utterly false that anyone has access to view the videos at Philippe, which are maintained off-site at our corporate headquarters," said flack Ronn Torossian. "The privacy of our clientele is our foremost concern. . . . Any statement saying to the contrary is utterly and completely false." Bundchen's rep had no comment and Brady's rep did not return an e-mail.

Even if such a tape did exist, the government would have to intervene. The ladies of the world would suffer a simultaneous orgasm then spontaneously combust if such a tape were to be viewed with their human eyes. It's best for everyone if this tape is destroyed.

This is just not fair... Damn you, Megan Fox!

Megan Fox is a One-Percenter. Of this there is no question. Can't act worth a shit? Who cares? She is a dream. But now she's gone and made my life a living hell.



I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.' "..."I'm young and have a lot of hormones - I'm always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship. Sex with random people who I've met at clubs is not really my thing."

(A) She really enjoys having sex. Excellent. (B) She is always in the mood. Even better. (C) Sex with random people ... is not [her] thing. Fuck! Damn her and her black magic!



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Vivica A. Fox B-J video surfaces

In case you missed it, for the past few days there has been discussion of a rumored sex video of actress Vivica A. Fox giving a little knob-job to a fella after a night out on the town. She, of course, denied such a video exists.

Said Fox’s manager, Lita Richardson, “It’s not true,” without saying what part of the report she was disputing.

Judge for yourself here.

So, is it her?

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