Jennifer Aniston is still in a bikini

And this time she is really bringing it with the pokies. I don't know who decided it was a good idea for Jennifer Aniston to be shooting a movie in Miami, but he deserves some sort of official commendation for giving us all of these photos of Jen in a bikini.



Even the sight of John Mayer in a Yankees hat can't take away from the pleasure I get from seeing Jen in her pink bikini. Now if he impregnated her, then I'd have to beat some ass... or something.

Lauren Jones is really attractive

If you've ever seen The Price is Right, you know who Lauren Jones is. I mean, I set my freakin' DVR for TPIR just to see her show me how much a microwave TV dinner costs.



She also did the Baywatch workout video series, Baywatch Beach Body Workout, which is on constant play in my DVD player. And most importantly, Lauren is a no-doubt One-Percenter.




For more info on Lauren, you can contact her agents here.

Ginger Spice's headlights are on

I am glad to see Geri Halliwell out and about. I was so worried about her after the cancellation of the Spice Girls tour.



Once again I am smitten by the redheads. Is it just me or is Geri Halliwell really freakin' hot? Maybe it's just that I have a soft spot for women who have posed nude. I'm sentimental that way, you know.

Amy Smart is in a movie and her nipple gets loose

Even though you've probably seen Amy Smart's nipples before (hint, hint), do you really ever get tired of it? The pics also show an ass that could crack walnuts, which is nice.



I guess she is in some movie called Crank 2 and pretends to get in a fight and her top flys around exposing her boob. Looks like a winner to me. By the way, when was Crank 1?

Adriana Lima is a little nippy on a cool day

No idea where these pictures of Adriana Lima were taken, when they were taken, or for what purpose. Do you really care, anyway? All I know is that when one of our Sweet Elite 8 has her picture taken looking like this and I discover them, they're gettin' posted. *Gavel bang!*



Anyone want to reconsider their vote? And how much do you wish you were that cellphone?

Nothing Photoshopped about Liz Hurley's pokies

A couple of days ago I did a post of Elizabeth Hurley in a bunch of bikinis and pointed out that she has no problem with being digitally-enhanced in her photos. Well, there isn't anything enhanced about these photos of Miss Liz, other than my libido.



Is she the hottest 42-year-old in the world? Maybe we need to do a Sexiest Woman in the World Over 40 tourney to find out.

Cheryl Tweedy is a little nippy

You know the rules around here. If pics of Cheryl Tweedy cross my desktop, I post 'em. This time we catch our favorite WAG out and about in London woefully underdressed for the temperature. Yay, pokies!!



Man I wish I was there. I'd have given her my coat, and my wallet, and my pants, and my car, whatever she needed. You hear me, Cheryl?! Whatever you need!

Oh yeah, be sure to check out the girl that Cheryl's dimwitted husband, footballer Ashley Cole, allegedly cheated on her with here. Can you say "homely"? I knew you could.

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It's game time! Guess the breasts!

Our new Saturday staple continues... Click on the pics to get the answers.


These breast are married to St Mirren F.C. footballer, Will Haining.


It was reported that the owner of these boobs inherited just $800,000 of her father's $300 million estate.


This highly-decorated gymnast is rumored to be engaged to a soon-to-be former national President.


These melons belong to the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history.


Rumors recently surfaced that the owner of these boobies is pregnant, but her boyfriend emailed MTV News to say that she is not.


As a result of several legal incidents, these boobs served a widely publicized sentence in an L.A. County jail facility in 2007.


These pokies belong to a Golden Globe-nominated and Screen Actors Guild award-winning American actress, currently working on a TV medical drama.

So how many did you get right? More than four and you need to seek help immediately.

Kurt Angle has a hot wife

Frankly, I wasn't sure Kurt Angle still wrestled professionally since he now wrestles for TNA and I have no idea who wrestles for that group nor where to find any of their shows. Luckily I have Wrestling News Desk. And by luckily, I mean they have posted pics of Kurt's very hot wife, pokies and all.



Hmmm... maybe I should find out when TNA's shows are on. It turns out that she actually appears on the show as his valet. Plus then I'd get to see Kelli Brooks too!

Mets pitcher John Maine has major wood for Jennifer Aniston

Eh, who doesn't?

Anyway, as I was saying, Mets pitcher John Maine, he of the not the guy in tranny outfits, has a little crush on this woman...



Says Maine in InTouch Weekly, "I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks and the way she carries herself, her whole demeanor. Oh, yes, the hair. The hair is unbelievable! I think she just gets better looking as she gets older."

Are we sure John is straight? I'm just sayin'. He's getting a little too excited about her hair. And why is he talking to InTouch Weekly?

So, what if Mr. Maine actually met Jen-Jen?

"I’d probably be so nervous, I would trip over my feet. I guess I would take some pictures with her and give her a hug. Maybe she’ll contact me somehow and it will actually happen. Wow, how cool would that be?"

Dude, you're a major league pitcher. Sack up, and quit being such a puss! Damn. This chick is just looking for a dick. Witness here and here. Now get to it!

No idea who Aubrey O'Day is, but I like her

Aubrey O'Day? Once again I am confronted with pictures of a chick that is good-looking yet I have no idea who the heck she is, so I have to decide whether to post them or not. Is she hot? Check. Is she dressed provocatively? Check. Pokies? Checkeroo. Post 'em.



Okay, so she is a member of the musical group Danity Kane. Is the fact that I did not know that really a bad thing?

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

Since it's Saturday I thought we'd play a little game. Click on the pics to get the answers.


After immigrating to the United States, this lady moved to LA where she worked as a physical therapist. SPORTSbyBROOKS people are not allowed to guess.


Pictures of Prince Harry fondling her breasts caused quite a stir in England back in 2006.


This lady made her first Olympic appearance at the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games at the age of 14.


This Hungarian beauty is one of the most famous female DJs in the world.


This girl has has appeared on over 300 magazine covers and at one point was dating Johnny Depp.

So how many did you get?

Sophie Monk works out

I love a girl who works out. Especially if she is hot and is doing it right in front of me. Sophie Monk works out. Apparently when she's done she feels no need for a bra, which is very awesome. Remind me who Sophie Monk is again?



Oh yeah, she is "an Australian pop singer, actress and occasional model." There you go. Educated and entertained all in the same post. Damn, I'm good.

Jessica Simpson is cold in Esquire; likes to strip

Apparently wherever it is that Esquire sends its photographers to take pictures of hot babes has a real problem with the heating system. First, Kate Beckinsale was all chilled in her photo shoot and now Jessica Simpson looks a little nippy.



Looks like they might also have a little water problem too.

I bet this is kind of what it looks like when Jessica does her strip tease for Tony Romo on her Web cam. And I quote, "Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. ... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other." (I am really starting to dislike Tony Romo, btw.)

Who the hell is Natalie Pinkham?

First it was Simona Fusco Stratten, who I had never heard of before, popping up out of nowhere all hot and sexy, and now some chick named Natalie Pinkham is all over the place running around in a bikini. These hot chicks just seem to appear out of thin air. Not that I'm complaining.



As usual this hot POA is from the UK. Big surprise. How such a small geographical area produces so many hotties is beyond me. C'mon USA, let's get our shit together! Anyway, it seems that Natalie is a British sports television presenter and hosts something called Adrenaline Rush as well as David Beckham's Soccer USA. Wow, that last show must be just riveting TV.

Rose McGowan is underrated; looks hot while pumping

I have always had a thing for Rose McGowan. That dress that she wore to that awards show back in the day didn't hurt things either. I don't know why I find her so attractive. I think maybe its because it looks like she could do some damage in the bedroom. Anyway, here she is pumping gas and looking a little chilly. Rose apparently makes a habit of going to gas stations wearing not enough clothing when it's a little nippy outside, thus making her even more awesome than I originally thought.



Loooving the red hair too. Damn, I love red heads. Am I weird? I mean weirder than you thought?

Abigail Clancy is lookin' good on video

Check out the description of this video of Abbey Clancy posing for her FHM photoshoot:

Oiled up and stripped down, wonder-WAG Abbey Clancy is this month's FHM cover girl.

Kind of makes you want to watch, huh?



Since there were three more videos of her in various stages of undress for FHM when I did this search, I figured what the hell, here they are...

It's Lindsay-Britney nipple/sex tape day!

My two favorite disasters-waiting-to-happen were out and about this week. Of course I am referring to Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. And of course, neither girl felt the need to bra it up when she went out. Atta girls! Who needs to wear a cumbersome old bra anyway?!



Speaking of disasters-waiting-to-happen, Lindsay is reportedly in a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. There's even a picture from a camera phone of her supposedly shining the captain's helmet with her mouth. It's pretty grainy so I think it could be her, or it could be Richard Simmons, I'm not sure which. Stay tuned...

UPDATE: Here's the video in question courtesy of Dlisted.

UPDATE #2: Calum Best says it ain't her.

Hot or Not? Lena Headey

So have any of you watched Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? I haven't. For some reason a TV show about a movie that was made 24 years ago just doesn't have the appeal that one would think. Anyhoo, it stars a chick named Lena Headey, who if she was hotter, might make me watch the show. I didn't see 300 either so I don't know how she looked in that. And I'm not sure I care for all her tats. Someone must think she's hot or she wouldn't have gotten these roles, I guess. She did play a lesbian in an earlier movie so that doesn't hurt her cred. So tell me, awesome reader, is Lena Headey hot? Or not?



Apparently the Terminator people aren't the only ones who like her as she has signed on to be in the movie Tell-Tale, a psychological thriller based on Edgar Allen Poe’s classic short story. I'll have to watch that one so I can learn what guilt looks like.

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Heather Locklear is chilly

Heather Locklear recently made a news splash with rumors of her supposedly thinking about offing herself. All I can say is thank goodness she didn't or we wouldn't have these photos of her being a little nippy with her beau Dr. Peter Burns, I mean Jack Wagner.



Heather's still got it goin' on for a 40-something. She may be the hottest woman over 40 out there. I'd do a little research to see if that's true, but that would require, well, work. Here's a couple more pics of her and the doc as well as some others of which I am quite fond.