And your 2008 Playmate of the Year is...

Jayde Nicole! As the 2008 Playmate of the Year, Jayde gets a $100,000 and a 2008 Cadillac CTS and free roll in the sack with Hef!*



You may or not have noticed, but Jayde has the word "respect" tattooed right above her Pharoh's Tomb. That. Is. Awesome.

*Purely speculative on my part.

Alyssa Milano got naked once

Well, probably more than once, but she got naked once for a photographer (supposedly in 1993, making her 20-ish) which is funny because I thought I remembered her suing someone back in the day for publishing naked pictures of her. Oh yeah, I did remember that.



Now you might be asking yourself, why would he post naked pictures of Alyssa Milano if she is so litigious? Uh, duh... they're naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. Hello? McFly?

Eva Mendes shows boob in Italy

Why do women who never pose naked in America think it's ok to do so in Europe? I mean, it's not like we here in the States aren't going to see those pictures. Either way, it's Eva Mendes showing some boob action in May's Vogue Italy. The bad part is that somehow the photographer and whoever dressed her and did her hair managed to take Eva being topless and make it about as erotic as a rugburn.



Once again, a superhot chick poses naked in a supposed straight women's magazine. This absolutely confounds me. It'd be like a dude showing his package in Sports Illustrated. It just makes no sense.

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey boy are still playing at the beach

The comeback campaign being put on by Elisha Cuthbert is nothing short of spectacular these days. Who knew that all she needed was some hockey dick to get her back on the track to hotness?



However, some Canadian hockey fans aren't quite as thrilled about Dion Phaneuf's beach vacation with Elisha as we are.

BONUS: If you look REALLY, REALLY hard at the last picture below, you can see nip.

Kate Moss is comfortable with her body, thankyouverymuch

Kate Moss recently did a photoshoot promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. Apparently in order to do such a photoshoot, you have to be topless. Makes perfect sense to me.



Damn. And I thought Posh Spice had the scariest boobs. If Kate isn't careful, she could put someone's eye out with those things.

I apologize to the 65.8% of you (at the time of this post) who don't find her attractive.

Underrated: Estella Warren

Could someone please explain to me why Estella Warren isn't getting more leading roles in movies? Who cares if she can actually act. She is a smokin' POA. That's all I care about in a movie. Do you disagree?



If you saw the remake of Planet of the Apes, you also have some idea of the immense talent this fine actress possesses and the reasons she should be getting more high profile roles.



Other underrated chicks.

Amy Smart is in a movie and her nipple gets loose

Even though you've probably seen Amy Smart's nipples before (hint, hint), do you really ever get tired of it? The pics also show an ass that could crack walnuts, which is nice.



I guess she is in some movie called Crank 2 and pretends to get in a fight and her top flys around exposing her boob. Looks like a winner to me. By the way, when was Crank 1?

Oh, yeah, NOW we get to see Jessica Alba's tits

All these years of wanting to see Jessica Alba's sweet, sweet hooters and never getting the chance, and now we get a little peek? When she is ballooned up and with child? Oh, the irony...



I guess beggars can't be choosers, huh? Fuck you again, Cash.

Daisy Fuentes forgot her bikini top

10 years ago I would have paid big money to see one Daisy Fuentes topless. Today? Well, not so much. So that's why you get it for free here. Win for you! That being said, I'd still hit it with the Power of Grayskull.



Love the watermarks on the photos, jagbags...

Keeley Hazell proves that the U.K. is superior to the U.S.

Here in America we have our nice little lad mags like Maxim and FHM, but in the U.K. those magazines get to do far more fun things than the U.S. versions do. Case in point: this spread of Keeley Hazell in FHM U.K.



Maybe if America had a king and queen we'd be allowed to show more boobage in our magazines... I'm willing to give it chance.

Julianne Moore has something to show you

It's turning into old school week here at on 205th. From Heather Locklear to Elizabeth Hurley to Christie Brinkley, the over-40 set is really bringing it as of late. I may have mentioned this in the past (I have), but I really do have a thing for sexy redheads. There something about their red hair, their porcelain skin, and their cute, pink areolas that sets my heart aflutter. Speaking of cute, pink areolas, Julianne Moore would like to show you hers.



I can't pin down exactly what it is that makes me more enchanted with sexy redheads over sexy blondes and brunettes. Maybe it's because I have this vision of them being just a tad more adventurous in the sack. If there are any sexy redheads out there that would like to help me put this theory to the test, please feel free to shoot me an email anytime. (You hear me, Rachel Nichols? Either one...)

Candice Michelle is still naked, adds a friend to the mix

One wouldn't think that running a wrestling/MMA site would lead you to being able to post crazy hot pics of women all the time, but the kids at Wrestling News Desk continue to prove me wrong on that count. Of course, a lot of that has to do with one Candice Michelle being employed by the WWE.



Oh yeah, did I fail to mention that Candy brought a friend along for this photoshoot. How clumsy of me... tee-hee... (UPDATE: Actually I did mention it. In the freakin' headline. I've really got to quit the huffing.)



More pics of Candice and her friend here.

Alessia Merz is WAG #75

Alessia Merz is crazy hot. She is also the wife of footballer Fabio Bazzani. And she is the 75TH different WAG that the Web site The Spoiler has featured. 75TH! WTF?! Someone PLEASE tell me how soccer players (especially those in Europe) are able to pull so much fine trim? I mean, damn! What is with that?



Unfortch, The Spoiler must care about making money, so they put little graphics over the good bits as you can see above. This forced me to hunt around for uncluttered pics of the lady and I was overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of sexay pictures available online. Lord love the Internet. At least our heroes over at The Spoiler were nice enough to post a video of Ms. Merz so we can see what she looks like when she moves.

Dr. Phil's son's got game; marries Playmate

Remember the Dahm triplets? If not, what are you, gay? Anyway, Erica Dahm, the hottest of the three (I totally made that up. I have no idea which one is which.), got hitched to Dr. Phil McGraw's son, Jay, recently. So we figured what better way to celebrate the lovely couple's nuptials than to see what the wife looks like naked.



Yeah, that's her, uh, in the, hmmm, one of those is her.



TMZ

Miranda Kerr steps it up a notch

Tuesday I shared with you some long-awaited pics of Miranda Kerr in a see-thru top. Today you are the lucky recipient of some Miranda Kerr top-LESS pics. TGIT, baby!



No idea when these pics were taken or for what purpose, but who the hell cares, right? It looks like she was just a youngin' in them and we all know how naive and stupid girls can be at a young age.

Mr. Skin's free clip of the day for on205th.com!

I don't know who Katherine Moennig or Alicia Leigh Willis is, but I'm not complaining.

It's Aubrey O'Day ... uh ... Day...

So earlier today I explained to you people that I had no idea who Aubrey O'Day was, only that she was hot and has excellent fashion sense. Then I learned she is in some music group called Danity Kane (still no idea there). Now I am posting about her again (yes, twice in one day) because she keeps crossing my desktop doing amazing things with her boobs and the clothes she places them in, so shut up and be glad you know a guy like me.



Why do hot women dress like this? Seriously. It is so frustrating!! Wait... no I am not complaining. I'm sorry. Keep doing it. Please.

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Excellent. Another One-Percenter makes the Mr. Skin cut. That didn't sound right, did it?

Miranda Kerr give us a little peek

Miranda Kerr is climbing my charts of the hottest women in the world. First she displayed remarkable flexibility (always a plus) and now (in my best The Rock voice) She has FINALLY come around to showing us SOME breasts!



I've never heard her speak a word, yet for some reason I think I would marry her if she asked me. Love is blind they say. I call bullshit on that one.

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Do you think Rosario Dawson is hot? I think she can be, but she doesn't always succeed. This is one of those times she came through with great success.