Shania Twain is on the market!

Though it's not as if any of you have a chance of landing her. Like me.

"Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage," the spokesperson said. "This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."



Weeee!!!! Let's celebrate with some more hot pics of the newly single Eilleen Regina Edwards! Let's just hope she doesn't pull a Kelly Brook on us.





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KISS got Rick Roll'd

The KISS boys never sounded better. My only complaint is the video is lacking women sitting on men's shoulders lifting their tops.

Who is Miley Cyrus' manager, Jack Kevorkian?

Miley Cyrus is either going to be the richest woman in the world or living in a cardboard box in the Ozarks somewhere by the time she is 30.





I give up.

UPDATE: Miley has also posed for a picture with porn star Kim Kardashian. Wow.

The Heyman Hustle: Model Hustle is far from Duff

For his latest Hustle, Paul asks the two questions the whole world wants answered. To legendary Guns N’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan – "Will the band get back together for one last gig?" To Duff’s gorgeous supermodel wife Susan Holmes – "Has anybody ever made eye contact with you?" You can watch his hilarious Heyman Hustle, and check out a sexy slideshow of Susan, by clicking here.

Miley Cyrus either doesn't get it or doesn't care

With all the hullabaloo (yes, that's right, I used the word hullabaloo) surrounding Miley Cyrus' recent Vanity Fair spread and the fact that she has posted a bunch of semi-racy photos on MySpace, you'd think that maybe she'd, you know, stop posting pictures of herself in compromising poses on the Web. You Would THINK WRONG!



Yes, the first photo below is Miley taking a snapshot of herself with her draws pulled down. Raise your hand if you can't wait for her to turn 18 and do some real damage to her career?! Man, I hope this doesn't affect her dad's new gig as host of Nashville Star.

Julianne Hough is my tiny dancer

I have not seen one episode of Dancing with the Stars, but I know who Julianne Hough is. I have a radar for hot chicks I guess and Julianne is about as hot as they come in my book.



Little known fact, in addition to being an award-winning dancer, she is also an aspiring country music singer with an album slated to come out this year. She released her first country music single Will You Dance With Me to iTunes and Wal-Mart in May 2007. The song peaked at #100 on the Billboard Pop 100 chart despite never being released to country radio stations. She will tour with Brad Paisley this summer on Paisley's 2008 Tour, along with Jewel and Chuck Wicks. She will also sing the National Anthem at this year's Indy 500.

Here's her latest music video for her second single, That Song in my Head, which reached #2 on iTunes Country Video rankings.







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As a singer Tony Romo makes a great quarterback

Tony Romo maybe should have taken some singing lessons from his GFF Jessica Simpson before embarking on singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame at Wrigley on Sunday.



Yeessh...

Meet the newest WAG, Chanelle Hayes

Man I love soccer in the U.K. No, no, not the game. The sport sucks, I mean the fact that there are almost as many hot girlfriends and wives as there are players. The mere fact that the Web site The Spoiler is up to #89 in their list of WAG's is proof of that. Now, according to The Sun, we can add one more to the list: Chanelle Hayes.



Apparently becoming a WAG in the U.K. is as much a sport as soccer...

She's got the pout and the clothes and now Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle has bagged herself a footballer boyfriend just like her idol.

Sadly for her, Tottenham Hotspur's Tom Huddlestone isn't exactly David Beckham.

The midfielder has invited the BB muppet to watch him on the subs bench against Liverpool on Sunday.

Earlier this week Chanelle was harping on about how she would never be a WAG.

Damn, even benchwarmers get hot chicks over there. Welcome to the club, Chanelle.

Here's a video of her new single... apparently all you have to do is be kinda hot to become a pop singer across the pond.

Cheryl Tweedy time!

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy was out again and lucky for us someone snapped some photos. This go-round sees her out for some lunch with her footballer husband and all-around idiot Ashley Cole (not pictured, deliberately).



Yes, I am now covering Cheryl Tweedy when she eats. If she stops to take a shit and there are photos, I shall cover that too.

Ginger Spice's headlights are on

I am glad to see Geri Halliwell out and about. I was so worried about her after the cancellation of the Spice Girls tour.



Once again I am smitten by the redheads. Is it just me or is Geri Halliwell really freakin' hot? Maybe it's just that I have a soft spot for women who have posed nude. I'm sentimental that way, you know.

Christina Aguilera got her drink on

Christina Aguilera must have finally realized that she is married to and gave birth to the child of an Ewok because she went out last week and got shitfaced drunk.



I wonder if they went home and had loud pool sex. Shudder...

Hot or Not? Fergie

Okay, okay, I know Fergie's got a pretty bangin' body, but her face makes her look like a tranny. This creates quite the conundrum in my pants, so I need your help. Is Fergie hot? Or not?



Normally I am not real big on trannies, but when they have a body like Fergie's it sure messes with your head.

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Hilary Duff and Miley Cyrus together at last

In the interest of not getting my site shut down (or arrested), I am going to refrain from comment.



You, however, are more than welcome to comment. That's right... move in closer... Shit!

Hot or Not? Jewel

So here I am looking around the Net when I run into these pictures of Jewel. I used to think she might be kind of hot (even with her messed up snaggletoothed grill). Girl has some serious assets up top and is a semi-famous singer, so I don't know. Would I let her go for a ride in the Stabbin' Cabin? Sure. But is she hot? You tell me...



Did you know her last name is Kilcher? That's right, Jewel Kilcher. Doesn't quite have the same panache as just Jewel, does it?

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Alicia Keys on Letterman... DAYUM...

Dayum again... Look at that shit... Alicia Keys wore that on her Letterman appearance. How Dave is supposed to conduct a rational interview with that looking back at him I do not know. He is more of a pro than I could ever be.



That is some magical fabric there, my friends.

Sarah Harding promotes Wii Fit for Nintendo

Until today (sixteen minutes ago to be exact) I had no idea who Sarah Harding was or what Wii Fit was, but as usual, as I am educated so shall you be educated. Sarah Harding is in the singing group Girls Aloud. You know the group that exists merely for Cheryl Tweedy to be fabulous in? Yeah, that one. Turns out that this Sarah Harding chick is a bit of a POA herowndamnself.



Now for part two of today's education... Wii Fit is the latest game for the Wii. You exercise and shit. I'm sure it'll be on your Christmas list.



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Marisa Miller is a Puddle of Mud fan, I think

Either Marisa Miller is a fan of the group Puddle of Mud, or she is sleeping with one of the band members, or she was paid a shitton of money to be in their video. One of those is the answer for why she was seen hanging around the group, posing all sexy-like, and basically distracting anyone within a one-mile radius.



Douche.

Holly Valance enjoys Speed Racer

To be honest with you, I had to look up who exactly Holly Valance is prior to writing this post. I mean I know she's hot, but that's all I knew. Turns out her real name is Holly Rachel Vukadinović. Yeah, Holly Valance does sound a bit like the name of some sexpot in a comic book doesn't it? Apparently she is an Australian actress and ARIA nominated singer. Oh, an ARIA nominated singer...



Here's one of her music videos...




And since the pictures of her are at the premiere of Speed Racer, here's a little sneak peek of the movie. Do you plan on seeing it?

Mindy McCready "cannot refute anything"

By now you've heard all about the alleged relationship that Roger Clemens had with singer Mindy McCready beginning with her being the same age that Miley Cyrus is now (15) and The Rocket being 28-years-old. The best part is that McCready doesn't deny any of it...

I cannot refute anything in the story.

Yes, I have known Roger Clemens for a long time. He's a kind and caring man. He's also a legendary athlete. The central topic in the debate, however, regards his professional life, not his personal life. There are legal matters working their way through the system that have nothing to do with me. From my point of view, that is where the focus should remain.

Yeah, that's going to happen.

After the teenage McCready met Clemens at a Fort Myers bar called The Hired Hand, she returned with the Rocket to his hotel room, but there was no sex that night, sources told The News. It wasn't until later, after McCready had moved to Nashville and become a country singing star, that the relationship turned intimate.

This kind of media craziness could not have happened to a nicer guy than ole Rog. Oh, and I was wrong about McCready not denying it being the best part. Here's the best part...


Thank you, Ryan Parker.

Keeley Hazell has a music video?

I guess when you have a body like Keeley Hazell's you can pretty much do whatever you want and what she wants is to be a pop star. This is her debut single, Voyeur. I have no idea if it's any good, because when I watch it my sense of sight overloads and takes power from my other four senses leaving me only able to see and drool.



Scarlett Johansson could learn a thing or two from Keeley on how to make a video...



Yeesh.