Caption this... and win a prize!

We have another DVD of Ice Road Truckers: On and Off the Ice to give away. Best caption of this photo of MJ and some little people at the Tahoe Pro-Am wins it! We'll take entries until midnight, Sunday, July 20, with the winner awarded the prize on Monday.

Last week's winner was 'Frank'. If Frank would be so kind as to email us his shipping details, we will get his prize sent out ASAP. Congrats, Frank.



H/T: Busted Coverage

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Bridget the Midget flashes some tit

So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I've heard of her and I think she's pretty fucking smart. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK.

The Incredible Hulk looks amazing

You wanna see what all the hoopla is about The Incredible Hulk movie? Well here you go...



If that doesn't make you want to go see it tonight, I don't know what will.

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H/T: TMZ

Brazilian soccer dwarves are freaking me out

As if midget bodybuilders aren't enough to give me the night sweats, now I am faced with a whole team of midgets playing soccer. When will it end?!



The average size of the team is about 4ft, while the smallest player is just 3ft 3in.

Together the 11 dwarves play in Belem, north-east Brazil, taking on youth teams in 40-minute matches.

That's right, they play kids. Kids who are then scarred for life.

Brazilian striker Ronaldo is known as "The Phenomenon" while star player of the Giants, Cazemiro Ribeiro, is called "Vagner Love".

I think I have a great movie treatment I need to get sold. It's a horror movie about a team of soccer dwarves with odd nicknames who travel around and play games against children. It'll be the scariest fuckin' movie ever made.

UPDATE: HHR has uncovered video of these guys. I am now officially in need of medication.



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World's smallest bodybuilder scares the shit out of me

There are now two things that freak me out more than anything in the world. The first was scary-looking clowns (redundant?). This little dude below now cracks the list at #2.



His "training buddy" isn't doing anything to halt my nightmares either.

The 19-year-old 2'9" Indian muscle-man's name is Aditya 'Romeo' Dev. He can lift 1.5 kg dumbbells despite weighing only 9 kg. That would be like me lifting 900 pounds I think. I never did quite get the metric system.

Romeo said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for the last two years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world."

I'll be in my bedroom hiding under the covers if anyone needs me.



H/T: flatusyahu, HHR & Holy Taco

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