The Sexiest WAGs of MMA

Lord love the media over in the U.K. When a paper like The Sun feels the need to do a story on The Sexiest WAGs of MMA, you know you've got an awesome newspaper there. Without further ado, let's see who they came up with...

Vitor Belfort's wife Joana Prado


Tori Paver has been linked with BJ Penn


Andre Arlovski's girl Patricia Mikula is smokin'


We all know Tito Ortiz's lady


Ali Sonoma used to date Diego Sanchez


Brock Lesnar is married to Rena Mero (Sable).

Tim Sylvia has a hot girlfriend.

Dean Lister also has a hottie for a girlfriend as does Elvis Sinosic and Phil Baroni.

And one they didn't list, maybe because it's not really true, but Mandy Moore's been linked to George St. Pierre (as reported by The Sun who compiled this list).

For some reason it seems that sexy women are drawn to really strong, athletic, tough guys. Go figure, I would have thought guys with wit and charm, like say snarky bloggers, would be more their type. Pffft.

Kelly Brook is a weapon of mass destruction

If there was a chick in our Armed Forces that looked like Kelly Brook and she dressed like this, we could rule the world. By we, I mean the U.S. and the U.K. jointly, because, well, dammit... when do we get our own queen?!



Kelly Brook, fighting for your right to view gratuitous T&A. Godspeed, Kelly.

Back in the day: Patricia Heaton was naughty

Back in the day, Everybody Loves Raymond's Patricia Heaton did some photos in sexy lingerie that no one was supposed to see. But now they have been "leaked" to the Internet. Whether you buy that story or not, there's no arguing that the photos are pretty sweet.



Heaton was stunned when a fan asked for an autograph on one of the images, which featured the actress wearing lingerie.

The 50-year-old star says, "I did some photos for my make-up artist and a photographer for their portfolio - like beauty shots. And because of the internet - people can hack into it - they get out. It got out."

I knew there was a reason I was hot for Debra back in the day. Too bad my dream has since been shattered into a million pieces.



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Kim Kardashian looks, uhhh, good?

I know a lot of you find Kim Kardashian sexy. Until today, I was not one of them. But with a little airbrushing and some good lighting and angles, I can see what gets you (and Reggie Bush) all so excited.



I think maybe I'll do a calendar just like the one these pics are from. It'll be the hottest thing since Tickle Me Elmo. Hey, I'll call it the Tickle Me Scrap Calendar. Syn-er-gy...

Christa Campbell is crazy hot, now who the hell is she?

According to Wikipedia, Christa Campbell is an American actress and model. She is perhaps best known for her work in 2001 Maniacs and its sequel 2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys as the Milk Maiden and her appearance in Playboy. That's right, I heard her work as the Milk Maiden was epic.



I really need to renew my subscription to Playboy so I quit missing out on babes like this.




Many thanks to CO-ED Magazine for bringing Christa and her hotness to our attention.

The Lingerie Football League has a combine of sorts or something

The boys over at FanIQ have been on fire lately with the videos. Yesterday was no exception as they uncovered the combine video for the Lingerie Football League, which is slated to have 10 teams competing in 2009. The video shows league "officials" checking the girls' 40 times. In a parking lot. Because we all know how important speed will be in these games.

Hot or Not? Fergie

Okay, okay, I know Fergie's got a pretty bangin' body, but her face makes her look like a tranny. This creates quite the conundrum in my pants, so I need your help. Is Fergie hot? Or not?



Normally I am not real big on trannies, but when they have a body like Fergie's it sure messes with your head.

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Marisa Miller in black and white is still awesome

While I prefer my One-Percenters in living color, these black and white pics of Marisa Miller are still pretty sweet.



These are from a GQ spread she did in 2005, but she doesn't look a day older now so who cares? And would you have even known if I hadn't told you? Why are you still reading and not looking at the pictures? Are you gay or something? Or not gay, if you're a woman? (Hey, some women read this site! ... They do! ... Shut up!)

Heidi Klum? Yeah, she's attractive

How old is Heidi Klum now anyway? Seems like she's been around forever. Time is not doing anything to hurt her body, I will say that. These pictures from Arena magazine prove it. I always thought that Heidi took the baton from Elle MacPherson when it came to the best body on a supermodel when Elle went into semi-retirement back in the day.



Turns out Heidi is only 34, but she's been modeling since 1992, when she was 18, so it wasn't just me thinking that she's been around forever, she has been modeling for almost her her life and for almost %^#@ of my life.

Sarah Harding promotes Wii Fit for Nintendo

Until today (sixteen minutes ago to be exact) I had no idea who Sarah Harding was or what Wii Fit was, but as usual, as I am educated so shall you be educated. Sarah Harding is in the singing group Girls Aloud. You know the group that exists merely for Cheryl Tweedy to be fabulous in? Yeah, that one. Turns out that this Sarah Harding chick is a bit of a POA herowndamnself.



Now for part two of today's education... Wii Fit is the latest game for the Wii. You exercise and shit. I'm sure it'll be on your Christmas list.



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Bar Refaeli is popular in Russia

So popular in fact, that she posed for Elle magazine over there. Yet another magazine that is marketed to heterosexual women who like to look at other women's bodies. (I have touched on this phenomenon before and still searching for answers.)



I wonder what it's like to see your girlfriend half naked in magazines around the world. Again, purely from a sociological research perspective, if any hot women are interested in contributing to helping me find the answers to these questions and more, I am just a quick email away.

Keeley Hazell has a music video?

I guess when you have a body like Keeley Hazell's you can pretty much do whatever you want and what she wants is to be a pop star. This is her debut single, Voyeur. I have no idea if it's any good, because when I watch it my sense of sight overloads and takes power from my other four senses leaving me only able to see and drool.



Scarlett Johansson could learn a thing or two from Keeley on how to make a video...



Yeesh.

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

Click on the pics to get the answers.


These tatas belong to a lady who has been engaged to Brian Austin Green, actor and former star of Beverly Hills, 90210.


The owner of the yayas you see above belong to Tara Leigh Patrick, but that's not the name she goes by today.


This rack is owned by the Penthouse Pet of the month for December 2006.


These breasts were was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress for their performances in Unfaithful.


On June 27, 2005, these cans won a World Series of Poker bracelet (and $158,625) in the Ladies' No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em event, outlasting 600 other players.

How many did you get right?

Candice Michelle is still naked, adds a friend to the mix

One wouldn't think that running a wrestling/MMA site would lead you to being able to post crazy hot pics of women all the time, but the kids at Wrestling News Desk continue to prove me wrong on that count. Of course, a lot of that has to do with one Candice Michelle being employed by the WWE.



Oh yeah, did I fail to mention that Candy brought a friend along for this photoshoot. How clumsy of me... tee-hee... (UPDATE: Actually I did mention it. In the freakin' headline. I've really got to quit the huffing.)



More pics of Candice and her friend here.

Playboy and wrestling want you to vote!

I know when I think of the electoral process the first two things that come to mind are Playboy and pro wrestling. Turns out maybe they should be, since they are actually two groups in this mess of a political race that are trying to do something good.

NewsCorp's flagship Broadband Television Network program, The Heyman Hustle visited Playboy's Rock The Rabbit party in New York City, as host/producer Paul Heyman interviews former Miss November Lindsey Vuolo and legendary UK rock n roll photographer Mick Rock, who personally designed the new campaign in conjunction with the Rock The Vote movement.

That's right, Paul Heyman, the mastermind behind ECW (the good ECW, not the watered down crap that Vince McMahon is feeding us), and a smokin' hot Playmate are out trying to get the youth of America to vote. Now could a girl that looks like this really get a person to vote?



Okay, silly question. She could get me to do a lot of things.

The party highlight was Vuolo, who travels across the United States with Playboy, promoting youth involvement in the electoral process. "It's so important to be involved, now more than ever," the Rock The Rabbit's gorgeous spokesmodel told The Sun, "Especially with so many issues facing the world today."

Yes, this is all so true. From the mouths of Playmates...

Below are some more pics of the true voice of reason in today's wack world, plus there's a slideshow and video of Vuolo here.



If that doesn't inspire you to vote, you're a lost cause, bud.

TNA Wrestling knows how to promote their ladies

Christy Hemme used to be in the WWE, then she went to TNA. I don't remember any photo shoots like this for Christy when she was in WWE (other than for Playboy, but you know about that).



I still don't know when TNA's shows air or on what station, and don't really intend to find out. I mean really, why should I since we have Wrestling News Desk to keep us apprised of the ladies for us. And after last night's horrific show by the WWE, I'm not even sure I want to watch that anymore.

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Miley Cyrus is on the fast track to Britneyville

Despite her claims of loving Jesus and being so pure, our girl Hannah Montana, I mean Miley Cyrus, keeps dropping some very non-Christian-like photos on her MySpace page.



I am STUNNED that an American icon like such as Billy Ray Cyrus would let his daughter behave in this salacious manner.

UPDATE: MSNBC says these pics aren't Miley Cyrus. Their proof is, well, they say it isn't her. So there! If it ain't her, Miley Cyrus has a absolute dead ringer of a doppleganger out there, folks.

UPDATE #2: Yeeeah! proves that they are her.



H/T: Gabby Babble

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

So here we are. It ain't gettin' any easier, folks. Just take a look at who made the Sweet Sixteen. Wow. That is some serious tuna there. Does Kate beat Shakira? Can Susan drop Monica? How about Stacy and Megan? Or Emmanuelle versus Charisma? There are no losers. Well actually there are, but one thing's for sure, we're the winners here. So who ya got now?

Kate Beckinsale | Shakira ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
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Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Monica Bellucci 57.9% - Susan Ward 42.1%
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Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 62.7% - Stacy Keibler 37.3%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 70.1% - Emmanuelle Chriqui 29.9%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

Our new Saturday staple continues... Click on the pics to get the answers.


These breast are married to St Mirren F.C. footballer, Will Haining.


It was reported that the owner of these boobs inherited just $800,000 of her father's $300 million estate.


This highly-decorated gymnast is rumored to be engaged to a soon-to-be former national President.


These melons belong to the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history.


Rumors recently surfaced that the owner of these boobies is pregnant, but her boyfriend emailed MTV News to say that she is not.


As a result of several legal incidents, these boobs served a widely publicized sentence in an L.A. County jail facility in 2007.


These pokies belong to a Golden Globe-nominated and Screen Actors Guild award-winning American actress, currently working on a TV medical drama.

So how many did you get right? More than four and you need to seek help immediately.

The WWE Wants You! If you're female, Brazilian and hot, that is

So yesterday I get this email...

Hello,

WWE is looking for more Divas. On205th.com has a great readership and I was hoping you could let them know of our search. Your readers can help vote for the Diva they would like to see on WWE or submit themselves into the audition.

Well, shoot, I am always one to help out those in need, so if you're a hot Brazilian lady, first, drop me an email with your photo and how to get in touch with you, then go here and get signed up.



I am a bit partial to this Queens beauty myself. She goes by the moniker "2hottt2handle" and I believe it.



And here's a sampling of what else you're up against, ladies. (If you win, you have to let us know and give us an exclusive lapdance, I mean interview.)