Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out

This is the trailer for some shit called Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Whatever, just skip to the 1:12 mark where ScarJo and Penny make out and thank me in the morning.

Hayden Panettiere is not gay, but would have sex with women

There have been rumors floating around Hollywood for awhile now that My Favorite 18-year-old (TM), Hayden Panettiere, is a lesbian. She denies this to be true. She also says that she doesn't care if people think she's gay, because there are some women in Hollywood that she wouldn't mind gettin' down and dirty with.

She says, "That's fine with me. If I'm going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.

"And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls."



Yeah, I know that taking what she said there and turning into "she'd definitely have sex with them" is a bit of a reach, but it's a reach I am willing to take. Here's a video of her photo shoot for the July issue of Teen Vogue (pictured above).



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I don't know who Katherine Moennig or Alicia Leigh Willis is, but I'm not complaining.

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We double your pleasure today with Laura Harring and Naomi Watts gettin' dirrrty.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen got soft

Back in the day, I would have put Tiffani-Amber Thiessen up against anyone for hottest body. Now... not so much. Just compare the bellies in the picture below to one of the pics at the bottom. (Note: When I originally posted this I titled it "Tiffani-Amber Theissen got fat," but the more I looked, she didn't get fat, she got soft, so I changed it.)



I guess not having steady work will give you a lot of free time in which to spend eating ice cream and Cheetos.

A few more pics of the modern-day TAT below, along with some fond memories. Oh, Kelly Kapowski where have you gone? How I long for the days of you and Jaime Pressly making out in a hot tub...

Leila Arcieri is underworked

Why isn't Leila Arcieri getting more leading roles? She is no doubt one of the hottest women working in show business. She should be featured in film and on TV and getting much more exposure than she does now. As near as I can tell her best role so far has been as Jamaica St. Croix, on the FX series, Son of the Beach. That just ain't gettin' it done.



Sure there was that role in Daddy Day Care, but she wasn't about to get naked in that! Terrible misuse of her talents. She needs more work like this with One-Percenter Susan Ward to really make her career take off.

Hollywood Lesbo Madness!!!

(Bridget Moynahan/Heather Graham)

Is there anything more pleasing to the eye than young hollywood starlets with their lips pressed together, their tongues intertwined.....their supple bosoms pressing against one antoher......

Open yourself up a new box of tissues, get some nice organic lotion ready and enjoy these video caps of young hollywood starlets making sweet love to each other.


(Piper Perabo/Lena Headey)


(Christina Cox/Karyn Dwyer)


(Jill Hennessey/Lesley Bibb)