Gina Carano beats Robin Yount's niece's ass

I bet that sentence has been typed at least 1,000 times over the years. That being said, last night on American Gladiators, my future wife, Gina Carano took part in Earthquake! (I added the exclamation point because it's just that damn exciting) and faced off against the niece of Hall of Fame baseball player Robin Yount. Her name is Tatum and she set a record last night by being the first competitor to score zero points. Bravo! Be sure to pause the clip around the 0:55 0:08 mark for full lesbian fantasy goodness, unlike last week when Gina had to face-off with and ultimately destroy a senior citizen.



In case your pause button isn't working too well, the good folk over at flatusyahu have some stills you might want to check out.

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So Sophia Bush and Minka Kelly were at some event and some super genius photographer thought it would be a great idea for them to pose for pictures together.



I take the part about him being a super genius back. He is just a regular genius. Super genius should be reserved for the photog who gets Sophia Bush and Minka Kelly to pose for naked pictures together.



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I think many of you are gonna really like this one, considering how popular Brittany Snow is here on our site. Mix in a little Jessica Stroup and I think we've really got something. That something is fodder for a really good fantasy. Note, this is Jessica's second appearance in one of our fantasies.



And once again, we also have Rumer Willis playing the man in the group.



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This is getting ridiculous. Even the (step-) daughters of soccer players in the U.K. are hot. Bianca Gascoigne (the brunette) is the former step-daughter of footballer Paul Gascoigne, while Charlotte Mears is was formerly the fiancee of footballer Jermain Defoe. Needless to say, both are models.



Once again, my hat is off to you, United Kingdom. Well played...




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Some of you may remember Jessica Biel being at a Green Bay Packers game with her beau Justin Timberlake awhile back and Jessica getting her ass grabbed by a female while watching from the sidelines. If you don't, here's a refresher...



Yeah, that little episode sent men's minds the world over into lesbian fantasy warp speed. But That WAS NOTHING! Witness...





Yes, that is Alyssa Milano. I'll leave you alone with your thoughts now.

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Battlestar Galactica, folks. That's the show that these three babes star on. I have no idea what channel the show is on and despite the fact that Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, and the one with the awesomest name Katee Sackoff are all hot POA's, I have no plans to find out. That being said, I have no problem posting pics of them in various stages of undress. It's what I do.



If you do happen to know what channel the show airs on, do yourself a favor and don't drop me a comment to let me know, unless you plan to do it anonymously or if you don't care if you ever have sex again.




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Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup (right) posed for photos at the 2008 CW Network Upfront Event. No idea who they are or what the event was, but it's two hot chicks hugging and shit, so it gets posted.



I guess they're actresses or models or whatever they decide they want to call themselves since they're sexy as hell and no one's ever going to call them on it. I don't know who the third chick is below, but the more the merrier (in my fantasies).



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And God created woman indeed. I heard but cannot confirm that when Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller were both eventually in this same room together that there was something sort of like a sonic boom. I mean, it makes, sense. You can't have two women this hot in the same vicinity without some sort of atmospheric disruption, can you?



So tell me girls, if you were one of the two women on the fringes of the pictures below (no idea who they are), and you thought of yourself as relatively attractive as I am sure those women do, would you really want to pose in a picture with Heidi and Marisa? I mean those two are gonna make a lot of women look ugly by comparison. I'm just sayin'.

Yeah, I changed the title after the initial publishing of this post. It just made sense. Especially after I started having lesbian fantasies.



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Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis were at the Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere in Hollywood this week. Yeah. No chance I see this movie unless there is a sudden report of the two of them gettin' it on in the flick.



For now I will just have to use my imagination. No, you two go right ahead... What's that? Yeah, sure, Mila, you can use that honey... Just ignore this video camera, ok?



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Our girl Lindsay Lohan took time out of her busy taking off her clothes and "not drinking anymore" schedule the other night to visit with the WWE folk. The person we were most interested in her "visiting" was WWE Diva and soon to be Playboy model, Maria Kanellis. I'd love to be the meat in that poon sandwich.

Yo, Maria, camera's over here. The Playboy people are gonna need you to do better come payday.

I really should have made that Lohan-Mayweather pic a "Caption this." Imagine what was said there...