Who is Miley Cyrus' manager, Jack Kevorkian?

Miley Cyrus is either going to be the richest woman in the world or living in a cardboard box in the Ozarks somewhere by the time she is 30.





I give up.

UPDATE: Miley has also posed for a picture with porn star Kim Kardashian. Wow.

Miley Cyrus either doesn't get it or doesn't care

With all the hullabaloo (yes, that's right, I used the word hullabaloo) surrounding Miley Cyrus' recent Vanity Fair spread and the fact that she has posted a bunch of semi-racy photos on MySpace, you'd think that maybe she'd, you know, stop posting pictures of herself in compromising poses on the Web. You Would THINK WRONG!



Yes, the first photo below is Miley taking a snapshot of herself with her draws pulled down. Raise your hand if you can't wait for her to turn 18 and do some real damage to her career?! Man, I hope this doesn't affect her dad's new gig as host of Nashville Star.

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Miley Cyrus looks like she really hated being topless

So by now we've all seen or heard about Miley Cyrus' oh so erotic photos that Vanity Fair is about to publish and the spin that Disney tried to put on it by saying that "a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." Uh huh...



Miley issued her own spin as well...

Miley says she never meant to show so much skin. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic,' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," Miley said in a statement. "I never intended for any of this to happen, and I apologize to my fans, who I care so deeply about."

Of course, the Christian Coalition of America just had to chime in too!

"Disney should reprimand her," spokeswoman Michele Combs says.

Uh, oh, WWJD, Miley?



Looks like she was really being manipulated... Dad is there. She's smiling, laughing... I can't believe how mean and heavy-handed the photographer, Annie Liebovitz, and her crew are being in these photos released today by Vanity Fair in response to Disney's claims.

So the girl who posted these photos on MySpace was manipulated, huh?



Spin again, Disney.

Miley Cyrus is on the fast track to Britneyville

Despite her claims of loving Jesus and being so pure, our girl Hannah Montana, I mean Miley Cyrus, keeps dropping some very non-Christian-like photos on her MySpace page.



I am STUNNED that an American icon like such as Billy Ray Cyrus would let his daughter behave in this salacious manner.

UPDATE: MSNBC says these pics aren't Miley Cyrus. Their proof is, well, they say it isn't her. So there! If it ain't her, Miley Cyrus has a absolute dead ringer of a doppleganger out there, folks.

UPDATE #2: Yeeeah! proves that they are her.



H/T: Gabby Babble

Miley Cyrus is still 15, right?

So Miley loves Jesus, but she writhes around on stage at a supposed "kids" event, posts racy pictures of herself online, has an older, exhibitionist best friend, and wears body suits tight enough to let us know if she's still a virgin. Yeah, that jibes.



Doesn't really fit with the whole, "We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it." thing, does it?

A cat suit at a Nickelodeon function? Purrr-fect.

On a side note, Star speculates that Miley had something done to her teeth. Yep, it starts with the teeth and before you know it, new boobies!

Miley Cyrus will never make it to 18

And by never make it to 18, I mean she'll never make to 18 without some sort of scandal, be it sexual or otherwise. Check out her dancing and slithering around at this weekend's Idol Gives Back suckfest.



She already has the slutty (by perception, if not reality), older best friend and she likes to show off her personal pics online, including her in a bra, a bikini and in some faux lesbian poses, so there is just no way this 15-year old makes to 18 without something Spears-like occurring. At least we hope not!

Miley Cyrus loves short shorts

So yeah, we took a week or so off from our Miley Cyrus posts. Honestly, homegirl hasn't really been out doing much to write about lately. Luckily these photos of Miley traipsing around in some short shorts surfaced so we are able to get back on the Hannah Montana train this week.



The cowgirl boots are an interesting choice with that outfit as you'll see in the pics below.

She also put out another video recently. This time taking us on a tour of her private jet for her tour stop in Houston. Maybe that's where she got the boots?



So who's short shorts do you like better? Miley's or Hayden's?

Miley Cyrus slips a nip while playing with a dog

Our favorite jailbait Miley Cyrus was out playing with a dog sometime in the past and I don't know if it was her dog or someone else's dog. I also don't know when these pictures were taken. All I know is that she had a Janet Jackson-like wardrobe malfunction and as you know, it is my duty to bring you pictures when that happens.

It was just a matter of time before this happened. Next stop, the upskirt!

[I think something is wrong with me. I had a moment of conscience and removed the pics. What is this feeling I am having? Please say I am not getting, gulp, morals...]

Here's more wholesome fun of Miley playing with a dog.

Miley does Barbara

Time for our weekly Miley Cyrus post! You didn't really think I forgot did you? This Sunday before the Oscars Barbara Walters will air an interview with our girl. Let's see what Baba-wawa has in store for her (better not make her cry, Babs...).

We're not too thrilled with soon-to-be 18-year-old JoJo taking a swipe at our Miley this week, but that aside here's Miley out at lunch at a restaurant named Ivy back on Valentine's Day, because you'd want to know that.

Our weekly Miley Cyrus post

You knew it was coming, and here it is. This week we get the pleasure of seeing Miley acting a little hammered coming out of Club Social in Hollywood.

Please don't go Britney/Lindsay/Paris on us, Miley, we beg you.



We also included some shots of her laying around at her pool party. Just because we know we'd you'd like to see them.

Miley Cyrus peps up her look a bit

My girl Miley Cyrus recently attended the InStyle and Grammy Salute to Fashion and sported a darker 'do and a sweet short dress. Work it, homegirl. I am loving the shoes.

You didn't really think we'd get through a whole week with a Miley post, did you? The second set of pics below, where she is sporting some purple f-me boots, is from the 50th Annual Grammy Awards Grammy Gift Lounge.

Miley Cyrus shares another boobie pic

What is it with Disney kids anyway? What about working for the Mouse makes them suddenly get trampy and stupid? Or is it the other way around? Does Disney seek out the deviants? Either way, I am glad they did in this case. It makes a nice match for the other pic on my shrine bulletin board.



Are we sure she is really 15? Because she is making an unusual gesture below.

UPDATE: We found yet another pic of her slutting it up below (in purple).

Miley Cyrus wants us to see her boobies

At least that's what I am telling myself. Man I wish we had FaceBook or MySpace when I was 15. How did we ever survive without chicks taking pictures of themselves and then posting them on the Net for all to see, like Miss Cyrus has done here? Shoot, when I was 15 if I saw a girl my age in a bikini it was call for an all-points-bulletin to all of my friends (and my pants) it was so rare.



Some would say it is unhealthy or depraved for me to obsess so much over a 15-year old. That's all. I have nothing to add to that observation. Here's some pics of her backstage at one of her concerts, wearing clothes.



H/T: DrunkenStepfather

Even 15-year olds have more brains than Britney

Then again, this 15-year old inherited the mind of one of the great thinkers of our time in a Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus.



"I think it's so crazy and I think that she [Britney] needs help," she told Extra. "If I didn't have [my family], I'd probably be in the same position.

Britney doesn't have a family? Damn, then just who are Lynne and Jamie Lynne anyway? Imposters!

"You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think for me, is my mom," she added. "If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best."

This from yet another product of the Disney hype machine (just like Britney was). She'll probably be downing crappacino's and snarfing bags of Cheeto's while fending off the advances of her ex-husband Shamrock on the evening pap shows, just like Brit, in 10 years.

And no this is not just some lame excuse to post some sweet shots of the lovely and talented Hannah Montana. Oh, who am I kidding? I would totally break about six or seven laws in the state of Georgia and go all Jerry Lee Lewis on her young stuff.



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Because you love the Hannah Montana show

That is the only reason I am posting these pics. Not because I think that a 15-year old is a hot piece of ass. That would be wrong. So wrong.



And in no way am I posting these because I am picturing these two young ladies doing bad things to each other at night after the concerts. Because that would be wrong. So wrong.

H/T: The Bastardly

Hannah Montana fakery needs work

Maybe the Hannah Montana folks should be the ones giving Criss Angel a call for help on their shows instead of Britney Spears. Watch the video below as a fake Hannah Montana replaces the real one at the 2:15 mark, right in the middle of a song during the “Best of Both Worlds Tour stop in Atlanta, Georgia.

How much were those tickets again?

Miley Cyrus says controversial pics not a big deal

The wishful thinking of perverted men everywhere has forced Miley Cyrus to defend herself for photos of her “shown frolicking on a hotel floor with a female friend and sharing a piece of candy.” Cyrus says that the candid shots and what took place are strictly innocent. Well, we certainly hope so!

She says the photos were nothing but two girls at a sleepover. Yeah, let that just sit there awhile… pervs.

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