Interlude: Lovely

NFL: T.O. will make sitcom debut alongside Flavor Flav
TRACK: Texas girl wins track team championship by herself
CBB: O.J. Mayo denies claims he took gifts at USC
CBB: Two Kentucky players decide to transfer
MLB: San Diego hurler Maddux notches 350th career win
INDYCAR: Dixon takes Indy 500 pole; Ganassi teammate Wheldon takes 2nd
NHL: Europeans in NHL on decline, survey says
TV: Hannah Storm to become new host for ESPN's morning SportsCenter

on 205th recommends: THE SPORTS HERNIA

Interlude: Love, Joe

NFL: Joe Montana in love letter lawsuit
NFL: Federal judge orders Vick to pay Canadian bank $2.4M
NFL: Tapes reveal Patriots also stole offensive signals
CFB: Florida player charged for using dead girl's credit card
BOWLING: Blind bowler rolls 300 game
CYCLING: Furious driver takes out 50-strong cycle pack
NBA: Papa John's swamped thanks to 23-cent LeBron special
CBB: West Virginia coach Huggins hurt in airport fall
CBB: Two dismissed from George Washington basketball team
NHL: Retired Sabres enforcer Ray sues NHLPA again
BOXING: Judah injures arm; fight vs. Mosley postponed
CELEB: Hef makes offer to Miley Cyrus, when she's legal

on 205th recommends: TSD Magazine

Elisha Cuthbert owns a lot of bikinis

Good thing that Dion Phaneuf's Calgary Flames lost in the playoffs or we wouldn't have all these friggin' Elisha Cuthbert bikini photos.



Are you getting tired of me posting photos of Elisha on the beach? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry... bad joke.

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey boy are still playing at the beach

The comeback campaign being put on by Elisha Cuthbert is nothing short of spectacular these days. Who knew that all she needed was some hockey dick to get her back on the track to hotness?



However, some Canadian hockey fans aren't quite as thrilled about Dion Phaneuf's beach vacation with Elisha as we are.

BONUS: If you look REALLY, REALLY hard at the last picture below, you can see nip.

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini? Sure, why not?

Since y'all like Elisha Cuthbert so much, especially since she is in the midst of such a tremendous comeback from averageness, I thought I'd toss you a bone with some bikini pics. It's just the kind of guy I am. And yes that is her new beau hockey guy, Dion Phaneuf, in one of the pics below. I think I hate him.



Looking at that almost makes me wish I knew how to play hockey. You know, so she'd like me, and want to have sex with me and all that.

Elisha Cuthbert really, really likes hockey players

Noted NHL fan and sometime blogger Elisha Cuthbert has apparently been able to move on from her past relationship with the Rangers' Sean Avery. Moved on to a completely different hockey player, that is. She is seen here walking with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames, which in my book automatically means he is having sex with her.



I guess she's also moved on from making out with Paris Hilton too, huh? Now if you pervs look really close at some of the pictures below, you can see that the sun enables us you to see her bra.

Interlude: Foreclosed

MLB: Baseball star Canseco loses home to foreclosure
MLB: Trainer takes FBI polygraph on Clemens
NBA: Dwyane Wade on Star Jones rumors: We're just friends
NFL: Suspect accuses Pacman of framing him
NFL: Trade to Minnesota puts damper on Jared Allen's KC sports bar
NFL: Bengals LB Brooks accused of punching woman
WWE: Santino Marella arrested on charges of DUI
NHL: Rangers' Avery to stay in ICU until bleeding stops
OLYMPICS: Beijing's public smoking ban goes into effect
CFB: Butkus, nonprofit group settle lawsuit over namesake award
CFB: LSU kicks troubled quarterback Perrilloux off team
CBB: Kentucky's Gillispie lands commitment from eighth-grader

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Interlude: Scary

NHL: Sean Avery rushed to hospital Wednesday in cardiac arrest
AHL: Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
LAX: Prom invite written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
MLB: Other women made Rocket see fireworks, too
SOCCER: Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident
F1: French court says it cannot ban Mosley orgy video
NFL: Pats' Moss has new group, hopes to race trucks
NFL: Bills to be paid $78M to play in Toronto
NFL: Former Titan Calico facing DUI indictment
OLYMPICS: Three pro-Tibet activists deported ahead of Oly torch
TENNIS: Internet betting companies win case against Roland Garros
CBB: Obama plays hoops with UNC
CFB: Nebraska OL Christensen faces July trial for sexual assault
ODD: Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
STUPID: Man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

UPDATE: Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen. Almost the same as cardiac arrest...

Interlude: Celebration!

NHL: Three police cars set afire in Montreal celebration (video below)
NFL: Man in strip-club shooting extorted $15K from 'Pacman'
NFL: Seahawks' Bernard arrested for allegedly hitting woman at nightclub
NFL: NFL reinstates suspended Bengals LB Thurman
MLB: Buried Red Sox jersey for sale on eBay
NBA: Walsh bans Isiah Thomas from having contact with team
NBA: Bucks introduce Skiles as new coach
CBB: Lute Olson divorce fight continues

Interlude: Danger! Danger!

GENERAL: Feds looking into dangers of lead in artificial turf
MLB: Cubs pull offensive Fukudome shirt (more on that here)
NFL: Several Titans implicated in Nashville drug case
NFL: Police arrest Washington man in Vegas shooting
NFL: Minor league team drops prison-themed Vick night
NFL: Urlacher said he never threatened to quit over money
NBA: NBA owners approve the Sonics' relocation
NBA: West, Kupchak, others file $3M fraud claim against adviser
NBA: Knicks, T'wolves win draft-lottery tiebreakers
NHL: Draper: Preds' Tootoo intentionally stepped on his back
CFB: Dayton players plead guilty to burglary charges
CFB: Rape charges dropped against ex-Penn St. RB Scott
CBB: Memphis' Douglas-Roberts to enter NBA draft

Sean Avery makes the NHL change their rules on the spot

NHL dope extraordinaire Sean Avery lived up to his billing as one of the biggest pests in the league by creating a screen on goalie Martin Brodeur this past weekend that was unlike any other seen in the history of the sport.



"I've played for 15 years in this league. I've been watching games for 33 years. I had never seen that in my life," Brodeur said. "I don't think that kind of behavior should be done in front of the net, but there is no rule for it."

There is now. The NHL wasted no time in making a rule change to stop such behavior (or behaviour for all of our Canadian friends).

"An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play," Colin Campbell, the NHL director of hockey operations said in a statement.

I think Penguins forward Gary Roberts summed it up best when describing Avery's actions: "He's an idiot."

May-be... but he can pull trim like few others: Exhibits A and B.

SI/AP

HOCKEY FIGHT!

Minor league style fight today: Philadelphia Phantoms vs. Hershey Bears. The key moment: at the 25 second mark of the clip look for the body slam attempt by the ref.



H/T: HLOG via AOL FanHouse

Interlude: Sad

SKIING: Colorado freeskier dies after 100-foot fall to rocks
CBaseB: Georgia Tech pitcher found dead, cause unknown
NHL: Flyers' Thoresen may lose testicle after groin shot
NFL: Pacman will file for NFL reinstatement on Tuesday
NFL: WR Jurevicius sixth Browns player to contract staph
NFL: Bryant Gumbel leaves NFL Network
NFL: Dolphins fullback charged with battery
CFB: Report: UCF player who died struggled in workout
CFB: Murray State QB charged with robbery
NBA: Judge sides with Jordan in lawsuit
NBA: Spurs' Stoudamire has marijuana case dismissed
MLB: Doug Davis' cancer surgery labeled a success
MLB: Denny McLain arrested for missing court date
MLB: White Sox's Guillen fined for umpire comments
GOLF: Legally blind golfer, 85, gets ace

UPDATE: Thoresen is ok. Phew...

More of the Ice King Girls

The other day we told you about how the Los Angeles Kings (that's an NHL hockey team) tried out using hot girls to clean up the ice during a game on Saturday, March 29, then asked their fans what they thought of the concept. We have now come in contact with more pictures of the girls doing their thing. Maybe this will help the fans decide whether they liked the girls or not.



Yeah, that's a tough call... Hot girls, in tight tops and pants, bending over a lot... hmmm. If they got rid of the girls wearing sweatshirts over their tight little tops I think they might be on to something.

P.S. I'd hate to think spent all that money on those uniforms for nothing. The NHL isn't exactly flush, you know.

The Los Angeles Kings ask stupid questions

On Saturday, March 29, the Los Angeles Kings decided to try out using Ice Girls during a game.



They say that it was a trial run, and that they are giving their fans the chance to submit feedback on whether they liked the girls or not. Gee, I wonder what most of their fans thought? Do you like hot girls in tight clothing on the ice or not like hot girls in tight clothing on the ice? That's a real brain-teaser there.



Kings official Web site

Interlude: Nervous

SOCCER: David Beckham "nervous" to model in his underwear
CFB: Hofstra coach suspended after touch-football fight
CFB: Virginia LB faces credit card theft, fraud counts
NFL: Leinart's partying ways leave coach disappointed
MLB: McNamee selling signed Clemens items on eBay
MLB: Topps prints card of fake star
MLB: Alou says he wouldn't have caught Bartman ball
NHL: Hall of Famer Lafleur suing Montreal police for $3.5M
CBB: Portland State players detained
CBB: Court reinstates ex-Iona coach's racial suit
HS SPORTS: Mich. HS group fined millions in gender-equity suit

Interlude: Clash

OLYMPICS: Police, protestors clash at Olympic torch handover
NBA: Ex-NBA player Rider arrested for possible auto theft
CBB: Memphis' Rose refuses stitches because of phobia
INDYCAR: Dixon wins first race in unified open-wheel series
NFL: Dallas may put 'no strip club clause' into Pacman contract
CFB: Pair of Mississppi State players kicked off team
NHL: Crawford brought into lawsuit over Bertuzzi hit
NHL: Quebec seeks stiffer rules to curb hockey fighting
MLB: MLB puts suspensions of Gibbons, Guillen on hold
MLB: Padres place Prior on 60-day DL

• Random thoughts on March Madness thus far. (Next Round)
• The Top 5 "Crowd Hockey Fights". (Busted Coverage)
• Derek Jeter soaks up the sun and the booze. (Don Chavez)
• Foreign TV has the best babes. (BBI)

HOCKEY FIGHT!

Today's brawl comes from the QMJHL as Quebec and Chicoutimi get it on with Patrick Roy's son, Jonathan, also a goalie, and it would appear, a bit of a badass, as the main attraction.

[Chicoutimi's goalie Bobby] Nadeau fell to the ice and curled up to protect himself as Roy kept punching him.

Once he was done beating on his opponent, Roy scowled at the crowd as he skated away and flipped the Centre Georges-Vezina crowd a couple of middle-finger gestures.



UPDATE: Looks like little Roy might be in trouble.

H/T: The KB via Deadspin

Worst goalie evar

Okay, maybe calling him the worst goalie evar is a bit harsh, but Maple Leafs goalie Vesa Toskala did give up a length of the ice goal ... on his team's own power play ... against the Islanders yesterday.



Somehow the Leafs still managed to shake off this humiliation and win the game 3 to 1, thus keeping them solidly in last place in their division.

SIDE NOTE: When you do a Google search for the words "NHL Standings", the second link (and the first one to display "NHL.com - Standings") takes you to the league's standings for the 2005-2006 season, which I am sure is in very high demand by hockey fans. NHL marketing at it's finest, folks.

H/T: FanIQ