This specially made Steampunk Nerf rifle was all yours for the taking on eBay, but you didn't bid on it. What a loser you are. Jeez.
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about there, baby! I would totally rule the backyard Nerf Wards if I had this bad boy!
For the winning bid of $455 + $35 shipping, the proud new owner of this gun gets, as the auction description says...
Allow me to present to you the latest in steam powered weaponry, straight from the laboratory of Professor Oliver Shagnasty, Esquire.
Up for auction is a ONE OF A KIND, TOTALLY CUSTOM, NEVER DUPLICATED, ORIGINAL STEAM POWERED NERF.
Yeah, he called himself Professor Shagnasty.
The model 101 is a dual purpose hybrid with phase warp modulators and plasma splitting over-drivers that are attenuated by the operator to the required resonating frequency and of course boosted by steam power techno-wizardry.
Okay, Professor Shagnasty, the coolness of this gun is being drowned out by your doucheness. Never mind that we even mentioned it.
H/T: Geekologie
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Coolest Nerf gun evar
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Awesomest BB gun evar
This is just pure insanity, which makes it totally awesome! Check out the Walther NightHawk BB Gun. I had to use bold print there, this gun requires it. This is the BB gun that Chuck Norris would use if he needed a gun that shot BB's, which of course he doesn't, because he's Chuck Norris.
GadgetKing has a shitload of specs on it (like a red dot sight and a pressure sensor switch for the attached light) which may interest some of you, but not me. I don't even want to shoot the thing, I just want to walk around with it scaring the shit out of everyone.
Only $159.99 at Amazon! If you buy one, let me know. I want to be your new best friend.
Product demo video!
H/T: Geekologie
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The best way to make your March Madness picks?
With firearms, of course! Orson Swindle (EDSBS)/Spencer Hall (The Sporting Blog) shows us how we're supposed to pick our teams.
Let's just hope that none of his teams lose.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The perfect Valentine's Day gift
Still searching for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for your honey? Well, we've got just the thing to get you some definite action tonight, my friends. The Hello Kitty AR-15!
It was created in the "spirit" of the California Assault Weapon Ban.
This rifle is 100% legal in California because it is based on an "off-list" lower receiver made by Stag Arms and has no evil features at all, instead featuring a fixed stock instead of the evil collapsible stock, a muzzle brake in place of the vile flash-hider, and a MonsterMan Grip instead of the heinous and malicious plastic pistol grip.
Whatever. My girl Gina is gonna love it.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Shotguns are cool; taser shotguns are better
Why just blow someone away with an old-fashioned shotgun when you can drop them with a taser version? Enjoy the Taser x12 promotional video.
For some reason the Google ad immediately underneath this video when I went to get the code read like this: Free Fart Videos. 10 Farts That Shook The World Captured On Video! I wonder why that is. Maybe when you get tased with this motherfucker it makes you rip one of which legends are made.
Monday, February 4, 2008
You know you're a redneck when...
Your little girl gets her shoulder busted firing a shot gun and these two quotes are uttered...
"Hey, you dropped my gun in the dirt."
"I don't feel fuckin' bad."
Is it just me or is she kind of a hot little POA?
Sorry, no Internet all freakin' day until now. I am getting my shit together as we speak.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Our Navy makes us proud
Looks like the U.S. Navy has been doing some homework. Check out their newest creation, a 10 megajoule electromagnetic railgun!
Fuck Terminator...
A little over 10 megajoules means you’re looking at 5,600 fuckin' mph, baby!
When the system is completed, it’ll be firing shells with over six times that energy (well over 13,000 mph) using 64 megajoules of energy.
Here it is in action...
