Tiffani-Amber Thiessen got soft

Back in the day, I would have put Tiffani-Amber Thiessen up against anyone for hottest body. Now... not so much. Just compare the bellies in the picture below to one of the pics at the bottom. (Note: When I originally posted this I titled it "Tiffani-Amber Theissen got fat," but the more I looked, she didn't get fat, she got soft, so I changed it.)



I guess not having steady work will give you a lot of free time in which to spend eating ice cream and Cheetos.

A few more pics of the modern-day TAT below, along with some fond memories. Oh, Kelly Kapowski where have you gone? How I long for the days of you and Jaime Pressly making out in a hot tub...

Elvis is alive! And he ate Lisa Marie!

Before you read any further, please click here, then come back. I'm serious. Do it. I'll wait... Sittin' on the dock of the bay... oh, you're back. Okay, disregard everything I said in that post. Someone kidnapped THAT Lisa Marie and replaced her with THIS one...



Reports are that she is pregnant. I'm not sure with what, but it appears that she will soon give birth to either Fat Bastard, Jabba the Hutt, or a rhino. Check out the comparison pic below to see just how much "little Lisa" has morphed into her dad. And please take note... THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET PREGNANT, JESSICA ALBA!



H/T: Yeeeah!

The World's Fattest Man

I almost feel bad showing you this right after dropping Jennifer Ellison's hotness on you, but consider this dude the Yin to her Yang. Speaking of Yangs... dude hasn't seen his in decades. Video is totally NSFW if your boss hates enormously obese people.



H/T: Dlisted

Next up: Green Bay!

Darlington Raceway is not helping me shed my stereotype of NASCAR fans as fat, drunk, and fat rednecks with their latest promotion: An all-you-can-eat deal!!

The track announced Monday an all-you-can-eat food and beverage ticket that includes seats plus unlimited hamburgers, hotdogs, snacks and soft drinks at the new Colvin Grill.

Darlington president Chris Browning says the package is a way to reward the track's loyal fans.



Rather than offer fatties more food, why doesn't NASCAR wise up and go the route of the more sophisticated Formula 1 crowd and just have babes in tight outfits loping around the track? It sure beats the hell out of unlimited fatburgers.



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