Minor league manager has an epic meltdown

Yep, another video... less taxing on my failing body... This one is a sure-to-be classic as the Wichita Wingnuts manager Kash Beauchamp has a bit of an issue with a call made by the home plate umpire.



BTW, I have a bunch of stuff preset to run today over on HotPOA.com if you are desperately seeking wang-dang sweet poontang, head over there today while I contemplate the best way to not hurl.

H/T: FanIQ

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NFL: Ricky Williams predicts success on the field this season
NFL: Foreclosure sale of Pacman's home postponed
NFL: Bills' Lynch apologizes to victim, pleads guilty
NFL: Baltimore to train real ravens to be mascots
NFL: Goodell: NFL rookie pay-scale 'ridiculous'
SOCCER: UEFA probes Croatia fans Nazi banners
NHRA: New safety steps outlined after Kalitta crash
MLB: Royals infielder Callaspo arrested for DUI
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NBA: Isiah gave strong recommendation on Gallinari
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Sometimes the stupid succeed

What would you think if I said that the video below showcases a guy jumping his BMX bike off a ramp 40 feet over fence into a pool, that, oh by the way, has people in it? You'd expect a crash of epic proportions, right? Sorry. Didn't happen. Still kinda cool though...

Just in case you thought otherwise, Britney Spears is still crazy

If you're a loser like me you'll already know that Britney Spears is supposedly in the process of getting her shit straight. Like joining a gym and losing weight for example. But wait, before you go declaring her back on track, let's take a little peek into the gym where Brit-Brit is working out.



That's right. There's Brit! In a towel. Walking around the club.

[Britney] was working out at Bally's in Culver City on Monday and after she finished her routine, headed to the changing room to shower.

But after getting undressed, the singer headed back to the gym to collect a water bottle and was photographed walking through the crowded room bare foot with only a skimpy white towel to protect her modesty.

Sorry, honey, but really what is there to protect at this point?



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FLASHBACK: Pro wrestling used to be so cool

Remember when pro wrestling was still considered to be "real" by a large portion of America? When guys went out and wrestled with emotion? When guys like Rowdy Roddy Piper would deliberately hit himself in the forehead with an unopened beer bottle and bleed profusely just to show those stinkin' Sheepherders that he wasn't gonna put up with their sorry asses anymore? You don't remember any of that? Oh.

Watching The Masters today? Yeah, you're going to hell

It's Sunday in Augusta, did you go to church today?

One way to deal with an umpire

The title of this video is 2008.4.4 中職WWE 林智勝飛撲裁判. I think that means baseball player does wrestling moves on an umpire in Taiwanese, but I could be wrong.

The Olsen twins are f-ckin' weird

Man, I can't believe we (or at least me) were all on Olsen twins-to-age-18 watch at one point. These two have not only turned out to not be the hotties we/I thought they'd be, they are also creeping dangerously close to batshit crazy territory. I guess that can happen when you are thrust into fame, fortune, and limelight at a really young age (see Jackson, Michael). The photo to the right is what they wore to a wedding this past weekend. Yeah...

To disguise themselves from photographers, they wore masks to the Los Angeles wedding of stylist Estee Stanley on Saturday night.

Wow, they really fooled people.

For some reason Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Tobey Maguire and wife Jen Meyer, Eva Mendes, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Office star Rashida Jones all managed to attend the wedding without masks.

Funny that the two idiots wearing masks as a "disguise" are the ones getting all the ink from me today. What is wrong with these two?

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Tennis is way more violent than I realized

Thanks to Orson Swindlespencerhall over at TSN, I now come to realize that when you play tennis and make a bad shot, the thing to get you back on track is to repeatedly bash yourself in the face with your own tennis racket as Mikhail Youzhny demonstrates below.



I think that maybe the open wound on his head might have distracted his opponent a little as Youzhny went on to win seven straight points and the match.

Interlude: I'm Lovin' It

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MOTORCYCLE RACING: Michael Schumacher third in motorbike debut
OLYMPICS: Backup Olympic torch to be lit with lighting threatened
MLB: Cabrera set to ink Tigers' biggest pact: $153.3 million
MLB: Tigers place OF Granderson on 15-day DL
MLB: Drew powers Red Sox past Yomiuri again
ODD: A minister thinks he found the image of Jesus in a Cheeto

Tom Cruise is somehow even weirder than I thought

Watch this undated video of Tom Cruise at a birthday party thrown for him on the yacht owned by his "religion" Scientology.

A little background...

Andrew Morton wrote in his best-selling biography of Tom Cruise that the Hollywood star was prominent in the hierarchy of the Church of Scientology.

Scientologists maintain, "He is neither 2nd or 100th. Mr. Cruise is a Scientology parishioner and holds no official or unofficial position in the Church hierarchy. Claims to the contrary are offensive to both Mr. Cruise and the Church." But if Cruise was merely a humble parishioner, why in Xenu's name did the sect spend six figures to celebrate his birthday? In a video obtained by Gawker, watch Scientology chief David Miscavige lead the sect's most famous follower into an extravagant celebration of the Hollywood star on Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds.



So tell me, will you EVER go see another Tom Cruise movie? And if so, why? This is not rhetorical. Tell me in the comments!

All hail Gawker, our new God.

H/T: WWTDD

Lead singer from Midnight Oil goes postal

Nah....just kidding. It's Michigan Grrrlz Basketball Head Coach Kevin Borseth going absolutely nuts in front of what we are fairly certain is a very empty press room.

Talk about a drama queen.

Britney Spears dresses like a princess

As you probably know by now, I feel it's my sworn duty to share anytime a lady slips a nip and gives a peek at her goodies. Unfortunately that credo comes with some drawbacks because Britney Spears does that on an almost daily basis since she is apparently dressed by the blind.



To top things off Britney-wise, she also has apparently forgotten how to drive (if she ever knew how in the first place). Tuesday morning she bought a new black Mercedes SLK 350, but tried to take a short cut home through the Hollywood Hills later in the day and got stuck on the steep roads. So she does what any sane person would do in a similar situation... Break out the British accent!





H/T: DrunkenStepfather

Leah Remini is hot and slightly insane

Apparently Leah Remini, late of King of Queens, was feeling the need to rush to the defense of her "religion" and their alien leader Tom Cruise, so she fired off a letter that was full of all sorts of crazy. Some excerpts, courtesy of Gawker.

This is Leah Remini Writing you again. Some of you may know me from the TV show "King of Queens", but what is more important is that I am now OT V and at one point I was a very stalled Clear. A lot of people helped me to get OT, and I decided I was going to turn around and help every Clear make it to OT.

Barry Bonds was a "very stalled Clear" too, but he thought he was just linseed oil.

If you are not aggressively moving on your next step-your next "Gradechart Action", you are stalled. Look at the Gradechart, it says: Clear-Sunshine Rundown-Solo Course Part 1-OT Preparations and so on up the chart. If you are not on your next step as per this chart, and are not on a prerequisite for Solo, you are stalled-plain and simple.

Is this the Gradechart of which she speaks? I am so lost.



You are Clear, you are special, why have you not moved? Whatever the reason, there is an answer and a solution. I don't care what it is: you were not serviced right or fast enough, people don't get you, you have other things going on that we don't get, you are helping others, you are upset, you haven't been acked, your life is actually going well, your life is not going well, there's no money there's no time, if you were a millionaire you would do it no problem, you are waiting for your 2D to make it, there's no urgency, you are not sure if you have what it takes to be OT, you hated your auditor, you don't like the parking situation...WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS STOPPING YOU AND THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!

"not serviced right"
"acked"
"the parking situation"

I need a Scientology to English dictionary.

I hope to see you on September 28th at 11:30am at the AOLA atrium for a second chance. There will be brunch served, free of course! Do this for yourself-just blow through whatever it is that is sitting there, and just come. It's not going to kill you- I promise!

So that's how they get people. Free brunch!! As for it not killing them... well...

Seriously you need to read the whole thing. It'll change your life. Bahahahaha! Sorry. I tried.

Good news! Heath Ledger is not dead!

At least according to Mensa member and voice of a generation Britney Spears he isn't.

When asked by photographers Thursday how she felt about actor Heath Ledger’s death, Britney Spears replied in her British accent, “He’s still here. Oh, yes. No one ever really dies. No one.” video

Good to know. I am sure the folks associated with "The Dark Knight" will be very glad to hear that.

When asked where her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib was at, she replied, “Who’s that?”

Again, very sane and normal. I don't know what all the fuss is about with regard to everyone saying Brit-Brit has a screw loose. People are really overreacting to the things Brit does and says.

I mean, what would possess George Clooney to say something like this anyway?

"... it turns out it's Britney Spears' house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move."

Oh well, at least we still have Jamie Lynn for hope.

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Even 15-year olds have more brains than Britney

Then again, this 15-year old inherited the mind of one of the great thinkers of our time in a Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus.



"I think it's so crazy and I think that she [Britney] needs help," she told Extra. "If I didn't have [my family], I'd probably be in the same position.

Britney doesn't have a family? Damn, then just who are Lynne and Jamie Lynne anyway? Imposters!

"You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think for me, is my mom," she added. "If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best."

This from yet another product of the Disney hype machine (just like Britney was). She'll probably be downing crappacino's and snarfing bags of Cheeto's while fending off the advances of her ex-husband Shamrock on the evening pap shows, just like Brit, in 10 years.

And no this is not just some lame excuse to post some sweet shots of the lovely and talented Hannah Montana. Oh, who am I kidding? I would totally break about six or seven laws in the state of Georgia and go all Jerry Lee Lewis on her young stuff.



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Is this really something you want credit for?

If you came up with the idea for the WNBA, would you REALLY want people to know about it?

An Independence, Kansas man named Lightning Mitchell (no word on whether that's his given name) has filed a federal lawsuit saying that he came up with the idea for the WNBA, but did not receive any credit.

Unbeknownst to us and 99.9% of America, Lightning Mitchell started a professional women's basketball league (the Women's Basketball Association) in 1991. Mitchell says that he spoke to the NBA about expanding his league, but they passed, as well they should.

Mitchell said all they ever told him was to "keep them updated on the leagues progress." Then in April of 1996, the NBA launched the WNBA Mitchell said his Midwest league couldn't compete, and the league died. Mitchell is now suing the NBA and WNBA, claiming it caused him mental distress and pain when the company stole his dream. He's suing for $500 million dollars in damages.

Is he suing on behalf of the general public for having the WNBA jammed down our throats with incessant advertising? Because if so, I want a piece of that pie. And $500 million is not nearly enough.

P.S. WNBA MVP Lauren Jackson is still ok in our book though. (see below... I think I have a Seattle Storm brewing in my pants.)


H/T: SPORTSbyBROOKS

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Tom Cruise saved America

Maybe Ricky Bobby was right when he prayed to Tom Cruise in "Talladega Nights." Because apparently Tom saved America after the 9/11 attacks. At least that's what the videos he made for the Church of Scientology would have you believe.

Now I have been trying for two days to post these videos, but every time I do, YouTube takes down the vids with a "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International" notice. Luckily, the folks over at Defamer are willing to fight the good fight and refuse to take down their vid. So in an effort to spread the righteous word* of Scientologists everywhere, please click the photo below.



And just in case after clicking over to Defamer you still don't think he is insane, click here.

(*100% sarcasm.)

UPDATE: Sorry. The pic is linked now.

Britney Spears just might be crazy

And I quote...

Britney Spears stunned sales staff at a Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks, California on Sunday when she stepped out of a fitting room completely naked.

Yeah, that's right. Completely. Naked.



One store employee who witnessed Spears' shocking display tells Life & Style magazine, "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you *****ng come near me!'"

I have to assume she said "fucking" but have no direct confirmation.

Another employee says, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent... I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone."

British accent, huh? Maybe she thinks she is a British Margot Kidder now or something. I don't know. What a mess.

By the way, the photo is from June 25, 2007. Just another day that Brit-Brit decided to go clothing optional in a store.

UPDATE: It just keeps getting better. Apparently Brit and her paparazzi boy were looking at pregnancy tests yesterday. Oh boy.

H/T: Cele|bitchy

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