Danica Patrick sets women drivers back 20 years

After moving the women in racing situation forward by winning her first IndyCar race, Danica Patrick yesterday took away all that momentum by opening the door to hundreds upon hundreds of jokes about women drivers and their inability to park a car as she ran over a crew member yesterday.



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Rally Car racing is the best

Even when they aren't sliding out of control into crowds of people, Rally Cars are still fun to watch as the guys and gals driving them are not afraid to take out animals as well. Like deer, for example...



Cows aren't safe either...

Stephane Ortelli is gonna need some new underwear

Stephane Ortelli went for a little ride at the Le Mans Series event at Mozna. And by a little ride I mean, Holy Crap, did you see that?! Big ups to FanIQ for the find.

How Ashley Judd's husband broke his ankle yesterday

Around the 0:44 mark, you get a good look at the left side of Ashley Judd's husband's car, which looks like it was caved in with a wrecking ball during lap 10 of the Aaron's 312 Nationwide race. No wonder he broke his ankle. Looks like he's lucky to be alive. Then around the 1:20+ mark you'll see a good replay of the massive hit that Ashley Judd's husband's car took.

Wicked crash in NASCAR

Michael McDowell crashed big time in NASCAR Sprint Cup qualifying at Texas Motor Speedway yesterday. He hits the wall at around 180 mph then flips.



Said McDowell, "I feel great. Nothing broke. I didn't pass out. I didn't lose anything out there. I just wish I didn't overcorrect there. We'll have to go back and look at it. I don't know if something happened or if I just lost it there, but it didn't quite feel right. We were six-tenths off of what we ran in practice. I'm just glad to be alright."

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Boobies cause car crashes

Who knew that if you had a girl in the backseat of your convertible playing with her nipples that it would cause cars to crash? And we're banning the use of cell phones while driving? I'll tell you what we should be banning... the annoying black censor bars used in this video.