It's game time! Guess the breasts!

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These jugs have appeared in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated a total of eight times: 1999-2002 and 2004-2007. They appeared on the cover in 2004.


The owner of these hooters was the youngest person to host Entertainment Tonight (age 22).


In August 2005, these boobs were voted number 1 in Loaded magazine's "Most Beautiful Breasts" poll.


In 2004, these cans placed second in the celebrity division of the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational.


These bazookas are attached to a correspondent with E! Entertainment Television's E! News and host THS Investigates.

So how many did you get?

t.A.T.u. did a naked music video

The video below is by t.A.T.u. It is an uncensored version of their song Beliy Plachik. Yeah, no idea here either. All I know is it's naked chicks in moving pictures so it qualifies for posting here.



According to Wikipedia, t.A.T.u. is a Russian Grammy-winning duo. There you go.

I may have to go see the movie Captain Thunder

My list of movies that I may have to go see soon now includes Captain Thunder in addition to Into the Blue 2 and G.I. Joe. You can click on those links in the last sentence to see why I need to see those movies, but the reason for needing to see Captain Thunder is one Elsa Pataky.

Spanish actress Elsa Pataky has been cast as the superhero's girlfriend in Maltes Producciones' $30 million Captain Thunder. She will play Sigrid of Thule, a Viking princess.



It doesn't start shooting until 2009. In the mean time, we always have these lovely pictures to bide the time.




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This just in: Megan Fox is topless!

Yeah, I know she has pasties on, but still, this is one step closer to full-on nudity, boys.



This is on the set of her new movie Jennifer's Body, which by my estimation just added about $20 million to it's box office take with the release of these pics.

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

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These hooters belong to the first recording artist to have her first five singles top the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart.


The owner of these melons has been credited, along with Tyra Banks, with bringing back voluptuous models.


In 1995, these boobs and the lady attached to them began working with top cosmetics company Estée Lauder as their main spokesmodel.


These cans starred as "Violet" in the 1997 film Poison Ivy: The New Seduction.


This U.K. pinup once said, "I'm not like those glamour girls who say: 'I'm really dirty, I'm really bad', then just pose around. I really am dirty and bad - I love sex."


This rack is currently the face of a national advertising campaign for Intrigue Liquor.

And your 2008 Playmate of the Year is...

Jayde Nicole! As the 2008 Playmate of the Year, Jayde gets a $100,000 and a 2008 Cadillac CTS and free roll in the sack with Hef!*



You may or not have noticed, but Jayde has the word "respect" tattooed right above her Pharoh's Tomb. That. Is. Awesome.

*Purely speculative on my part.

Alyssa Milano got naked once

Well, probably more than once, but she got naked once for a photographer (supposedly in 1993, making her 20-ish) which is funny because I thought I remembered her suing someone back in the day for publishing naked pictures of her. Oh yeah, I did remember that.



Now you might be asking yourself, why would he post naked pictures of Alyssa Milano if she is so litigious? Uh, duh... they're naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. Hello? McFly?

Eva Mendes shows boob in Italy

Why do women who never pose naked in America think it's ok to do so in Europe? I mean, it's not like we here in the States aren't going to see those pictures. Either way, it's Eva Mendes showing some boob action in May's Vogue Italy. The bad part is that somehow the photographer and whoever dressed her and did her hair managed to take Eva being topless and make it about as erotic as a rugburn.



Once again, a superhot chick poses naked in a supposed straight women's magazine. This absolutely confounds me. It'd be like a dude showing his package in Sports Illustrated. It just makes no sense.

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey boy are still playing at the beach

The comeback campaign being put on by Elisha Cuthbert is nothing short of spectacular these days. Who knew that all she needed was some hockey dick to get her back on the track to hotness?



However, some Canadian hockey fans aren't quite as thrilled about Dion Phaneuf's beach vacation with Elisha as we are.

BONUS: If you look REALLY, REALLY hard at the last picture below, you can see nip.

Kate Moss is comfortable with her body, thankyouverymuch

Kate Moss recently did a photoshoot promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. Apparently in order to do such a photoshoot, you have to be topless. Makes perfect sense to me.



Damn. And I thought Posh Spice had the scariest boobs. If Kate isn't careful, she could put someone's eye out with those things.

I apologize to the 65.8% of you (at the time of this post) who don't find her attractive.

Underrated: Estella Warren

Could someone please explain to me why Estella Warren isn't getting more leading roles in movies? Who cares if she can actually act. She is a smokin' POA. That's all I care about in a movie. Do you disagree?



If you saw the remake of Planet of the Apes, you also have some idea of the immense talent this fine actress possesses and the reasons she should be getting more high profile roles.



Other underrated chicks.

Amy Smart is in a movie and her nipple gets loose

Even though you've probably seen Amy Smart's nipples before (hint, hint), do you really ever get tired of it? The pics also show an ass that could crack walnuts, which is nice.



I guess she is in some movie called Crank 2 and pretends to get in a fight and her top flys around exposing her boob. Looks like a winner to me. By the way, when was Crank 1?

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

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This singer's name is Robyn Fenty, but she goes by her middle name.


These breasts belong to Heather Renée Sweet, but that's not the name you know her by.


The owner of this rack appears as a main character in the street-racing computer and video game, Need for Speed: Most Wanted.


These boobies hadn't sprouted yet when their owner made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap.


These cans were featured as the Playmate of the Month for August 2001.


This singer's real name is Alecia Beth Moore.

So how many did you get this time?

Oh, yeah, NOW we get to see Jessica Alba's tits

All these years of wanting to see Jessica Alba's sweet, sweet hooters and never getting the chance, and now we get a little peek? When she is ballooned up and with child? Oh, the irony...



I guess beggars can't be choosers, huh? Fuck you again, Cash.

Daisy Fuentes forgot her bikini top

10 years ago I would have paid big money to see one Daisy Fuentes topless. Today? Well, not so much. So that's why you get it for free here. Win for you! That being said, I'd still hit it with the Power of Grayskull.



Love the watermarks on the photos, jagbags...

Keeley Hazell proves that the U.K. is superior to the U.S.

Here in America we have our nice little lad mags like Maxim and FHM, but in the U.K. those magazines get to do far more fun things than the U.S. versions do. Case in point: this spread of Keeley Hazell in FHM U.K.



Maybe if America had a king and queen we'd be allowed to show more boobage in our magazines... I'm willing to give it chance.

Julianne Moore has something to show you

It's turning into old school week here at on 205th. From Heather Locklear to Elizabeth Hurley to Christie Brinkley, the over-40 set is really bringing it as of late. I may have mentioned this in the past (I have), but I really do have a thing for sexy redheads. There something about their red hair, their porcelain skin, and their cute, pink areolas that sets my heart aflutter. Speaking of cute, pink areolas, Julianne Moore would like to show you hers.



I can't pin down exactly what it is that makes me more enchanted with sexy redheads over sexy blondes and brunettes. Maybe it's because I have this vision of them being just a tad more adventurous in the sack. If there are any sexy redheads out there that would like to help me put this theory to the test, please feel free to shoot me an email anytime. (You hear me, Rachel Nichols? Either one...)

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

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These tatas belong to a lady who has been engaged to Brian Austin Green, actor and former star of Beverly Hills, 90210.


The owner of the yayas you see above belong to Tara Leigh Patrick, but that's not the name she goes by today.


This rack is owned by the Penthouse Pet of the month for December 2006.


These breasts were was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress for their performances in Unfaithful.


On June 27, 2005, these cans won a World Series of Poker bracelet (and $158,625) in the Ladies' No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em event, outlasting 600 other players.

How many did you get right?

Candice Michelle is still naked, adds a friend to the mix

One wouldn't think that running a wrestling/MMA site would lead you to being able to post crazy hot pics of women all the time, but the kids at Wrestling News Desk continue to prove me wrong on that count. Of course, a lot of that has to do with one Candice Michelle being employed by the WWE.



Oh yeah, did I fail to mention that Candy brought a friend along for this photoshoot. How clumsy of me... tee-hee... (UPDATE: Actually I did mention it. In the freakin' headline. I've really got to quit the huffing.)



More pics of Candice and her friend here.

Alessia Merz is WAG #75

Alessia Merz is crazy hot. She is also the wife of footballer Fabio Bazzani. And she is the 75TH different WAG that the Web site The Spoiler has featured. 75TH! WTF?! Someone PLEASE tell me how soccer players (especially those in Europe) are able to pull so much fine trim? I mean, damn! What is with that?



Unfortch, The Spoiler must care about making money, so they put little graphics over the good bits as you can see above. This forced me to hunt around for uncluttered pics of the lady and I was overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of sexay pictures available online. Lord love the Internet. At least our heroes over at The Spoiler were nice enough to post a video of Ms. Merz so we can see what she looks like when she moves.