I may have to go see the movie Captain Thunder

My list of movies that I may have to go see soon now includes Captain Thunder in addition to Into the Blue 2 and G.I. Joe. You can click on those links in the last sentence to see why I need to see those movies, but the reason for needing to see Captain Thunder is one Elsa Pataky.

Spanish actress Elsa Pataky has been cast as the superhero's girlfriend in Maltes Producciones' $30 million Captain Thunder. She will play Sigrid of Thule, a Viking princess.



It doesn't start shooting until 2009. In the mean time, we always have these lovely pictures to bide the time.




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Audrina Partidge has a swell bikini body

For once, I am posting on Audrina Partidge and she has some clothes on. Not too much clothes though.



Partridge, like Laura Vandervoort yesterday, is also in Hawaii shooting The Reef Into the Blue 2. The fact that these two women are running around in bikinis in this flick makes it almost a must-see for me now. And whatever is happening in that last photo below, I want that job.

Gemma Atkinson continues to amaze

The trucker hat really completes the ensemble doesn't it? The hat. It's on the top of her head. Look up! See it now?



For some reason I have a hankerin' to go out and buy some Nike gear now.

Blake Lively in a bikini

Here is Blake Lively in a bikini and getting some lotion applied to her ass by her boyfriend, who has been manipulated by the media to think the pussy he is hitting is the hottest pussy around. CHECK IT OUT HERE...

Laura Vandervoort should wear a bikini every day

I think that perhaps all movies should be shot in either Hawaii or Miami from now on. Case in point, Laura Vandervoort filming the movie The Reef Into the Blue 2 in Hawaii.



Did you know that Vandervoort was on the cover of the October 2007 issue of Stuff Magazine, which was the final issue of the U.S. edition? Do you care?

Blake Lively & Maria Menounos - Bikini pics!

Snaps taken at the opening of Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort & Spa Island Beach Party... last year. CHECK 'EM OUT HERE...

Maxim and FHM are finally getting their shit together

Recently, FHM unveiled their Hottest 100 Women for 2008 and put Megan Fox at the top. Megan made it to our Final Four, so I have no complaint there. Especially after their and other entities' previous title holders included Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, Jessica Alba, Heather Mills and Britney Spears, none of which even made a dent in our contest (the very reason for our contest, by the way).

This week Maxim came out with their Hottest 100 Women for 2008 and Marisa Miller wears the crown. Way to go Maxim readers or whoever decided that! She is in our final pairing and at last check had a minuscule lead over Kate Beckinsale.



Now does that mean that we no longer have a need for our contest? Slow down, there, skippy. As long as things like THIS make anyone's Hottest 100 Women list, there will always be a need for our contest.



More Marisa here.

Wanna see Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini?

Was that a "Hell, Yeah?!" I heard? Well say thank you to the fine folks at GQ because they're the ones that got her to pose in one. I may have to subscribe just to say thanks.



My only response when looking at the picture of her in that open denim shirt is, "OH. MY. GOD."

Rachel Stevens' bikini top keeps slipping off

Despite the fact that I did a post on Rachel Stevens back on April 11, I had no idea who she was again when I saw these pics. If you have no idea, click here. If you're like me and don't care who she is as long as she's hot and half-naked, scroll down.



For such a small geographic area, the U.K. sure does produce an inordinate amount of hot women doesn't it?

Minka Kelly (?) in something skimpy

So last week I was complaining that Minka Kelly never gets photographed in anything very revealing other than when we get lucky with the infrequent upskirt shot. Then super awesome reader Joe F. drops me an email with a link to some pics posted on Savvy last year.



I gotta tell you, these don't look anything like the way she looks today. Are these really her? The page that they appear on at Savvy has a big ole bio on Minka Kelly, so they have to be her, right? Someone let me know.

If it is in fact her, I am loving the tattoo that I did not know she had. If it's not her, who the hell is it, because I want to know who I am lusting after right now. My pants are so confused.

UPDATE: It's not her as I figured. What's up with that, Savvy?

Jennifer Aniston is still in a bikini

And this time she is really bringing it with the pokies. I don't know who decided it was a good idea for Jennifer Aniston to be shooting a movie in Miami, but he deserves some sort of official commendation for giving us all of these photos of Jen in a bikini.



Even the sight of John Mayer in a Yankees hat can't take away from the pleasure I get from seeing Jen in her pink bikini. Now if he impregnated her, then I'd have to beat some ass... or something.

Monica Bellucci in a bikini for a Monday morning

Monday sucks. You know it and I know it. So how about a little Monica Bellucci to brighten things up?



There. Don't you feel a little bit better now? I know I do.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? FINALS

This is it folks! The Finals. You have had your say and you say that Kate Beckinsale and Marisa Miller are the sexiest two women in the world. But which one is the sexiest? That's your call. So, one last time... Who ya got?

Kate Beckinsale | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

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The rest of the best:
THE FINAL FOUR
Kate Beckinsale | Charisma Carpenter : Beckinsale 74.6% - Carpenter 25.4%
Megan Fox | Marisa Miller : Miller 57.2% - Fox 42.8%

THE ELITE EIGHT
Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci : Fox 64.4% - Bellucci 35.6%
Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli : Carpenter 50.3% - Refaeli 49.7%
Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum : Beckinsale 65.2% - Klum 34.8%
Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima : Miller 63.6% - Lima 36.4%

THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

It's game time! Guess the breasts!

Click on the pics to get the answers.


These hooters belong to the first recording artist to have her first five singles top the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart.


The owner of these melons has been credited, along with Tyra Banks, with bringing back voluptuous models.


In 1995, these boobs and the lady attached to them began working with top cosmetics company Estée Lauder as their main spokesmodel.


These cans starred as "Violet" in the 1997 film Poison Ivy: The New Seduction.


This U.K. pinup once said, "I'm not like those glamour girls who say: 'I'm really dirty, I'm really bad', then just pose around. I really am dirty and bad - I love sex."


This rack is currently the face of a national advertising campaign for Intrigue Liquor.

Lauren Jones is really attractive

If you've ever seen The Price is Right, you know who Lauren Jones is. I mean, I set my freakin' DVR for TPIR just to see her show me how much a microwave TV dinner costs.



She also did the Baywatch workout video series, Baywatch Beach Body Workout, which is on constant play in my DVD player. And most importantly, Lauren is a no-doubt One-Percenter.




For more info on Lauren, you can contact her agents here.

Christa Campbell is crazy hot, now who the hell is she?

According to Wikipedia, Christa Campbell is an American actress and model. She is perhaps best known for her work in 2001 Maniacs and its sequel 2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys as the Milk Maiden and her appearance in Playboy. That's right, I heard her work as the Milk Maiden was epic.



I really need to renew my subscription to Playboy so I quit missing out on babes like this.




Many thanks to CO-ED Magazine for bringing Christa and her hotness to our attention.

Elisha Cuthbert owns a lot of bikinis

Good thing that Dion Phaneuf's Calgary Flames lost in the playoffs or we wouldn't have all these friggin' Elisha Cuthbert bikini photos.



Are you getting tired of me posting photos of Elisha on the beach? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry... bad joke.

The Eagles cheerleaders are shooting their swimsuit calendar

The hottest cheerleaders in sports, the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders, are in the process of making their yearly book of hotness (aka their swimsuit calendar). This year they are also going green in ways other than the color of the teams unis.

The 38 bio-licious women on the squad will be wearing bikinis made of 95% organic cotton and recycled plastic soda bottles as well as jewelry and accessories made from bamboo and other recycled, upcycled and repurposed products such as CDs, computer chips, glass, cable wire, candy wrappers and watch parts. Additionally, the cheerleaders will be using cosmetics and hair supplies that are earth friendly and locations for the calendar shoot will include an ecological park and alternative energy elements.



Personally I think they could also do great things for the environment by not wearing any clothes at all. Just thing of the kids in China that wouldn't have to make those clothes, or the savings in materials used to make clothes for the girls. Yeah, naked is the ultimate way to go green.




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Kelly Brook's coconuts

The newly single Kelly Brook is making the most of her free time by posing on the beach in a bikini bathing suit with some coconuts. You know, if she'd asked me what she should be doing now that she dropped her giant asshat boyfriend, I would have suggested that very thing.



Not sure what she's doing in those bottom two photos, but I like it.

Asian Persuasion - Yukie Kawamura

Very, very nice. Japan's premier race queen Yukie Kawamura certainly gets my blood flowing in the right direction...