This baby already has more game than I do

And can probably drink me under the table too. Check out this baby slamming beers and hitting on the lay-hay-hay-dies at a minor league baseball game. He has future White Sox fan written all over him.



H/T: Busted Coverage

Dos Equis is starting to piss me off

First off, the Dos Equis ads on my radio and television can stop right fucking now. I have heard and seen them 4,000,202 times. And I am not exaggerating. That is not hyperbole.

Second, they can stop because they are a complete and total ripoff of Chuck Norris Facts.

You're not interesting. You're not even entertaining. You're annoying. You're an actor with a fake voice done by another actor. You're a ripoff. I hate you. Go away.

I hope Chuck Norris finds you and plants a roundhouse kick to your head for ripping off his facts.

Other than that, great ad campaign, Dos Equis.

/rant

Greatest coffin evar

Bill Bramanti of Glenwood, Illinois plans to go out in style.



Hell, he's not even waiting. He's living in style as well!

[Bramanti] threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.

Pabst needs to get this guy a free lifetime supply of their lager, pronto.

FOX/AP

Professional Beer Pourer is a job?

According to the YouTube description of this video that is this guy's occupation. Bets job evar? Even if it isn't, these might be the greatest beer pours evar. He even has names for them like the Hook Shot, Flamingo Style, and the Double Inverted. I think I saw Mary Carey do some of those moves, but they looked nothing like this.



HT: SI: Extra Mustard

Foreign commercials are so much better

You know, they say Europeans are much more liberated when it comes to things related to sex and judging from these commercials, they were right. This first one is just incredible:

If that happened at my copier, I'd never leave its side... This next one is truly the only way to open a beer:

How come they never had those kinds of bottle openers when I go to the liquor store?

Oh yeah, this is Chris from IntentionalFoul.com and I'll be here pitching in... and to help guide you on your way.

Packers fans will test your fortitude

How much of a man (or woman) are you? Are you willing to risk permanent damage to get free beer? If so, then you just might be a Packers fan.

Nothing like a little pbeer pressure to make get you through the first half without breaking the seal, huh?

H/T: Deadspin

Opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw

Can't find your bottle opener? Missing your teeth? Still buying beer that comes with caps that don't twist off? Loser. Well then just bust out the old Stihl and get ta openin'! We gots some drankin' ta do.



And like the person doing the demonstration, PLEASE wear only flip flops with socks when operating a chainsaw near your feet. You're welcome for the safety tip.

H/T: TechEBlog

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