Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies V

Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup (right) posed for photos at the 2008 CW Network Upfront Event. No idea who they are or what the event was, but it's two hot chicks hugging and shit, so it gets posted.



I guess they're actresses or models or whatever they decide they want to call themselves since they're sexy as hell and no one's ever going to call them on it. I don't know who the third chick is below, but the more the merrier (in my fantasies).



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Hawaiian Tropic celebrated it's 25th year in the bikini biz

The legendary Miss Hawaiian Tropic® International Model Search took place on May 6-10, in Las Vegas. It was the 25th Anniversary of the event. Debbie O' Toole of Liverpool, England was crowned the 25th Annual Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Queen.



Here are just a few of the many worthy competitors she had to defeat in order to win the crown.






Hawaiian Tropic

t.A.T.u. did a naked music video

The video below is by t.A.T.u. It is an uncensored version of their song Beliy Plachik. Yeah, no idea here either. All I know is it's naked chicks in moving pictures so it qualifies for posting here.



According to Wikipedia, t.A.T.u. is a Russian Grammy-winning duo. There you go.

Christina Aguilera's breasts are a work of art

Drink it in now boys, because in a month or so, Christina Aguilera's tatas are not going to look nearly as delicious as they do today.



I'm not sure what else I could really add here to make this post any better. I know... I suck.

Ana Ivanovic's got game in more way than one

Is there any argument that Ana Ivanovic is the sexiest tennis player in the game today?



And unlike another girl with a similar first name, this Ana is actually pretty successful with a 195-66 record, six championships, and runner-up finishes in the French Open in 2007 (losing to the just retired #1 player in the world) and the Australian Open in 2008 (losing to the newly crowned #1 player in the world).

I may have to go see the movie Captain Thunder

My list of movies that I may have to go see soon now includes Captain Thunder in addition to Into the Blue 2 and G.I. Joe. You can click on those links in the last sentence to see why I need to see those movies, but the reason for needing to see Captain Thunder is one Elsa Pataky.

Spanish actress Elsa Pataky has been cast as the superhero's girlfriend in Maltes Producciones' $30 million Captain Thunder. She will play Sigrid of Thule, a Viking princess.



It doesn't start shooting until 2009. In the mean time, we always have these lovely pictures to bide the time.




Hollywood Reporter

Rachel Nichols again!

Remember that thing I mentioned that I had for redheads? Yeah, you're going be getting another dose right now. Especially when I ran across this photoshoot of Rachel Nichols. You got a problem with that?



I think that now the only thing holding me back from going to see G.I. Joe when it comes out is the fact that The Fridge isn't in it.

Denise Milani photoshoot

Today we are asked to come along with Denise Milani to yet another photoshoot. WON'T YOU JOIN US?

Audrina Partidge has a swell bikini body

For once, I am posting on Audrina Partidge and she has some clothes on. Not too much clothes though.



Partridge, like Laura Vandervoort yesterday, is also in Hawaii shooting The Reef Into the Blue 2. The fact that these two women are running around in bikinis in this flick makes it almost a must-see for me now. And whatever is happening in that last photo below, I want that job.

Gemma Atkinson continues to amaze

The trucker hat really completes the ensemble doesn't it? The hat. It's on the top of her head. Look up! See it now?



For some reason I have a hankerin' to go out and buy some Nike gear now.

Shania Twain is on the market!

Though it's not as if any of you have a chance of landing her. Like me.

"Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage," the spokesperson said. "This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."



Weeee!!!! Let's celebrate with some more hot pics of the newly single Eilleen Regina Edwards! Let's just hope she doesn't pull a Kelly Brook on us.





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Blake Lively in a bikini

Here is Blake Lively in a bikini and getting some lotion applied to her ass by her boyfriend, who has been manipulated by the media to think the pussy he is hitting is the hottest pussy around. CHECK IT OUT HERE...

Miss COED: Jessica Bailey

From the moment we saw 20 year-old San Diego State sophomore Jessica Bailey on Busted Coverage we knew she had to be a featured Miss COED. CHECK HER OUT HERE...

Now that's just not very nice, Miss Alba

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren deserve each other I think. I hate him and I am starting to hate her. Every time I see pictures of her she is mad about something or mad at someone or fat.



Fuck you too, Jessica. And you're got getting a One-Percenter label on anymore posts of mine until you start acting nicer (and have the kid and lose 60 pounds).

Laura Vandervoort should wear a bikini every day

I think that perhaps all movies should be shot in either Hawaii or Miami from now on. Case in point, Laura Vandervoort filming the movie The Reef Into the Blue 2 in Hawaii.



Did you know that Vandervoort was on the cover of the October 2007 issue of Stuff Magazine, which was the final issue of the U.S. edition? Do you care?

Blake Lively & Maria Menounos - Bikini pics!

Snaps taken at the opening of Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort & Spa Island Beach Party... last year. CHECK 'EM OUT HERE...

Rachel Nichols (no, not that one) wears a wifebeater well

Have I ever told you how much I like redheads? Several times? Oh yeah. Well, Rachel Nichols is right up there on my list of favorite redheads these days. And her jogging around in a wifebeater isn't going to hurt her standing any.



I guess I'll have to go see G.I. Joe now if this is part of her wardrobe in the flick.

Who is Miley Cyrus' manager, Jack Kevorkian?

Miley Cyrus is either going to be the richest woman in the world or living in a cardboard box in the Ozarks somewhere by the time she is 30.





I give up.

UPDATE: Miley has also posed for a picture with porn star Kim Kardashian. Wow.

Noooooooooooooo! Kelly Brook is back with King Douche

Billy Zane is the anti-christ. That is THE ONLY explanation I have as to why (A) Kelly Brook ever dated him in the first place, and (B) she is BACK WITH HIM after dumping his no-talent, smug ass a few weeks ago.

Kelly Brook's romance with Billy Zane is back ON — after she told a pal: "He’s the one."

[...fork to the eye...]

...they spent the night together at a posh West London hotel after Billy persuaded her to give their four-year love another chance.

At least they say that she didn't have her big ole engagement ring on.

Sigh... Maybe these naked pics of Kelly will make me feel better...




The Sun

The Sexiest WAGs of MMA

Lord love the media over in the U.K. When a paper like The Sun feels the need to do a story on The Sexiest WAGs of MMA, you know you've got an awesome newspaper there. Without further ado, let's see who they came up with...

Vitor Belfort's wife Joana Prado


Tori Paver has been linked with BJ Penn


Andre Arlovski's girl Patricia Mikula is smokin'


We all know Tito Ortiz's lady


Ali Sonoma used to date Diego Sanchez


Brock Lesnar is married to Rena Mero (Sable).

Tim Sylvia has a hot girlfriend.

Dean Lister also has a hottie for a girlfriend as does Elvis Sinosic and Phil Baroni.

And one they didn't list, maybe because it's not really true, but Mandy Moore's been linked to George St. Pierre (as reported by The Sun who compiled this list).

For some reason it seems that sexy women are drawn to really strong, athletic, tough guys. Go figure, I would have thought guys with wit and charm, like say snarky bloggers, would be more their type. Pffft.