And your 2008 Playmate of the Year is...

Jayde Nicole! As the 2008 Playmate of the Year, Jayde gets a $100,000 and a 2008 Cadillac CTS and free roll in the sack with Hef!*



You may or not have noticed, but Jayde has the word "respect" tattooed right above her Pharoh's Tomb. That. Is. Awesome.

*Purely speculative on my part.

Federica Fontana makes a bikini look good

Now who the hell is Federica Fontana? And what is that thing on her head? You know, the part of her body that you aren't staring at right now?



Wikipedia says she is an Italian glamour model and TV showgirl and that she posed nude for the 2004 calendar of the magazine Controcampo. Good enough! She also seems to be having a little trouble with her bikini bottoms. I wonder if I can be of any assistance.

Alessandra Ambrosio leaves us with some buttcrack

Alessandra Ambrosio's last photo shoot before taking maternity leave is a good one. And that's only appropriate since we're gonna need it for a long time before she gets back to any semblance of pre-pregnancy hotness.



It's been a bad year for hotness, boys. Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, and Alessandra Ambrosio all getting pregnant. (Not to mention all of these too.) This is a year we shall all remember with sadness.

Kate Hudson is Most Beautiful?

While I think Kate Hudson is cute and has on occasion even passed for hot, is she really Most Beautiful? According to People, she is. She's a nice little MILF and all, but that's about it in my book. I will say her ass is pretty awesome though.



So who else made the list? Let's have a gander...

Salma Hayek - No argument.
Mary J. Blige - What was the criteria for this list again?
Rumer Willis - Is this like when you vote the ugly girl prom queen?
Sarah Silverman - Meh.
Christina Applegate - Is she even relevant anymore?
Eva Longoria & Tony Parker - Blechhh...
Isla Fisher - Finally, a hottie.
Amanda Beard - Other than posing naked once, big deal.
The Gossip Girl cast - Um. Okay?
Julianne Moore - I guess showing your nips is beautiful.
Jason Taylor - Bill Parcells agrees.
Vanessa Hudgens - Well, she looked good here.
Taylor Swift - Not bad.
Zoe Saldana - No idea.
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren - Not lately. Fuck you, Cash.
Carrie Underwood - So far she's #1 on this list.

Okay, then. That sucked. Sorry to have wasted your time.

Alessia Merz is WAG #75

Alessia Merz is crazy hot. She is also the wife of footballer Fabio Bazzani. And she is the 75TH different WAG that the Web site The Spoiler has featured. 75TH! WTF?! Someone PLEASE tell me how soccer players (especially those in Europe) are able to pull so much fine trim? I mean, damn! What is with that?



Unfortch, The Spoiler must care about making money, so they put little graphics over the good bits as you can see above. This forced me to hunt around for uncluttered pics of the lady and I was overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of sexay pictures available online. Lord love the Internet. At least our heroes over at The Spoiler were nice enough to post a video of Ms. Merz so we can see what she looks like when she moves.

Jennifer Aniston has a superb keister (i.e. a sweet ass)

Ladies, please take note. This is what a really fine ass that has not given birth to kids looks like. If only Christina and Jessica had learned this lesson. Let's just hope that Jennifer Aniston keeps going the adoption route.



I don't know when these were taken, and for that matter don't really care, do you?

UPDATE: Even more Jennifer boobs & ass was found here! Lucky day!



Thanks to supergenius Isaac for the heads up on these pics.

Miranda Kerr steps it up a notch

Tuesday I shared with you some long-awaited pics of Miranda Kerr in a see-thru top. Today you are the lucky recipient of some Miranda Kerr top-LESS pics. TGIT, baby!



No idea when these pics were taken or for what purpose, but who the hell cares, right? It looks like she was just a youngin' in them and we all know how naive and stupid girls can be at a young age.

Mr. Skin's free clip of the day for on205th.com!

Excellent. Another One-Percenter makes the Mr. Skin cut. That didn't sound right, did it?

Mr. Skin's free clip of the day for on205th.com!

Laura Linney has some nice taters.

Sisters are so awesome

I love sisters. Especially when they are sexy and willing to pose in their bras and panties together. Hey, look... Girl on Film found some sisters!



Meet Raquel Gibson and C.J. Gibson. Sum bitch, but they are smokin'. Raquel was Playmate of the Month for November 2005, while CJ poses half nude for a number of magazines including one of my faves, Import Tuner.

Here's a sampling. See if you can figure out which one is which. It'll be like a game. A really, really fun game.



BTW, there's like a billion more pics of Raquel nude here and a jillion more hot, half-dressed pics of C.J. here. You're welcome.

Now THIS will make me watch soccer

I pretty much can't stand soccer. I think it is boring and I despise the fact that there is a riot, stabbing, or some other form of insanity at least once every couple of weeks in the international form of the sport. There are ways to get me to watch though and this item below falls into that category.

New York contemporary artist Spencer Tunick has gained notoriety worldwide for photographing thousands of people in the nude. Now he's planning to pack a Vienna soccer stadium with 2,008 naked fans in the run-up to the Euro 2008 tournament.

Austria's national railway said Thursday it will offer free travel to the first 2,008 men and women who sign up to bare it all for the May 11 spectacle.

Carol, check flights to Austria, stat!

Man, I hope that photo shoot ends up looking something like this...

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Who the hell is Eve Wyrwal?

Following in the grand tradition of Who the hell is Natalie Pinkham? and Have you ever heard of Simona Fusco Stratten? comes yet another in the long, long, long line of British beauties (technically this latest girl is Polish, but she lives in England now, so there). This one's name is Eve Wyrwal and she might have the nicest non-enhanced rack I have seen in the last 15 minutes. (Update: yes, we I know Simona is Italian, we I just meant that it seems like 50% of the women in the UK are hot or at least that every single hot one is willing to show us her rack unlike our selfish American hot women.)



It seems she was previously known as an art model named Iga. I prefer Eve, but she could be called Dick Cheney and I'd think she was ridiculously sexy. A shitload more pics of her being "artsy" can be found here and here and here and so on.



H/T: Fleshbot and Tasty Celeb

Happy Birthday, Stacey Dash!

Remember the movie Clueless? The reason I ask is that I can't think of a single other show or movie that Stacy Dash has been in since then. Well, Stacy is 42 today if you can believe it by the ass on her on the cover of this month's King magazine below.



Why that ass, I mean Stacey, hasn't gotten more high profile work is beyond me. Although that ass really looks like it was hand made for pron. Do you disagree?

Kate Hudson's ass is talking to me

Kate Hudson is another one of those girls who I can't pin down as to what I really think of her. Some days I think she is really hot, some days I think meh. Maybe if she got some implants it would seal the deal... like she cares what I think. Anyhoo, today is one of the days where I think she is hot strictly based on that sweet ass she's sportin'.



This is Kate on the set of her upcoming film Bride Wars. Sounds like a chick flick to me and I don't go see those unless Sandra Bullock is in them. She's so dreamy...

Back in the day: Belinda Carlisle

So today as I rolled to work I heard on the radio that a bunch of '80's singers and bands were getting together for a tour. The list is impressive and I would be really excited if it was still 1988. It includes The Human League, Belinda Carlisle, ABC, Dead Or Alive, A Flock of Seagulls and Naked Eyes. They're calling it the Regeneration Tour and it is scheduled to begin August 1 at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix. While this is all verrrry interesting, it got me to reminiscing about the days when the former Go-Go's front woman Belinda Carlisle was a hot POA. Remember this?



When I did the search for pics of Belinda back in the day, color me stunned to find nude pics of Belinda! How I was never aware of these is beyond me. I've also taken a look at Belinda in her current form and I'll spare wrecking your memories of her like I did to myself when I saw them. Let's try to remember her like this, ok?



Check out other Blasts from the Past!

Who the hell is Natalie Pinkham?

First it was Simona Fusco Stratten, who I had never heard of before, popping up out of nowhere all hot and sexy, and now some chick named Natalie Pinkham is all over the place running around in a bikini. These hot chicks just seem to appear out of thin air. Not that I'm complaining.



As usual this hot POA is from the UK. Big surprise. How such a small geographical area produces so many hotties is beyond me. C'mon USA, let's get our shit together! Anyway, it seems that Natalie is a British sports television presenter and hosts something called Adrenaline Rush as well as David Beckham's Soccer USA. Wow, that last show must be just riveting TV.

Which WWE Diva (past & present) looks best naked?

The WWE is well-known for several things: entertainment, bad acting, steroids, acrobatics, fat guys, and hot chicks. The hot chicks part may be what the WWE does best. Mix in the fact that they've pretty much got a direct line to Hugh Hefner for a minimum once a year spread in his legendary magazine and it almost makes the weekly shows worth watching.



All this got me to wondering which one of the bevy of babes that have graced the squared circle for Vince's little troupe has looked the best without her ring attire, which brings us here today. I also wondered what you, my favorite on 205th reader thought, so I hunted around for some pics and put a little poll together to see who The People's Champ really is when it comes to WWE poon.

What you'll see below isn't every photo from all of the WWE Diva Playboy spreads, but it is a nice little sampling, as I think you'll agree. Some of the pics I found and chose aren't even from Playboy. (Shocking, I know.)

After collecting all of these pictures, this may be the best overall collection of the naked WWE Divas on the Internet. Some of these photos were actually hard to find, as hard as it is to believe (without paying for them, natch).

Voting takes place at the bottom of the post... if you make it that far and are still able to click a mouse with your hand.

Sable/Rena Mero


More Sable: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17


Maria Kanellis


More Maria: 1


Torrie Wilson


More Torrie: 1 | 2 | 3


Ashley Massaro


More Ashley: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17

Christy Hemme


More Christy: 1


Candice Michelle


More Candice: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36


Maryse Ouellet


More Maryse: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5


Rebecca Di Pietro



Chyna/Joanie Laurer


Okay, that's enough Chyna for my taste.
If you really want more, here you go... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

FYI, Mickie James has also been naked, but it looked like her pics were for Hustler or something slightly less classy so I passed on posting them. I have standards, you know.

For my money Candice wins based solely on her body of work and for her acting performance in the softcore porno flick Hotel Erotica with American Gladiators competitor and "professional bull rider" Belinda Gavin, but that's just me. The soundtrack alone should win a Grammy. Wocka, wocka, wow-wow, wocka, wocka, mmm...

So which Diva looks best naked to you?

Opinion Polls & Market Research

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