Wouldja? Hot or Not? Combo: Marla Maples

We haven't heard much out of Marla Maples in a while. And there's a good reason for that. She is famous for doinking The Donald and pretty much nothing else (by the way, she deserves some sort of medal or something for doing that and still being able to walk the Earth with a functional brain). That being said, it doesn't mean that we are averse to posting pictures of a semi-famous babe when she runs around on the beach in a bikini.



It's pretty much a lock that if you are halfway decent looking and you wear a bikini while tossing around a football on the beach, you're going to get your pictures posted here. So, tell me fellas, is Marla Maples hot at age 44? Or not? And while we're at it, Wouldja? See, now you'd think that those are pretty much the same question, but I assure, they are not. It all depends on your answer to the first question. There are chicks that I don't necessarily think are hot, but would still do, but that's just me. I'm unique. So says my mom.

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Woudlja? Wouldja really?

I'm just going to show you a picture. No names, no bio. Just tell me, looking at the photo... Wouldja?



So how did you answer? What was your first reaction?

Her name is Candis Cayne. And, uh, she used to be a dude. Seriously. His name was Brendan McDaniel. That's right. Cayne stars as Carmelita in ABC's Dirty Sexy Money and plays, get this, a transgender character. Now go take a shower, you weirdo.



H/T: Tasty Booze

Patsy Kensit forgot her bra

Remember how hot Patsy Kensit was back in the day, especially in that Lethal Weapon movie? (I don't remember which one of the 100 she was in and don't care to look.) That sex scene with Mel Gibson was a wet dream for this kid that day. Anyhoo, she's still out and about doing who knows what and is trying to get back in our good graces by not wearing a bra with a see-thru top. Good for her!



While I appreciate her efforts, it looks like Patsy could use mixing in a salad now and then. Also, as it turns out, I found some nice shots of her yaya's from that very Lethal Weapon movie as well as some photoshoots of her sans top from way back when (thank you, Interwebs), which I have kindly provided below. You're welcome.

Now then, even at her advanced age (40) and waist size, I wonder... Wouldja?

Patricia Heaton is a plastic goddess

After seeing these pics I am ashamed to say that I was in lust with Patricia Heaton when she was in her prime on Everybody Love Raymond. Patricia, who openly talks about how she drops serious coin on plastic surgery, just ain't got it anymore (if she ever did). She has admitted to having a tummy tuck and breast lift and recently turned 50, but if you ask me the days of wearing a bikini should be far behind her. If for no other reason than people wouldn't have to look at her stomach, which as near as I can tell from these pictures no longer sports a navel. Ewww...



Why do I think this is Tara Reid in 18 years? And despite all the evidence presented to you here today, I still have to ask... Wouldja?



Thanks to my man Fat Willard for the tip... I think.

Soooo, Madonna... wouljda?

Madonna is 49-years-old. Wow. WTF happened to all the time? Anyhoo, she is still out traipsing around in her skivvies pretending to be young in order to sell albums (such as the one she has dropping in late April). Witness...



Recently Madge sat down with Interview's Ingrid Sischy to talk Africa, albums, and freedom. Blah, blah, blah... If you want to read that shiznit, just click here. I am here to discuss more important things, like at 49, married, with three kids (and a Titanic-size load of cash), wouldja?

Remember when she used to look like this, back in the day? There might still be some remnants of that left, you know?

Britney Spears v.2008: Wouldja?

Yeah, we know she is batshit. We know she doesn't know how to dress herself anymore. We know her career is in the toilet. She is even being used to spam people. But there are reasons for still dropping the hammer on Brit-Brit. She's still very young (26), so she has the potential to be hot once again and she is loaded (average monthly income: $719,634). So tell me in the comments, and be honest... Wouldja?



Here's some reminders of the hotness that once was our Brit-Brit and some hope for the future.



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O.J.'s girlfriend "falls down" and injures herself

First off let's just point out that O.J. Simpson has a girlfriend and take it from there. Who is the crazy bitch that wants to be intimate with The Murderer, you ask? Her name is Christie Prody (that's her below right).

Anywho... The National Enquirer reports that Miss Prody was hospitalized, the apparent victim of a brutal beating. Later TMZ reported that Miss Prody's injuries were "consistent" with a fall she took at a gas station, that they don't consider this a criminal case, and that O.J. was never a suspect.

O.J. was never a suspect? Is Chief Wiggum running that police department?

Prody, 32, was rushed to a Baptist Memorial Hospital in Miami Feb 11 after she collapsed at a local gas station.

Police were alerted by hospital authorities after doctors found she was bleeding from her brain — and also had numerous large bruises and abrasions on her face, arms, legs and buttocks.

Simpson told police Prody's wounds were self inflicted and that she had been on a drinking binge.

That's the excuse I always use. My woman went on a drinking binge and beat her own shit up.

Seems the The Murderer, 60, and Miss Prody, 32, are quite the item in Florida. They have been named in at least 18 Miami-Dade County police reports since he arrived in Florida in 2000.

Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years, records show.

Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.

[Prody] also paid a fine for a city of Miami case in 2002 in which she pleaded no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment inside her apartment.

For some strange reason, I don't see this relationship ending well. Call it a gut feeling.

UPDATE: Take a look at that picture of Christie and tell me, Wouldja?

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50 Cent hates Paris Hilton too

I had heard a rumor about this on the radio, but now that I have seen it in print, I am so happy that it's true.

It seems that during Super Bowl Week, 50 Cent was performing at one of the dozens of parties when pseudo-celebrity superskank Paris Hilton, who was at the party, decided to hop up on stage and get her groove on. Fitty saw that and said, and I paraphrase what I heard on the radio, "What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck off the stage?" The photo below is her crying from having her feelings hurt and being made the fool of in front of all those people. Bitch, please...



God, I love 50 Cent. Here's the moving picture version...



More photos below of her dumb ass dancing before Fitty took care of her. I do have a question for you though... Even with all this, WOUDJA?



H/T: The Superficial

Pamela Anderson v.2008: Sooo... wouldja?

Remember the good old days? When Baywatch was all the rage and Pammy was the girl every guy wanted. Yeah, those days are way beyond us now. But the question remains... would you still do her if presented with the opportunity? I would. I'd be frightened, but I'd man up and do my duty. Sooo... wouldja?

Let's try to remember her the way she'd want to be remembered, okay?