Christa Campbell is crazy hot, now who the hell is she?

According to Wikipedia, Christa Campbell is an American actress and model. She is perhaps best known for her work in 2001 Maniacs and its sequel 2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys as the Milk Maiden and her appearance in Playboy. That's right, I heard her work as the Milk Maiden was epic.



I really need to renew my subscription to Playboy so I quit missing out on babes like this.




Many thanks to CO-ED Magazine for bringing Christa and her hotness to our attention.

Federica Fontana makes a bikini look good

Now who the hell is Federica Fontana? And what is that thing on her head? You know, the part of her body that you aren't staring at right now?



Wikipedia says she is an Italian glamour model and TV showgirl and that she posed nude for the 2004 calendar of the magazine Controcampo. Good enough! She also seems to be having a little trouble with her bikini bottoms. I wonder if I can be of any assistance.

Who the hell is Alice Greczyn?

Continuing our series, I introduce you to yet another supremely gifted young lady that I have never heard of in my life, but wish to get to know intimately as soon as possible. Her name is Alice Greczyn (don't ask me to pronounce it) and she has apparently been seen by some people in the mega-blockbusters The Dukes of Hazzard and Fat Albert. And yay, she is an American!



I don't know about The Dukes of Hazzard, but her ass sure is a hazard... to my pants. Speaking of my pants... if there are so many freaking hot women in the world, why am I not dating one of them? That's right, ladies... I can be allll yours.

Who the hell is Elsa Pataky?

Man I am really out of touch with who all these babes are. Some hottie named Elsa Pataky was at some event for some cell phone company (is there a party for every-goddamn-thing?). You know what, I am going to have a "launch party" for my latest invention: Invisible Underwear. I am gonna have hot babes and celebs come to it since they will go to anything labeled a launch party, and I am gonna have some of them model my great invention. Can you say Best Party Evar?



Turns out she is a is a Spanish actress. She also enjoys rollerblading, snowboarding, and horseback riding and is dating actor Adrien Brody. Okay, he's on my list now. She is also the latest to be called a no-doubt One-Percenter by me, which is really all that matters. Hey, you don't suppose she is related to the former governor of New York. Yeah, I know they spell their names differently, but she is an "actress" and all. They like to change their shit.

Who the hell is Eve Wyrwal?

Following in the grand tradition of Who the hell is Natalie Pinkham? and Have you ever heard of Simona Fusco Stratten? comes yet another in the long, long, long line of British beauties (technically this latest girl is Polish, but she lives in England now, so there). This one's name is Eve Wyrwal and she might have the nicest non-enhanced rack I have seen in the last 15 minutes. (Update: yes, we I know Simona is Italian, we I just meant that it seems like 50% of the women in the UK are hot or at least that every single hot one is willing to show us her rack unlike our selfish American hot women.)



It seems she was previously known as an art model named Iga. I prefer Eve, but she could be called Dick Cheney and I'd think she was ridiculously sexy. A shitload more pics of her being "artsy" can be found here and here and here and so on.



H/T: Fleshbot and Tasty Celeb

Who the hell is Natalie Pinkham?

First it was Simona Fusco Stratten, who I had never heard of before, popping up out of nowhere all hot and sexy, and now some chick named Natalie Pinkham is all over the place running around in a bikini. These hot chicks just seem to appear out of thin air. Not that I'm complaining.



As usual this hot POA is from the UK. Big surprise. How such a small geographical area produces so many hotties is beyond me. C'mon USA, let's get our shit together! Anyway, it seems that Natalie is a British sports television presenter and hosts something called Adrenaline Rush as well as David Beckham's Soccer USA. Wow, that last show must be just riveting TV.

Have you ever heard of Simona Fusco Stratten?

If you haven't, you'll be happy today, because Simona Fusco Stratten is one smokin' hot, Italian piece of ass.



Her film credits include playing "Ulsa" in Beerfest and the very difficult "uncredited" in Cougar Club (I think I have been there), and she will next appear in the film American Summer opposite Matthew Lillard and Tom Arnold. Wow, Tom Arnold's still getting work? I don't know about you, but after looking at these pics, as far as I am concerned, she is right behind Meryl Streep for sheer acting ability.