Meet the newest WAG, Chanelle Hayes

Man I love soccer in the U.K. No, no, not the game. The sport sucks, I mean the fact that there are almost as many hot girlfriends and wives as there are players. The mere fact that the Web site The Spoiler is up to #89 in their list of WAG's is proof of that. Now, according to The Sun, we can add one more to the list: Chanelle Hayes.



Apparently becoming a WAG in the U.K. is as much a sport as soccer...

She's got the pout and the clothes and now Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle has bagged herself a footballer boyfriend just like her idol.

Sadly for her, Tottenham Hotspur's Tom Huddlestone isn't exactly David Beckham.

The midfielder has invited the BB muppet to watch him on the subs bench against Liverpool on Sunday.

Earlier this week Chanelle was harping on about how she would never be a WAG.

Damn, even benchwarmers get hot chicks over there. Welcome to the club, Chanelle.

Here's a video of her new single... apparently all you have to do is be kinda hot to become a pop singer across the pond.

Kim Kardashian looks, uhhh, good?

I know a lot of you find Kim Kardashian sexy. Until today, I was not one of them. But with a little airbrushing and some good lighting and angles, I can see what gets you (and Reggie Bush) all so excited.



I think maybe I'll do a calendar just like the one these pics are from. It'll be the hottest thing since Tickle Me Elmo. Hey, I'll call it the Tickle Me Scrap Calendar. Syn-er-gy...

Cheryl Tweedy time!

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy was out again and lucky for us someone snapped some photos. This go-round sees her out for some lunch with her footballer husband and all-around idiot Ashley Cole (not pictured, deliberately).



Yes, I am now covering Cheryl Tweedy when she eats. If she stops to take a shit and there are photos, I shall cover that too.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Alessia Merz is WAG #75

Alessia Merz is crazy hot. She is also the wife of footballer Fabio Bazzani. And she is the 75TH different WAG that the Web site The Spoiler has featured. 75TH! WTF?! Someone PLEASE tell me how soccer players (especially those in Europe) are able to pull so much fine trim? I mean, damn! What is with that?



Unfortch, The Spoiler must care about making money, so they put little graphics over the good bits as you can see above. This forced me to hunt around for uncluttered pics of the lady and I was overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of sexay pictures available online. Lord love the Internet. At least our heroes over at The Spoiler were nice enough to post a video of Ms. Merz so we can see what she looks like when she moves.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Just four more matches and we have our Very Sweet Sixteen, folks! Marisa Miller, Bar Refaeli, and Charisma Carpenter are now a part of that group, while Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, and Jessica Biel were sent packing. The last matches of the second round are all set! Who you got?!

Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Cheryl Tweedy 56.4% - Leeann Tweeden 43.6%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Emmanuelle Chriqui 59.1% - Kelly Brook 40.9%
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Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Keeley Hazell 56.1% - Brooke Burke 43.9%
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Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Susan Ward 67.1% - Jennifer Garner 32.9%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 57.9% - Theron 42.1%
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller : Miller 57.9% - Biel 42.1%
Charisma Carpenter | S. Johansson : Carpenter 55.7% - Johansson 44.3%
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Abigail Clancy is a freakin' dream in a bikini

Is Eurofootballer Peter Crouch still hittin' this? Because if he isn't, he officially qualifies as one of the dumbest men on the planet. And this is a planet inhabited by me among other dumb people, so that's saying something.



These pics are from her new spread in FHM, where there is also a VIDEO!!



More here: FHM

Kurt Angle has a hot wife

Frankly, I wasn't sure Kurt Angle still wrestled professionally since he now wrestles for TNA and I have no idea who wrestles for that group nor where to find any of their shows. Luckily I have Wrestling News Desk. And by luckily, I mean they have posted pics of Kurt's very hot wife, pokies and all.



Hmmm... maybe I should find out when TNA's shows are on. It turns out that she actually appears on the show as his valet. Plus then I'd get to see Kelli Brooks too!

Cheryl Tweedy again!

I think you may have gathered by now that anytime Cheryl Tweedy pics cross my desktop they are going to get posted here. It's just a rule I follow. Here is she is leaving some restaurant named Nobu... like you care about that.



You got a problem with my policy on Cheryl?

Kim Kardashian is getting chunky; breasts are enormous

While Kim K Superstar may be getting a little thick, it is in no way doing anything negative about her breast size, which is looking pretty damn sa-weet these days.



You know Reggie is just lovin' those love handles. And I don't mean her waist.

Danielle Lloyd is my favorite kind of WAG...

The naked kind. And the kind that gets around. Since being dumped by footballer Teddy Sheringham, the leggy Liverpool lovely, Danielle Lloyd, has been linked to a bunch of other footballers, including Marcus Bent, Armand Traoré, and Jermaine Defoe.



Sexy, not afraid to be naked in front of a camera, likes sports (well, soccer)... my kind of girl. Not to mention she is quite the spokesperson for Rollerblade safety. She has it all!

Abigail Clancy is lookin' good on video

Check out the description of this video of Abbey Clancy posing for her FHM photoshoot:

Oiled up and stripped down, wonder-WAG Abbey Clancy is this month's FHM cover girl.

Kind of makes you want to watch, huh?



Since there were three more videos of her in various stages of undress for FHM when I did this search, I figured what the hell, here they are...

Cheryl Tweedy, a Yankees fan?

Please say it's just a fashion statement and not a true reflection of her feelings. Maybe it's just Cheryl Tweedy's own little April Fool's joke on me. Yeah, that's it. No way she is a Yankees fan, right?



Very cruel, Cheryl, very cruel. Just for that I hope that Jeter really does have the herpes.

Yes, it's Cheryl Tweedy Week

What's one more Cheryl Tweedy post going to hurt, huh? If she wasn't out and about so much, and looking so damn fine, I wouldn't be forced to post about her so often. And there was no way I was letting these pics go to waste. And you're welcome.



I guess she was out with her Girls Aloud group again doing something, blah, blah, blah... you don't care, you just love her for her body and I love you for that.

Have a great weekend, folks! Go Davidson Whatevers!

on 205th University: [RESEARCH] The "A" is definitely in T&A

We here at on 205th University, home of the Ragin' Pigeons, care about our readers. Sure, we like to entertain and be funny, but we also like to educate. We want our readers to know things that no other site's readers know. We want them to be able to show their superiority in mixed company. We want them to be able to astound the fairer sex. We want them to be brilliant! With that in mind, we embarked on an in-depth study of how you can pretty much guarantee that should you be faced with a situation where you are asked to enter into a date with someone you have never met (aka The Blind Date), you can rest assured that there is one way to know that the girl you are being presented with is attractive.

After exhaustive research and hours of poring over, uh, data, we have come to the undeniable conclusion that if a woman's first name ends in the letter "A" she is more than likely to have a very hot body. Also of note, there is a proliferation of sports WAGs and athletes included in our research, leading us to a secondary conclusion that not only will your girl be hot if her first name ends in "A", there is also a high likelihood of her being quite athletic (noted with an A), or at least having a passing interest in sports (noted with a W) - win-win! Hey, you can't argue with science.

Case study #1: Adriana Karembeu (W)
Case study #2: Adriana Lima (W)
Case study #3: Alessandra Ambrosio
Case study #4: Alyssa Milano (W)
Case study #5: Amanda Beard (A)
Case study #6: Angelina Jolie
Case study #7: Anna Kournikova (A)
Case study #8: Audrina Partridge
Case study #9: Carla Gugino
Case study #10: Charisma Carpenter
Case study #11: Eva Mendes
Case study #12: Gina Carano (A)
Case study #13: Jessica Alba (W)
Case study #14: Jessica Simpson (W)
Case study #15: Joanna Krupa
Case study #16: Kendra Wilkinson (W)
Case study #17: Maria Kanellis (A)
Case study #18: Maria Menounos
Case study #19: Marisa Miller
Case study #20: Minka Kelly
Case study #21: Miranda Kerr
Case study #22: Monica Bellucci
Case study #23: Patricia Mikula (W)
Case study #24: Petra Nemcova (W)
Case study #25: Salma Hayek
Case study #26: Sandra Nilsson
Case study #27: Shakira
Case study #28: Simona Fusco Stratten
Case study #29: Sofia Vergara
Case study #30: Willa Ford (W)

Also utilized in our research: Aisha Tyler, Aishwarya Rai, Alejandra Tejada (W), Aleka Kamila (W), Alesha Dixon, Alicia Keys, Alicia Rickter (W), Alicia Silverstone, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Cicchini (A), Amanda Peet, Ana Beatriz Barros, Ana Ivanovic (A), Anna Benson (W), Anna Rawson (A), Anna Semenovich (A), Annika Sorenstam (A), Athena Barber (W), Bianca Gascoigne (W), Carmella DeCesare (W), Catalina Maya (W), Ciara, Christina Aguilera, Christina Applegate, Christina Milian, Claudia Schiffer, Cynthia Rodriguez (W), Danica McKellar, Danica Patrick (A), Daniela Hantuchova (A), Dara Torres (A), Diora Baird, Dita Von Teese, Drea de Matteo, Elisha Cuthbert (W), Eliza Dushku (W), Elsa Benitez, Emma Boughton, Emma Griffiths, Emma Watson, Erica Blasberg (A), Erica Durance, Erica Hosseini (A), Estella Warren, Eva Green, Eva Longoria (W), Federica Ridolfi, Flavia Delaroli (A), Gemma Atkinson (W), Isla Fisher, Ivanka Trump, Jamelia Davids, Jenna Jameson (W), Jessica Biel, Jessica White, Jessiqa Pace, Jordana Brewster, Joumana Kidd (W), Julia Mancuso (A), Julia Tomko (W), Karina Petroni (A), Karolina Kurkova, Keira Knightley, Krista Allen, Kristianna Loken, Laetiita Casta, Laura Cover (W), Laura Posada (W), Leila Arcieri, Lena Headey, Lisa Dergan (W), Lisa Guerrero (W), Lisa Kapler (W), Lisa Rinna, Madonna (W), Malia Jones (A), Maria Bello, Maria Kirilenko (A), Maria Sansone, Maria Sharapova (A), Marisa Tomei, Melissa Haro, Melissa Lima (W), Melissa Midwest, Mia St. John (A), Mila Kunis, Milana Dravnel, Milka Duno (A), Milla Jovovich, Mischa Barton, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Pamela Anderson (W), Paula Creamer (A), Rebecca Grant, Rebecca Loos (W), Rihanna, Sara Spraker, Sasha Cohen (A), Selita Ebanks, Serena Williams (A), Shania Twain, Shanna Moakler, Sienna Miller, Sonya Toms (W), Sophia Bush, Tamia Hill (W), Tara Conner, Tara Reid, Tera Patrick, Teresa Palmer, Tila Tequila, Tricia Helfer, Tyra Banks (W), Uma Thurman, Vanessa Bryant (W), Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Marcil, Vanessa Minnillo, Veronika Varekova, Victoria Beckham (W), Vida Guerra, Victoria Silvstedt, and Winona Ryder.

We should also note that the hottest cheerleaders come from a city that ends in the letter "A". PhiladelphiA. Coincidence? I think not.

ADDENDUM: If your date's name should happen to end in the letter "Y" (ex. Lindsay, Britney, Courtney), you might want to pass. Just sayin'.

There are, as with many scientific theories, exceptions to every rule.

So, there you have it, folks. The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable. Class dismissed.

• Jessica’s mom: Simpson & Romo secretly married (SbB)
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Cheryl Tweedy is everywhere

Cheryl Tweedy and her group Girls Aloud are spokespeople for the new Kit Kat Senses candy and have already shot a commercial for it as I mentioned recently. So it is only fitting that they were at the "launch" of the candy. (Since when does a candy bar get a Launch Party?) Of course there were lots of photo ops, but do any of you really care to see photos of the rest of her group? I didn't think so.



Who else here thinks that the only reason Kit Kat signed the whole group to shill for them was just to get Cheryl? Yeah, me too.