Some dude named Vito Schnabel, 21, is dating 44-year-old Elle "The Body" Macpherson. And I thought Ashton Kutcher had mad game for a young guy.
Vito is the son of Oscar-nominated Diving Bell and Butterfly director Julian Schnabel. Hollywood... pfft.
Note to self: Start calling myself "Vito".
Schnabel (the dad) told Usmagazine.com at Sunday's Oscars, "They’re hanging out. It’s not like he’s smuggling heroin across the border! It’s not a big deal."
In the Bizarro World it's not a big deal. Here on Planet Earth it's a huge fucking deal! I want this man for my dad.
When Macpherson was asked if she's dating Schnabel, she told Access Hollywood, "No, I am not. Sorry. I never talk about my personal life but in this particular case, because he is nearly underage, I have to deny it because there is nothing else to do except deny it."
That sounds like a cop out to me. He's doing her. DAMMIT!
Man, when I was 21 I had pics of Elle on my wall, then later spent serious quality time with her amazing Playboy issue, and this punk is dating her? That's it. He's on my list.
Here's Elle doing something, somewhere, with her nips showing through her top, just to show you how lucky this bastard really is.
