Introducing your new American Gladiators, Jet and Phoenix

Back on February 23, I told you about how the female winner of American Gladiators was a former Portland Trailgangsta cheerleader, I mean dancer, named Monica Carlson. I also told you about how she was currently employed as a "sports model" whatever that is. I also mentioned that she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust, a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. Now I am going to mention that she looks absolutely smokin' as Jet in her new Gladiator gear.



They also have added some additional cheesecake to the mix with a broad named Phoenix. Nice pink hair. And wings.



Yeah, I'll be tuning in. And yeah, Crush is still the best.






NBC

Shocker: Bill O'Reilly has always been an a-hole

Enjoy this classic clip of the lovable, cuddly Bill O'Reilly going all Chris Berman on his producers while he was still working for Inside Edition.



UPDATE: I replaced the removed YouTube video.

Interlude: Lovely

NFL: T.O. will make sitcom debut alongside Flavor Flav
TRACK: Texas girl wins track team championship by herself
CBB: O.J. Mayo denies claims he took gifts at USC
CBB: Two Kentucky players decide to transfer
MLB: San Diego hurler Maddux notches 350th career win
INDYCAR: Dixon takes Indy 500 pole; Ganassi teammate Wheldon takes 2nd
NHL: Europeans in NHL on decline, survey says
TV: Hannah Storm to become new host for ESPN's morning SportsCenter

on 205th recommends: THE SPORTS HERNIA

Erin Andrews has had enough of Joba Chamberlain

The eagle-eyed fellas over at Home Run Derby grabbed a video of one Erin Andrews (soon to be 30!) interviewing Yankees phenom Joba Chamberlain in which it would appear that Joba got under Miss Andrews' skin a little bit.



The boys at HRD think that perhaps Joba whispered "I love you" to her which set her eyes a-rollin'. What does it look like he said to you? Where's Marlee Matlin when you need her?

The Big Lead thinks she was rolling her eyes at the production truck talking in her ear, but we prefer to think that she just hates the Yankees.

UPDATE: She was rolling her eyes at the truck, not Joba, thus making my posting of this video completely pointless, so we (yes, we!) are going to pretend we didn't know that and get back to thinking she just hates the Yankees.

Interlude: Wait, what?

MLB: Mets fan killed in two-story fall over railing at Shea
MLB: Willis has DUI downgraded
SOCCER: Cruyff claims kidnap attempt forced him out of World Cup
GOLF: Tiger Woods ruled out for up to six weeks after knee surgery
NFL: Arizona's Watson injured on in treadmill mishap
NFL: Chargers linebacker Stephen Cooper suspended
TV: ESPN says firing lawsuit settled with Reynolds
NBA: Washington governor asks NBA to drop Sonics relocation vote
NBA: 'Melo apologizes for arrest on DUI charge
CBB: UTEP basketball star Stefon Jackson arrested
CBB: Sources: UCLA's Love to declare on Thursday
CBB: Randolph signs with agent, ending LSU career
OLYMPICS: USOC chief Ueberroth says Chicago's bid needs some work

Donkey Punch, as defined by Fox News

Thanks to the fair and balanced newsfolk of Fox News, America now knows the proper definition of the phrase "Donkey Punch."



H/T: CO-ED Magazine

Interlude: Don't tase me, bro

MLB: Al Reyes slugged, tased, arrested at Tampa bar
MLB: Baltimore's Roberts will speak at steroids conference
WWE: We won't get to learn Ric Flair's secret talent
BMX: Australian cyclist builds own BMX replica track
NASCAR: NASCAR stars call for drug testing
NFL: Strahan lawyer to court: Divorce ruling 'absurd'
CBB: Self will stay as Kansas coach
NBA: Riley appears leaning towards ending coaching career
CFB: Florida's Meyer offering full ride if student outruns player
CFB: Butkus wants name off award, will start own charitable program
CFB: Nebraska player faces assault charge
WNBA: Liberty to host first pro outdoor game

South Park skewers Bill Belichick and the Patriots

The movie Stand and Deliver + Bill Belichick and the Patriots + South Park = Comedy Gold.







H/T: You Been Blinded

• Random thoughts on March Madness thus far. (Next Round)
• The Top 5 "Crowd Hockey Fights". (Busted Coverage)
• Derek Jeter soaks up the sun and the booze. (Don Chavez)
• Foreign TV has the best babes. (BBI)

Dancing with the Stars judge nude photos hit the Web

As if having nip-slips on the show wasn't enough to make me want to watch Dancing with the Stars, now one of their hot judges has been busted doing a naked pole dance on camera.

Says the Post-Chronicle...

She has been a judge on all five seasons of Dancing with the Stars.

She was also the pole dancer from one of Madonna's tours, the topless one with the shaved head.

Inmag writes: '"Madonna brought her on as a dancer on her "Girl Show World Tour," and when she asked Carrie Ann to shave her head, she hardly thought twice.

Carrie Ann pushed the envelope when she co-choreographed and performed the famous topless erotic pole dance.

Dammit. I really don't want to watch that show, but they are forcing my hand here.

Caption this...

Here's my best shot so far...

"You're with me, hairshirt."



Got anything better?

Dancing with the Stars just got watchable

So I don't watch Dancing with the Stars. If I wanted to watch C-listers on TV I can tune into VH1 any night of the week. I know there are hot female dancers on there and that Nadia is also a contestant this go 'round but it just hasn't piqued my curiosity enough to tune in... until now. When nip-slips start taking place on a TV show, it gets my attention. And when it's by a babe as sexy as Kym Johnson (whoever the hell she is), it makes me want to watch just a little bit more than before.



Penn Jilette is so fuckin' cool. I had front row seats at his Vegas show and dude is a riot. This just makes him even more cool, because knowing his persona you know he had to take a little peek when that happened. I mean seeing a nip is like seeing how a magic trick is done!

Kate Beckinsale is awesome

First, Kate tells us that she has only ever had about three boyfriends: "Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!" she said. Then she dances around on video all sexy-like. She even let us see what she looks like when it's a little chilly and kicked Jennifer Aniston's ass in our contest. Now she drops this bomb on us while appearing on the Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson...

As she walked onto the stage wearing tight black trousers and a grey top, her microphone pack fell out, and she told Craig: "I can't believe that's fallen out. They wanted to hook it onto the back of my knickers, but I am going commando, so they couldn't do it! So there was nothing to hook them on so it fell out."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... (mouth agape)



She has also been quoted recently as saying she would rather eat a woman's vagina than have a sushi dinner.

She laughed: "I can't do raw. I can't do sushi, even. I'd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly!"

Kate Beckinsale, I'll say it again... you... are... awesome.

UPDATE: We have the video now!





News24

The 20 greatest TV show intros of all-time

You know how some TV shows have opening credits that are so cool they might actually be better than the show itself? Or how some shows have songs that really set the show up and get you fired up to watch it? There have been many classic TV show openings and lots of memorable theme songs, but I got to wondering, what was/is the coolest opening montage/intro theme ever done for a TV show? I searched around the Net and did some jogging of my memory and came up with 20 I think you'll like (10 are under honorable mention).

Feel free to argue with my choices or the order in which they appear, but one thing you can't argue is just how awesome these openings were. Discuss which one was your favorite and please don't hesitate to mention any show opening you think I omitted in the comments section below.

10. Get Smart: For sheer the coolness of it, this opening was hard to beat.


9. The Incredible Hulk: One of the best opening lines ever.


8. Hawaii Five-O: The music, the waves, the scenes, awesome.


7. Miami Vice: Jan Hammer was the master of the theme song.


6. Batman: Man, I used to sit each day and pray that the Batgirl character would show up in the opening credits.


5. Cheers: Yes, I want to be where everybody knows my name.


4. The Sopranos: Possibly the best opening song for a TV show ever.


3. Spider-man: This made me wish I had Spidey senses.


2. The NBA on NBC: I had a hard time making this #2. A real hard time.


1. The Six Million Dollar Man: Was there ever a cooler opening montage? The crashing spaceship, the classic quotes. This was truly a masterpiece. Steve Austin (the Bionic Man, not the wrestler) was the man.


Honorable mention: Sanford & Son, The Addams Family, Speed Racer, COPS, The Jeffersons, Baywatch, G.I. Joe, Welcome Back Kotter, Knight Rider, and Underdog.

We were Blog Showed

on 205th appeared on The Blog Show for our 22 Worst Dunks Ever* post. Thanks, boys.

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Chris Berman drops some more wisdom on us

We've come this far with all the Berman vids, so what's one more? After watching this one, it is readily apparent that Mr. Berman has no use for Al Michaels. Says Ampex2000, the poster of the vid, "Chris is envious of Al Michaels. He always complains about him. He complains about all his air time and anything he has to say."



H/T: Everywhere

And finally... more Berman

Can there possibly be any more of these? Honestly, I hope not. I love them.

More from the Chris Berman files

Another leaked Chris Berman video has surfaced. This time he is trying to schmooze a table at the New York ESPN Zone for some "old, old, old" people we can only assume are used to be his friends.



I wish I knew who was leaking these.

UPDATE: Busted Coverage talked to one of the guys who's been posting these videos.

H/T: SPORTSbyBROOKS

Someone out there has it in for Chris Berman

How else do you explain this video and these new ones below suddenly appearing on the Internet?

Teleprompters can be so annoying...


Nice mouth...


How you doin'?


Frankly we couldn't be happier. Berman is a giant douche who needs to be taken down a few pegs.

H/T: SPORTSbyBROOKS & Sportaphile

Proving, once again, that TV in the U.S. sucks

We already know how awesome TV is in Japan, but did you know that TV in Italy also kicks our American asses? Well, it does. Lockdown reason #1: Italian TV Hostess Sara Varone.



And because I know you want more...


che oca ... pero' bona, andate a battere tutte quante!!



H/T: Attuworld