Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Round two is off to a rousing start as three ladies have taken the next step, including Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale. Now there's a threesome. The next six ladies to duke it out will be Sandra Nilsson versus Penelope Cruz, Petra Nemcova versus Torrie Wilson, and Stacy Keibler versus Sofia Vergara. Looks like wrestling isn't so bad after all. So who you got?!

Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Sandra Nilsson 56.7% - Penelope Cruz 42.3%
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Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Petra Nemcova 56.4% - Torrie Wilson 43.6%
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Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Stacy Keibler 60.2% - Sofia Vergara 39.8%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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We're down to the final two matches of the first round of our epic battle. Readers' Choice Emmanuelle Chriqui moves on to round two with a sound defeat of new mommy Christina Aguilera, while underrated Susan Ward beat hot NASCAR WAG Ingrid Vandebosch. The final two bouts see two more Readers' Choice women. First up WWE Diva Torrie Wilson goes head-to-head with Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, then Red Sox fan Reese Witherspoon matches up with Sofia Vergara. Who you got?

Torrie Wilson | Miranda Kerr ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Torrie Wilson 52.1% - Miranda Kerr 47.9%
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Reese Witherspoon | Sofia Vergara ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Sofia Vergara 77.8% - Reese Witherspoon 22.2%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND ONE
Christina Aguilera | Emmanuelle Chriqui : Chriqui 62.4% - Aguilera 37.6%
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward : Ward 64.1% - Vandebosch 35.9%
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron : Theron 57.3% - Simpson 42.7%
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden : Tweeden 61.1% - Twain 38.9%
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union : Tweedy 60.7% - Union 39.3%
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly : Nilsson 55.3% - Pressly 44.7%
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 67.3% - Portman 32.7%
Rihanna | Shakira : Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Sofia Vergara is pretty awesome to look at

Fresh off winning the Best Cleavage Shown on the Red Carpet award at the Oscars (as awarded by me), Sofia Vergara did a little posedown for Maxim magazine in which she didn't wear a whole lot of clothing, making her the front runner for the on 205th Best Actress Award in 2009.



I guess she actually was in some movies recently. She was in something called Chasing Papi and one called Four Brothers, and will be in an upcoming movie called Meet the Browns. This is why I need to leave the house more than once a week to get more Grizzly chewing tobacco.



Six more pics of a very undressed Sofia here.

The best dressed babe at the Oscars

If there was an award for Best Cleavage Shown on the Red Carpet at the Oscars, Sofia Vergara would have won the trophy hands down. Sadly, all they seemed to care about last night was "art" and "cinematic value". Pffft.

I'm still trying to figure out why she was there in the first place. Was she in some movie I missed? Oh yeah, she's beautiful. I forgot that was the only real requirement to get anywhere in the world these days. Silly me.