Simona Fusco Stratten, you are ridiculous

A few days ago I had never heard of Simona Fusco Stratten. Today I can't get enough of her and she is verrrry obliging as these candids of her popping her top confirm. Man, what did we do before the Internet anyway?



Simona, darlin', you are realllllly gonna wish you used more suntan lotion by the looks of these pics.

Simona Fusco Stratten does a body good

On Sunday I introduced all of you to one Simona Fusco Stratten. Now she is all over the Internet and it's easy to see why. I, for one, plan to post about her every day as long as she insists on parading around on a beach in tiny bikinis. It's just... that... simple...



Oops. I think I see a bit of Simona Fusco Stratten areola peeking out and saying "Howdy!" in one of the pics below. See if you can find it. It'll be like Where's Waldo? only a shitton more fun!

Have you ever heard of Simona Fusco Stratten?

If you haven't, you'll be happy today, because Simona Fusco Stratten is one smokin' hot, Italian piece of ass.



Her film credits include playing "Ulsa" in Beerfest and the very difficult "uncredited" in Cougar Club (I think I have been there), and she will next appear in the film American Summer opposite Matthew Lillard and Tom Arnold. Wow, Tom Arnold's still getting work? I don't know about you, but after looking at these pics, as far as I am concerned, she is right behind Meryl Streep for sheer acting ability.