Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

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Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

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Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Round two is off to a rousing start as three ladies have taken the next step, including Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale. Now there's a threesome. The next six ladies to duke it out will be Sandra Nilsson versus Penelope Cruz, Petra Nemcova versus Torrie Wilson, and Stacy Keibler versus Sofia Vergara. Looks like wrestling isn't so bad after all. So who you got?!

Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

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Sandra Nilsson 56.7% - Penelope Cruz 42.3%
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Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Petra Nemcova 56.4% - Torrie Wilson 43.6%
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Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Stacy Keibler 60.2% - Sofia Vergara 39.8%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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While I could have predicted Marisa Miller beating Alyssa Milano, I would never have predicted that she would beat her so soundly. See, I learned something today! Moving on... next to duke it out will be model extraordinaire Petra Nemcova and a lady who is used to her husband winning all the time, Elin Nordegren. Do you like the supermodel or the superwife? Let us know!

And be sure to let us know who you want in the three Readers' Choice spots! Time's a tickin' away!

Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Petra Nemcova 77.1% - Elin Nordegren 22.9%
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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Petra Nemcova sports some Valentine's Day lingerie

If you have a wife or girlfriend (or boyfriend who likes to wear women's lingerie), you may not want to view this post. After seeing Petra Nemcova in Valentine's Day lingerie, it'll kind of spoil anything that they may have in store for you tomorrow.



My disclaimer does not apply if you are Leo Fucking DiCaprio though... Bastard.