Penelope Cruz bikini moment

Here's some pictures of the beautiful Penelope Cruz spending the day at the beach. Oh, forgot to mention she's in a bikini. Oh, and she looks really hot too. But you knew this already. SHOW YOUR MAN CARD HERE...

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out

This is the trailer for some shit called Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Whatever, just skip to the 1:12 mark where ScarJo and Penny make out and thank me in the morning.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Round two is off to a rousing start as three ladies have taken the next step, including Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale. Now there's a threesome. The next six ladies to duke it out will be Sandra Nilsson versus Penelope Cruz, Petra Nemcova versus Torrie Wilson, and Stacy Keibler versus Sofia Vergara. Looks like wrestling isn't so bad after all. So who you got?!

Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Sandra Nilsson 56.7% - Penelope Cruz 42.3%
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Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Petra Nemcova 56.4% - Torrie Wilson 43.6%
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Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Stacy Keibler 60.2% - Sofia Vergara 39.8%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

ScarJo and Penelope Cruz do some lesbian acting

Boys (and girls), mark your date book for the opening of a movie called Vicky Cristina Barcelona. You're going to want to the leave the girlfriend/wife at home for this one.

Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband.

Oh my.

I think this is how Satan gets us all to convert our souls over to him. Could Woody have picked two hotter actresses to get it on with each other? Lordy, lordy... I need to start directing movies. Do you need any training for that or can I just start doing it now?

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Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Well done, people. Another match is in the books as Charisma Carpenter dropped Amanda Bynes like a bad habit 66.2% to 33.8%. This next one could be a toughie (I say that every time, but it's true!) as songbird Ciara takes on Latina heat Penelope Cruz. Who is sexier, people? The world is waiting!

Ciara | Penelope Cruz ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Penelope Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%

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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra
Willa Ford | Megan Fox
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%