Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? FINALS

This is it folks! The Finals. You have had your say and you say that Kate Beckinsale and Marisa Miller are the sexiest two women in the world. But which one is the sexiest? That's your call. So, one last time... Who ya got?

Kate Beckinsale | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

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THE FINAL FOUR
Kate Beckinsale | Charisma Carpenter : Beckinsale 74.6% - Carpenter 25.4%
Megan Fox | Marisa Miller : Miller 57.2% - Fox 42.8%

THE ELITE EIGHT
Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci : Fox 64.4% - Bellucci 35.6%
Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli : Carpenter 50.3% - Refaeli 49.7%
Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum : Beckinsale 65.2% - Klum 34.8%
Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima : Miller 63.6% - Lima 36.4%

THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Alyssa Milano got naked once

Well, probably more than once, but she got naked once for a photographer (supposedly in 1993, making her 20-ish) which is funny because I thought I remembered her suing someone back in the day for publishing naked pictures of her. Oh yeah, I did remember that.



Now you might be asking yourself, why would he post naked pictures of Alyssa Milano if she is so litigious? Uh, duh... they're naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. Hello? McFly?

Minka Kelly is a good stripper name

I only wish Minka Kelly was a stripper so we could get a better look at that rockin' body. Minka is one of the few babes that it's been tough to find hot pics of, lo these many, uh, weeks. I have never seen her in anything skimpy, let alone a bikini, so when I ran into these pics over at TunaFlix, I was compelled to post them.



This is the most skin I think I've ever seen from Minka. You almost have to respect a hot girl who doesn't run around showing off all her assets. I said almost.

Lauren Jones is really attractive

If you've ever seen The Price is Right, you know who Lauren Jones is. I mean, I set my freakin' DVR for TPIR just to see her show me how much a microwave TV dinner costs.



She also did the Baywatch workout video series, Baywatch Beach Body Workout, which is on constant play in my DVD player. And most importantly, Lauren is a no-doubt One-Percenter.




For more info on Lauren, you can contact her agents here.

Eva Mendes shows boob in Italy

Why do women who never pose naked in America think it's ok to do so in Europe? I mean, it's not like we here in the States aren't going to see those pictures. Either way, it's Eva Mendes showing some boob action in May's Vogue Italy. The bad part is that somehow the photographer and whoever dressed her and did her hair managed to take Eva being topless and make it about as erotic as a rugburn.



Once again, a superhot chick poses naked in a supposed straight women's magazine. This absolutely confounds me. It'd be like a dude showing his package in Sports Illustrated. It just makes no sense.

Elisha Cuthbert owns a lot of bikinis

Good thing that Dion Phaneuf's Calgary Flames lost in the playoffs or we wouldn't have all these friggin' Elisha Cuthbert bikini photos.



Are you getting tired of me posting photos of Elisha on the beach? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry... bad joke.

Cheryl Tweedy time!

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy was out again and lucky for us someone snapped some photos. This go-round sees her out for some lunch with her footballer husband and all-around idiot Ashley Cole (not pictured, deliberately).



Yes, I am now covering Cheryl Tweedy when she eats. If she stops to take a shit and there are photos, I shall cover that too.

Roselyn Sanchez is in a bikini again!

Wow, this is two times now that Roselyn Sanchez has been photographed in a bikini. Looks like she has finally figured out what her moneymaker is. Do I smell a Playboy spread in her future? Not that I have actually smelled a Playboy spread, but that could be pretty awesome. Copyright!!



Seriously though. Roselyn Sanchez's best talents are on display in this bikini so I think she should look for more (any) roles that require her to be in various stages of undress. It could be her ticket to Oscar's. Yeah, Oscar's, as in my friend Oscar's hizouse, for a partay we're throwin' in her honor!

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey boy are still playing at the beach

The comeback campaign being put on by Elisha Cuthbert is nothing short of spectacular these days. Who knew that all she needed was some hockey dick to get her back on the track to hotness?



However, some Canadian hockey fans aren't quite as thrilled about Dion Phaneuf's beach vacation with Elisha as we are.

BONUS: If you look REALLY, REALLY hard at the last picture below, you can see nip.

Say good bye to ScarJo, fellas

As we mentioned yesterday, Scarlett Johansson is now off the market. We can now look forward to her having babies, getting fat, and OH MAN!!!!! Sob, sob, sob, sniff ... Okay, man, I am pulling myself together now. Here's something to remember her by, guys... Drink it in.



I like to put Ryan Reynolds on my list, but he was Van Wilder so I just can't bring myself to do it.

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini? Sure, why not?

Since y'all like Elisha Cuthbert so much, especially since she is in the midst of such a tremendous comeback from averageness, I thought I'd toss you a bone with some bikini pics. It's just the kind of guy I am. And yes that is her new beau hockey guy, Dion Phaneuf, in one of the pics below. I think I hate him.



Looking at that almost makes me wish I knew how to play hockey. You know, so she'd like me, and want to have sex with me and all that.

Jennifer Aniston is back in a bikini again

Jennifer Aniston is filming a movie in Miami and apparently has a LOT of free time to spend at the beach and at the pool since this is like the fourth post of her in a bikini I have done lately. I think the fact that she is so hot combined with the fact that she can't seem to keep a man makes her doubly attractive to me. Is that wrong?



Not that I am complaining, mind you. If Jennifer wants to wear a bikini every day of the year and lets someone take pics, I might just post them every single time. Anyone have a problem with that?

Megan Fox used to be a kleptomaniac

This is Megan Fox on the set of her new movie, Jennifer’s Body. Megan is an actress. You may have heard of her. She has also been reportedly been banned from Wal-Mart.

A friend of the star tells the tabloid, "Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lip-gloss from Wal-Mart."

Should we forgive her? I think so. I think we should let her go into any Wal-Mart in the country and take whatever she wants as long as she sleeps with me. It's the fair thing to do.



On a side note, how do I get the job of the other lady in the pictures. The one putting a coat on Megan to keep her warm. I want that job.



Star Pulse

Underrated: Estella Warren

Could someone please explain to me why Estella Warren isn't getting more leading roles in movies? Who cares if she can actually act. She is a smokin' POA. That's all I care about in a movie. Do you disagree?



If you saw the remake of Planet of the Apes, you also have some idea of the immense talent this fine actress possesses and the reasons she should be getting more high profile roles.



Other underrated chicks.

Jennifer Aniston is back in a bikini

What's gotten into Rachel these days, I mean Jennifer Aniston? Seems like every time I turn around she's on some beach or by some pool wearing a bikini and showing that top-notch ass. If she's trying to make Brad Pitt regretful, I'd say she's on the right track.



Honestly, and I never thought I'd say this, but at this point I'd much prefer Jen over Angelina.

Stacy Keibler curled her hair

I don't think I have ever seen Stacy Keibler with anything but straight hair. It's somewhat jarring to see her looking different. Yes, I have no life. This is for some event at the CatHouse Nightclub in Las Vegas. Stacy Keibler and the word CatHouse should not be in the same sentence. It is just too much for the imagination to handle.



I think I like her hair, but I am so distracetd by her ass and legs, it's hard to make a proper judgment.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Final 4!)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen, let alone our Elite Eight.

The Fantastic Final Four... We're almost there, folks. And what a final four it is. Bar Refaeli, Heidi Klum, Monica Bellucci and Adriana Lima all fall to the side as Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, Charisma Carpenter and Marisa Miller take center stage. The winners move on to the the championship. Who ya got?

Kate Beckinsale | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 74.6% - Charisma Carpenter 25.4%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE FINALS

Megan Fox | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 57.2% - Megan Fox 42.8%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE FINALS
The rest of the best:

THE ELITE EIGHT
Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci : Fox 64.4% - Bellucci 35.6%
Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli : Carpenter 50.3% - Refaeli 49.7%
Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum : Beckinsale 65.2% - Klum 34.8%
Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima : Miller 63.6% - Lima 36.4%

THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Alessandra Ambrosio leaves us with some buttcrack

Alessandra Ambrosio's last photo shoot before taking maternity leave is a good one. And that's only appropriate since we're gonna need it for a long time before she gets back to any semblance of pre-pregnancy hotness.



It's been a bad year for hotness, boys. Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, and Alessandra Ambrosio all getting pregnant. (Not to mention all of these too.) This is a year we shall all remember with sadness.

Marisa Miller in black and white is still awesome

While I prefer my One-Percenters in living color, these black and white pics of Marisa Miller are still pretty sweet.



These are from a GQ spread she did in 2005, but she doesn't look a day older now so who cares? And would you have even known if I hadn't told you? Why are you still reading and not looking at the pictures? Are you gay or something? Or not gay, if you're a woman? (Hey, some women read this site! ... They do! ... Shut up!)