Interlude: What year is it?

MLB: Prior feels pain in back of shoulder in latest rehab outing
MLB: Fan narrowly averts disaster after fall
MLB: Mets' Wagner rips teammates for dodging media
SKATING: Tonya Harding sells bizarre tale of rape, kidnapping
NFL: O.J.'s girlfriend hit by car, badly hurt
NBA: Barkley may face charges for $400K gambling debt
CFB: Purdue S Williams suspended after shoplifting incident
OLYMPICS: Amputee runner wins right to try for Olympic spot
LPGA: Hottest women on the LPGA Tour

on 205th recommends: SIMON ON SPORTS

Interlude: Bammer

CFB: Saban among coaches bypassing rule via Webcam
CFB: 'Bama LB avoids serious injury in motorcycle accident
CFB: Central Florida cornerback injured in La. shooting
NFL: New witness account backs Benson's claim
NFL: Belicheat to walk away free from Diegate
MLB: Baseball suspends Mariners slugger Sexson for six games
OLYMPICS: Queen's granddaughter makes Olympic team
WWE: Nick Hogan gets eight months in the slammer

on 205th recommends: CAMELTAP

Interlude: On fire

NBA: Fire stunt delays Spurs-Hornets
SOCCER: Italian cop shoots self outside stadium during game
BOXING: White-collar boxers seek legal shows in N.Y.
MEDIA: ESPN sued for using Rockwell baseball painting
OLYMPICS: Amputee swimmer Du Toit qualifies for Olympics
OLYMPICS: Germany over the top on anti-doping, says UCI chief
NFL: Cedric Benson arrested on boating while intoxicated charge

on 205th recommends: CITY RAG

Interlude: Foreclosed

MLB: Baseball star Canseco loses home to foreclosure
MLB: Trainer takes FBI polygraph on Clemens
NBA: Dwyane Wade on Star Jones rumors: We're just friends
NFL: Suspect accuses Pacman of framing him
NFL: Trade to Minnesota puts damper on Jared Allen's KC sports bar
NFL: Bengals LB Brooks accused of punching woman
WWE: Santino Marella arrested on charges of DUI
NHL: Rangers' Avery to stay in ICU until bleeding stops
OLYMPICS: Beijing's public smoking ban goes into effect
CFB: Butkus, nonprofit group settle lawsuit over namesake award
CFB: LSU kicks troubled quarterback Perrilloux off team
CBB: Kentucky's Gillispie lands commitment from eighth-grader

on 205th recommends: ATTUWORLD

Interlude: Scary

NHL: Sean Avery rushed to hospital Wednesday in cardiac arrest
AHL: Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
LAX: Prom invite written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
MLB: Other women made Rocket see fireworks, too
SOCCER: Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident
F1: French court says it cannot ban Mosley orgy video
NFL: Pats' Moss has new group, hopes to race trucks
NFL: Bills to be paid $78M to play in Toronto
NFL: Former Titan Calico facing DUI indictment
OLYMPICS: Three pro-Tibet activists deported ahead of Oly torch
TENNIS: Internet betting companies win case against Roland Garros
CBB: Obama plays hoops with UNC
CFB: Nebraska OL Christensen faces July trial for sexual assault
ODD: Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
STUPID: Man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

UPDATE: Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen. Almost the same as cardiac arrest...

Interlude: En fuego!

OLYMPICS: Man tries to set himself on fire on Seoul torch run
NFL: Wrapping up Day 1 of the NFL Draft
NFL: Lions player arrested on domestic violence charges
NFL: Pacman's a Cowboy: NFL OKs Titans-Dallas deal
MLB: Umpire released from hospital after taking fastball to jaw
NASCAR: Franchitti breaks ankle, will miss Cup race Sunday
SAD: Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

Interlude: Dude...

NBA: Mavs' Howard admits offseason marijuana use
NBA: 76ers' Cheeks fined $25K for verbal abuse of refs
CBB: Player of the Year Hansbrough to return to UNC
NFL: Tony Romo among applicants for U.S. Open
NFL: Saints inch closer to acquiring TE Shockey from Giant
NFL: Owners say Rams will not be leaving St. Louis
PGA: Tiger says on Web site he's off crutches, in brace
GOLF: Golfer hits two holes-in-one in the same round
NASCAR: Harvick Inc. implementing drug testing program
BOXING: Calzaghe accuses Hopkins of being a sore loser
CFB: Report: UCF interviewing players in death probe
MLB: Clean-up work at zoo helps Dukes end probation
OLYMPICS: Interpol says terror attack at Games possible
CELEB: Amy Winehouse arrested
CELEB: Paris Hilton, Benji Madden accused of Hit and Run

Interlude: Sad

CBB: Alabama St. basketball player collapses and dies
BOXING: Boxing sanctioning organization sues Mark Cuban
NBA: Sonics owner under suspicion after new batch of Oklahoma City e-mails
NBA: Gambler pleads guilty to betting off tips from ex-NBA ref Donaghy
NFL: 49ers reserve Strickland arrested after running from police
NFL: $1M bail set for man accused in Pacman case
MLS: Galaxy reportedly deny friendly vs. Iranian national team
MLB: Red Sox auction 'cursed' Ortiz jersey for $175,000
MLB: MLB bans water from the dugouts
TRACK: Jones' teammates to attempt to keep Olympic medals
OLYMPICS: Seven detained at torch relay in Australia

Interlude: Don't you know who I am?

NFL: Keith, upon being arrested: 'I'm a Colts player'
LPGA: Ochoa nabs 4th straight victory and 5th win of '08
UFC: Ken Shamrock sues the UFC
MLB: Steinbrenner wants Joba in starting rotation ... soon
CFB: Boston College DE Brady Smith suspended indefinitely
NASCAR: Chrissy Wallace aims for Danica-like breakthrough
OLYMPICS: Japanese family detained at Malaysian torch relay

Interlude: Perfect

SB: Finch throws perfect game in pre-Olympic tour
OLYMPICS: Japan police say no to China torch security
MLB: One day after rant, Frank Thomas released by Jays
MLB: MLB suspends Farnsworth for pitch behind Manny
PGA: Pope's N.Y. visit shifts golf telecast to Web sites
NFL: Eli Manning married in Mexico
CFB: School record 80,149 watch Nebraska spring game
CELEB: Sandra Bullock hit by drunk driver

Interlude: No way!

OLYMPICS: Mountain bikers could miss Olympics after doping infraction
CRICKET: Cheerleaders for Indian cricket?
NFL: Johnson turns on Palmer, wants out of Cincinnati
NFL: Ravens' McNair announces to team he's retiring
NFL: Redman goes from insurance salesman to QB
MLB: Forbes: Yankees worth $1.3 billion, Mets $824M
NASCAR: Earnhardt Jr. branches out into bar business
NBA: Pacers co-owner makes himself new CEO
NBA: Milwaukee's Ivey suspended for three games for punching
NBA: Donaghy classmate pleads guilty in betting scandal
CFB: Missouri lineman arrested on drug, alcohol charges

Interlude: Wait, what?

MLB: Mets fan killed in two-story fall over railing at Shea
MLB: Willis has DUI downgraded
SOCCER: Cruyff claims kidnap attempt forced him out of World Cup
GOLF: Tiger Woods ruled out for up to six weeks after knee surgery
NFL: Arizona's Watson injured on in treadmill mishap
NFL: Chargers linebacker Stephen Cooper suspended
TV: ESPN says firing lawsuit settled with Reynolds
NBA: Washington governor asks NBA to drop Sonics relocation vote
NBA: 'Melo apologizes for arrest on DUI charge
CBB: UTEP basketball star Stefon Jackson arrested
CBB: Sources: UCLA's Love to declare on Thursday
CBB: Randolph signs with agent, ending LSU career
OLYMPICS: USOC chief Ueberroth says Chicago's bid needs some work

Interlude: Violated

MLB: Backe feels 'violated' after exchange with Pujols
MLB: Indictment: Agents steered clients to PEDs
MLB: McNamee wants Clemens' attorney removed
OLYMPICS: China uncovers Olympic terror plot
OLYMPICS: IOC strips Jones' 2000 teammates of relay medals
SOCCER: Beckham gets traffic ticket driving in Hollywood
CFB: Bethune-Cookman QB charged with attempted murder
CFB: OU's Kelly blames school for poor 40 time
AFL: Bonecrushers coaches, GM send message to management: We quit
CBB: Mayo to enter NBA Draft after freshman season
CBB: Beer ads draw college presidents' ire
NBA: Knicks' Walsh: Thomas must explain poor season
CBaseB: North Dakota St. loses despite no-hitter


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Interlude: Know when to hold 'em

CBB: Calipari concedes gamble did not pay off
CBB: Gordon makes it official: He's leaving Indiana for NBA
NFL: Report: Vick not playing organized football in jail
NFL: Drug case involves two NFL players
NFL: Woman testifies Steelers' Davenport struck her
NFL: Report: Urlacher skipping workouts in contract flap
NASCAR: Man charged with theft of Earnhardt cutout
MLB: White Sox GM Williams scoffs at Canseco report
UFC: Former PRIDE owner suing UFC
UFC: Roy Jones Jr. disappointed that matchup with UFC star is off
BOXING: 50 Cent confirms fight with Floyd Mayweather
OLYMPICS: Sen. Clinton wants Bush to boycott Olympic ceremony

Interlude: Back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back

CBaseB: Five home runs hit in succesion in D-III game
OLYMPICS: Olympic torch put out three times amid protests
MLB: Padres' Peavy denies doctoring baseball
MLB: Lawyer: Investigator wants to ask Canseco about Clemens
MLB: Rays' Navarro still smiling after freak injury
MLB: Chamberlain hits 101 on Yankee Stadium radar gun
NBA: Calipari interested in Knicks job?
WWE: Bottles labeled as HGH found in wrestler's former home
TRACK: Sri Lanka marathon ceremony bombed, 14 killed

Interlude: Third time's a charm

NBA: Third paternity test asked of Michael Jordan
NBA: 24 seconds with Gilbert Arenas
MLB: Photos of Clemens at Canseco party in hands if IRS
NFL: NFL outlaws potty mouths
BOXING: Newspaper stands by allegations of Mosley
GOLF: Ryder Cup captain Azinger rips counterpart Faldo
TRACK: Coach, marathon runner killed
OLYMPICS: Protesters try to snuff out Olympic torch in London

Interlude: Victim

F1: Report: FIA's Mosley says he's 'conspiracy' victim
CBB: Kansas backup Stewart fractures kneecap
CBB: Report: IU's Gordon to opt for NBA draft
CBB: Hansbrough, Davis voted AP player, coach of year
BOXING: Mosley sues Conte for slander
BOXING: Fighter admits he loaded up hands for 1983 bout
NFL: Henry released from jail; gets fitted for ankle monitor
CFB: Arkansas postpones 2009 game against Texas
OLYMPICS: San Francisco readies for torch protests
OLYMPICS: Greek weightlifting coach suspended after 11 athletes test positive

Interlude: Chalk

CBB: Las Vegas oddsmakers pick Tar Heels to win Final Four
CBB: Hoosier daddy: Dakich throws two starters off team
WWE: Fireworks injure dozens at Wrestlemania
OLYMPICS: Indian athlete to boycott Olympic torch
NFL: NFL owners approve 50 percent sale of Dolphins
NFL: Bears-Colts among NFL's opening week games
NFL: Goodell: Pacman decision to come before camp
NFL: Chris Henry ticketed for expired license plates
MLB: Zambrano suffers from forearm craps
NBA: Iverson will play through broken finger, have postseason surgery
NBA: Bulls' Gordon called up to British basketball squad

Interlude: Clash

OLYMPICS: Police, protestors clash at Olympic torch handover
NBA: Ex-NBA player Rider arrested for possible auto theft
CBB: Memphis' Rose refuses stitches because of phobia
INDYCAR: Dixon wins first race in unified open-wheel series
NFL: Dallas may put 'no strip club clause' into Pacman contract
CFB: Pair of Mississppi State players kicked off team
NHL: Crawford brought into lawsuit over Bertuzzi hit
NHL: Quebec seeks stiffer rules to curb hockey fighting
MLB: MLB puts suspensions of Gibbons, Guillen on hold
MLB: Padres place Prior on 60-day DL

Interlude: Disrupted

OLYMPICS: Pro-Tibet activists disrupt Olympic flame ceremony
OLYMPICS: IOC using 'silent diplomacy' with China about Tibet
PGA: Tiger Woods' winning streak ends
MLB: Liriano goes four hitless innings in Twins' win
MLB: A's shut down Chavez, likely to start season on DL
NBA: Arenas wants to play but Wiz don't clear All-Star
NBA: Mavs' Nowitzki out at least two weeks after nasty fall
NFL: Patriots work out QB