Coolest Nerf gun evar

This specially made Steampunk Nerf rifle was all yours for the taking on eBay, but you didn't bid on it. What a loser you are. Jeez.



Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about there, baby! I would totally rule the backyard Nerf Wards if I had this bad boy!

For the winning bid of $455 + $35 shipping, the proud new owner of this gun gets, as the auction description says...

Allow me to present to you the latest in steam powered weaponry, straight from the laboratory of Professor Oliver Shagnasty, Esquire.

Up for auction is a ONE OF A KIND, TOTALLY CUSTOM, NEVER DUPLICATED, ORIGINAL STEAM POWERED NERF.

Yeah, he called himself Professor Shagnasty.

The model 101 is a dual purpose hybrid with phase warp modulators and plasma splitting over-drivers that are attenuated by the operator to the required resonating frequency and of course boosted by steam power techno-wizardry.

Okay, Professor Shagnasty, the coolness of this gun is being drowned out by your doucheness. Never mind that we even mentioned it.



H/T: Geekologie