Hedo Turkoglu inspires naked lust

He probably shouldn't hang his head, because he needs to keep it on a swivel while on the lookout for the loopy woman who, in the last few days, has posted in a number of YouTube videos in which she photoshops naked pictures of herself on top of stills of Hedo. READ MORE...

Interlude: Punched and sued

MLB: Fan sued, loses, and he was the one who got punched
MLB: Bonds charged with 14 counts of lying, obstruction
MLB: Tribune Co. rejects plan to sell Wrigley Field
NFL: Seahawks' Tatupu arrested for drunken driving
NFL: Ex-player Hambrick gets five years for drug sales
NFL: Father of Bills' Hardy doesn't press charges after beating
NBA: Bird sues owners of former home for name use
NBA: Reinsdorf says D'Antoni 'misled' Bulls
CFB: Montana's son to walk on at Notre Dame as quarterback
CBB: NCAA president has 'new information' on USC's Mayo
TENNIS: Thai tennis twins come to rescue during hotel fire
CELEB: Britney Spears in another fender bender

on 205th recommends: THE ANGRY T

LeBron James is also embarassed by his mom; can dunk

LeBron James' mom didn't like her son being mugged while taking it to the hoop, so she stood up and almost got into the middle of the fray down at the baseline last night. The best part is where it appears that LeBron tells his mom, Gloria (in the white shirt), to "Sit your ass down!"



I guess it must have fired him up. I know this dunk got announcer Kevin Harlan fired up, as he drops the "With no regard for human life" line on us.



H/T: The Sporting Blog | FanIQ

Interlude: Love, Joe

NFL: Joe Montana in love letter lawsuit
NFL: Federal judge orders Vick to pay Canadian bank $2.4M
NFL: Tapes reveal Patriots also stole offensive signals
CFB: Florida player charged for using dead girl's credit card
BOWLING: Blind bowler rolls 300 game
CYCLING: Furious driver takes out 50-strong cycle pack
NBA: Papa John's swamped thanks to 23-cent LeBron special
CBB: West Virginia coach Huggins hurt in airport fall
CBB: Two dismissed from George Washington basketball team
NHL: Retired Sabres enforcer Ray sues NHLPA again
BOXING: Judah injures arm; fight vs. Mosley postponed
CELEB: Hef makes offer to Miley Cyrus, when she's legal

on 205th recommends: TSD Magazine

Interlude: Not welcome

MLB: Clemens not welcome on U.S. team
NBA: Nets' Jefferson charged with assault
NBA: Owners' motion denied; Sonics trial to start in June
NBA: Nuggets' Anthony ticketed for speeding
NBA: Hawks' Williams suspended one game into next season
NFL: Tony Romo misses cut for the U.S. Open
NFL: Son of Eagles' Reid smuggles drugs into jail
NFL: HBO selects Cowboys for next Hard Knocks show

on 205th recommends: GORILLA MASK

Interlude: Oops

NBA: Billups' 3-pointer in Game 2 should not have counted
HORSE RACING: Eight Belles' trainer: Drug tests will dispel rumors
TRACK: Montgomery denied bond in federal heroin case
MLB: Feds ask Canseco about seeking investors
MLB: MLB will hold ceremonial Negro Leagues draft
MLB: Union asks Selig about collusion against Bonds
BOXING: Chagaev-Valuev title bout postponed
PGA: Daly in the news, and Finchem takes notice
CFB: Drug, alcohol, driving charges for ex-Ga. Tech QB

on 205th recommends: THE SAVAGE SCIENCE

Interlude: A killer

MLB: Woman charged in killing after Yanks-BoSox spat
NFL: Six of casings found after shooting came from Harrison's gun
NFL: Boy finally sheds Favre jersey after over four years
NFL: Steelers' draft pick Mendenhall robbed at gunpoint
NFL: Benson says officers used excessive force, will fight charges
HORSE RACING: Two-month-old left in car while parents watch Kentucky Derby
NBA: Dennis Rodman enters rehab
CBB: South Carolina suspends Downey after fight
INDYCAR: Mechanic Evans dies after fight

on 205th recommends: DRUNKEN STEPFATHER

Interlude: A stupid act

SOCCER: Ronaldo: Incident with prostitutes a 'stupid act'
NBA: Papa John's apologizes for T-shirts calling James 'crybaby'
MLB: Royals pitcher Bale breaks hand punching door in team hotel
MLB: Clemens is sorry for personal 'mistakes'
MLB: Clemens asked McCready's mother permission for relationship
MLB: Ozzie Guillen's blue side comes out in pregame tirade
CBB: Kentucky to use private plane for recruiting visits
NFL: Skins 2nd-round pick oversleeps, misses practice
NFL: Falcons linebacker Boley charged with battery
HORSE RACING: PETA wants Eight Belles jockey suspended

on 205th recommends: HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS

Interlude: On fire

NBA: Fire stunt delays Spurs-Hornets
SOCCER: Italian cop shoots self outside stadium during game
BOXING: White-collar boxers seek legal shows in N.Y.
MEDIA: ESPN sued for using Rockwell baseball painting
OLYMPICS: Amputee swimmer Du Toit qualifies for Olympics
OLYMPICS: Germany over the top on anti-doping, says UCI chief
NFL: Cedric Benson arrested on boating while intoxicated charge

on 205th recommends: CITY RAG

Interlude: Wha?

NFL: Colts' Harrison probed in Philly shooting
MiLB: Minor leaguer attacked teammate with bat
NBA: Derrick Coleman disputes report he needs heart transplant
NBA: Ex-Indiana coach Sampson set to join Bucks
NBA: Report: Carlisle to be named coach of Mavericks
NBA: Man gets 33 years for conspiring to murder Ray Allen's stepfather
CBB: Vols players off team for failed drug tests
MLB: Tejada promises sick child a HR, delivers in win
MLB: Clemens' lawyer says client 'getting pummeled'
TENNIS: Sharapova lambasts WTA over publicity shoot
MLS: Coach Ruud Gullit bemoans amateur nature of Galaxy
OLYMPICS: U.S. gold medalist Pettigrew linked to doping case

on 205th recommends: THE MEANINGFUL COLLATERAL

Interlude: Foreclosed

MLB: Baseball star Canseco loses home to foreclosure
MLB: Trainer takes FBI polygraph on Clemens
NBA: Dwyane Wade on Star Jones rumors: We're just friends
NFL: Suspect accuses Pacman of framing him
NFL: Trade to Minnesota puts damper on Jared Allen's KC sports bar
NFL: Bengals LB Brooks accused of punching woman
WWE: Santino Marella arrested on charges of DUI
NHL: Rangers' Avery to stay in ICU until bleeding stops
OLYMPICS: Beijing's public smoking ban goes into effect
CFB: Butkus, nonprofit group settle lawsuit over namesake award
CFB: LSU kicks troubled quarterback Perrilloux off team
CBB: Kentucky's Gillispie lands commitment from eighth-grader

on 205th recommends: ATTUWORLD

Interlude: The Worm

NBA: Dennis Rodman arrested for domestic battery
NBA: Pierce denies flashing gang sign
CFB: BCS officials reject 'plus-one' playoff proposal
CFB: Two additional bowl games approved by NCAA
CFB: Judge throws out $5M verdict for Alabama booster
NASCAR: Gas prices negatively affecting attendance
NFL: President Bush jokes about Jessica Simpson with Giants
NFL: Cincy fans can trade in Johnson jerseys for hockey tickets
NFL: Former Viking Scott arrested for abuse of child
MLB: Smoltz text message: He's returning as a reliever
MLB: Giants catcher Alfonzo gets 50-game ban
MLB: Darryl Strawberry to write memoir
MMA: CBS honcho rips network's extreme fight plan

New feature --
on 205th recommends: THROWING INTO TRAFFIC

Interlude: Ummm...

SOCCER: Ronaldo questioned about transvestite prostitutes
MLB: McCready confirms affair with Clemens; Rocket denies it
MLB: Giants decide to send $126M ace Zito to bullpen
NFL: Eagles file suit against Owens for owned bonus money
NFL: After draft, Bucs have 11 linebackers on roster
NBA: Riley resigns as coach of Heat, names Spoestra
NBA: Hornets' boss named NBA's top coach

A man with his priorities straight

So you find out that you only have a few more days to live and you have one wish. What would it be? To skydive? To climb a mountain? To meet the President? To meet the Pope? Nah... those are all lame. How about meeting the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? Now we're talking!

A terminally ill North Texas man recently received his dying wish to meet the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, NBC 5 reported.

Mark Harris, Jr., a 26-year-old cancer patient, was all smiles as the cheerleaders greeted him.

Atta boy!! This guy knows how to take advantage of a bad situation. Good for him.



Oh yeah, he also got to meet the Dallas Maverick Dancers too. Lucky bastard. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Video: NBC5i

Interlude: Dude...

NBA: Mavs' Howard admits offseason marijuana use
NBA: 76ers' Cheeks fined $25K for verbal abuse of refs
CBB: Player of the Year Hansbrough to return to UNC
NFL: Tony Romo among applicants for U.S. Open
NFL: Saints inch closer to acquiring TE Shockey from Giant
NFL: Owners say Rams will not be leaving St. Louis
PGA: Tiger says on Web site he's off crutches, in brace
GOLF: Golfer hits two holes-in-one in the same round
NASCAR: Harvick Inc. implementing drug testing program
BOXING: Calzaghe accuses Hopkins of being a sore loser
CFB: Report: UCF interviewing players in death probe
MLB: Clean-up work at zoo helps Dukes end probation
OLYMPICS: Interpol says terror attack at Games possible
CELEB: Amy Winehouse arrested
CELEB: Paris Hilton, Benji Madden accused of Hit and Run

Interlude: Sad

CBB: Alabama St. basketball player collapses and dies
BOXING: Boxing sanctioning organization sues Mark Cuban
NBA: Sonics owner under suspicion after new batch of Oklahoma City e-mails
NBA: Gambler pleads guilty to betting off tips from ex-NBA ref Donaghy
NFL: 49ers reserve Strickland arrested after running from police
NFL: $1M bail set for man accused in Pacman case
MLS: Galaxy reportedly deny friendly vs. Iranian national team
MLB: Red Sox auction 'cursed' Ortiz jersey for $175,000
MLB: MLB bans water from the dugouts
TRACK: Jones' teammates to attempt to keep Olympic medals
OLYMPICS: Seven detained at torch relay in Australia

Interlude: Burnout

NASCAR: Drivers to showcase burnouts at All-Star race
MLB: Alex Rodriguez welcomes a baby girl
MLB: Demolition contract awarded for old Tiger Stadium
CFB: Boston College starting DE Smith charged with rape
CFB: Noles' Parker arrested on drug, weapons charges
NFL: Seahawks cut ex-MVP running back Alexander
NFL: Dolphins to make Jake Long draft's top pick
NBA: Benny The Bull gets sued for high-five gone awry
SKATING: Former Olympic skater Grishuk given GHB, a date rape drug

Interlude: Celebration!

NHL: Three police cars set afire in Montreal celebration (video below)
NFL: Man in strip-club shooting extorted $15K from 'Pacman'
NFL: Seahawks' Bernard arrested for allegedly hitting woman at nightclub
NFL: NFL reinstates suspended Bengals LB Thurman
MLB: Buried Red Sox jersey for sale on eBay
NBA: Walsh bans Isiah Thomas from having contact with team
NBA: Bucks introduce Skiles as new coach
CBB: Lute Olson divorce fight continues

LeBron James is athletic

LeBron James reached back about three feet and rammed home a stadium-shakin' alley-oop in yesterday's NBA contest versus the team from Washington.



The Cavaliers also won, by the way, in case you care about that sort of thing. Pffft.

Interlude: Danger! Danger!

GENERAL: Feds looking into dangers of lead in artificial turf
MLB: Cubs pull offensive Fukudome shirt (more on that here)
NFL: Several Titans implicated in Nashville drug case
NFL: Police arrest Washington man in Vegas shooting
NFL: Minor league team drops prison-themed Vick night
NFL: Urlacher said he never threatened to quit over money
NBA: NBA owners approve the Sonics' relocation
NBA: West, Kupchak, others file $3M fraud claim against adviser
NBA: Knicks, T'wolves win draft-lottery tiebreakers
NHL: Draper: Preds' Tootoo intentionally stepped on his back
CFB: Dayton players plead guilty to burglary charges
CFB: Rape charges dropped against ex-Penn St. RB Scott
CBB: Memphis' Douglas-Roberts to enter NBA draft