Back on February 23, I told you about how the female winner of American Gladiators was a former Portland Trailgangsta cheerleader, I mean dancer, named Monica Carlson. I also told you about how she was currently employed as a "sports model" whatever that is. I also mentioned that she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust, a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. Now I am going to mention that she looks absolutely smokin' as Jet in her new Gladiator gear.
They also have added some additional cheesecake to the mix with a broad named Phoenix. Nice pink hair. And wings.
Yeah, I'll be tuning in. And yeah, Crush is still the best.
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Introducing your new American Gladiators, Jet and Phoenix
Saturday, February 23, 2008
American Gladiators champ was a Blazers dancer
Hmmmm... maybe cheerleaders are athletes after all.
So I watched all of the first round of American Gladiators. Frankly, I kind of wished I had done something more useful with my time, like rid the world of stray cats, but I didn't, so I bring you this report.
The female champion (and new American Gladiator should she choose to become one) was a pretty little thing, no rack, but a nice dumper and cute face. Her name is Monica Carlson. For some reason, and I may have missed it, but I doubt it, they failed to mention the the mother of twin girls is a former Blazers dancer. How this was ignored by them and/or me is a crime.
The other bit of information I missed is that she currently is employed as a "sports model". WTF is a sports model? It sounds like something I'd like to do. You know, like stand around pretending to play hockey or hoops and get paid for people to take pics of me. I would totally rock at that.
According to her sports model bio she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust (36B is my guess for bra size), a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. 36-28-38. Those are pretty damn good numbers... for a former Blazer. (Dan Dickau would be so proud.)
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