Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima doing something

Marko Jaric is on my list. No man should be allowed to be paid for playing a sport, make ridiculous amounts of money, and date a Victoria's Secret supermodel who claims to still be a virgin. They especially shouldn't be allowed to be able to dress like a grunge skateboarder and still get all those perks. And if this sex tape really is Adriana Lima, I may have to just kill myself now (luckily, everyone seems to think it's not her.)



So now that makes it Leo DiCaprio, Vito Schnabel, Ben Affleck, and Marko Jaric all officially on my list. Fuck 'em all.



H/T: The Big Lead