Airbrushing, I mean, Mariah Carey is awesome!

So Mariah Carey posed for some pics for some magazine I never heard of, I guess it's in England, which makes sense since all the cool magazines are printed there (there and Italy), and she posed in a bikini and stuff, and then they sent the stills to the graphic artist and he made her look really hot, and here they are...



I don't know what's worse, the fact that I am a sucker for these doctored images or that there is an actual Web site called MariahDaily.com?

• April Fool's jokes sound better than they play out. (Next Round)
• Weird MLB promos never cease to amaze. (FanIQ)
• Rinaldo is kind of a badass. (Brahsome)
• 17 greatest matches in WrestleMania history. (CO-ED Magazine)
• Mariah Carey's cleavage is ho'licious. (Attuworld)

Mariah Carey is still hot

And apparently, she likes dudes from the Geek Squad.

Ah, there's nothing like using your body to keep yourself relevant. And to think, the girl could actually sing if she wouldn't rely on histrionics so much.

Hat-tip to Hollywood Tuna.

Did you know Mariah Carey has large breasts?

Because if you didn't, she is going to make damn sure you do now. And I don't know what kind of magic thread she used to hold that button on her shirt, but I need to get some of that for my fishing rod. Heh... I said rod.

Boy, I didn't know shopping for jewelry could be so, uh, stimulating.

Mariah Carey’s boobs celebrated last night

Mariah hosted a New Year’s Eve bash at Tao in Las Vegas last night and somehow managed to eff up the countdown at midnight. I wonder how many”handlers” it took to get her into that dress. Maybe that’s why she couldn’t do the countdown right, she couldn’t get enough air into her lungs.