Blake Lively & Maria Menounos - Bikini pics!

Snaps taken at the opening of Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort & Spa Island Beach Party... last year. CHECK 'EM OUT HERE...

Maria Menounos makes a cute beach volleyball player

As we mentioned in Wednesday's The Show, Maria Menounos attempted to qualify for the AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Huntington Beach Open. Well, she didn't qualify. Too bad. I would have given my left nut to see her playing beach volleyball in a bikini on TV. Oh well, at least we have some pictures of her attempting to qualify.



WTF!! I thought you were supposed to play beach volleyball in a bikini? No wonder she didn't qualify. LAME!

Maria Menounos is a tight little package

Wow. I always thought Maria Menounos was a babe, but these pics take things a step further in my opinion of her. I am loving the stripper belly-ring.



Good to see she isn't partisan when it comes to Reebok and Nike. Those are the logos on her clothes. I knew you wouldn't notice that she had clothes on, so I felt it my job to point this out. That's why I'm here, to help my readers. Sorry I'm not very witty today. I think someone drugged my vodka tonic.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Another past "champion" of a lad magazine takes the pipe as Eva Longoria was soundly defeated by Rachel McAdams. That's what I'm talking about! The next match could be a toughie (but I have been wrong before) as Eva Mendes takes on Maria Menounos. Which hottie do you prefer?

Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Eva Mendes 50.3% - Maria Menounos 49.7%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

The real Super Bowl Week highlight

David Tyree's catch was nice and all, but if you'd been to The Victoria's Secret "What is Sexy?" Super Bowl party, would you even remember it? If there was one party to attend, I think it may have been this one (not the Tupperware Party!). In attendance, just to name a few, were Katherine Heigl, Maria Menounos, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Stacy Keibler, and Kristin Cavallari. That, my friends, is some world class tuna.



Their ad on Super Sunday also gets high marks from me.