Is Madonna juicing?

The reason I ask is because bitch is fitty years old and her arms look like the Hulk's. Look at those shoulders. She looks like an Olympic swimmer.



The chick in pink is her personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. I put a photo of her in a less sweaty state below because if she could get Madge to look more like her and less like, well, Debbie Clemens, she'd really be on to something.



H/T: Bitten & Bound

Soooo, Madonna... wouljda?

Madonna is 49-years-old. Wow. WTF happened to all the time? Anyhoo, she is still out traipsing around in her skivvies pretending to be young in order to sell albums (such as the one she has dropping in late April). Witness...



Recently Madge sat down with Interview's Ingrid Sischy to talk Africa, albums, and freedom. Blah, blah, blah... If you want to read that shiznit, just click here. I am here to discuss more important things, like at 49, married, with three kids (and a Titanic-size load of cash), wouldja?

Remember when she used to look like this, back in the day? There might still be some remnants of that left, you know?

Wanna see a $12.5M+ Super Bowl commerical?

Too bad. You're going to. Sunsilk paid Madonna $10 million and Shakira $2.5 million to do this spot for them on Sunday.



So how do you feel about the pay at your job now?

Excuse me while I kill myself.