Brace yourself. The Lingerie Bowl will not happen in 2008. The city of Scottsdale didn't want it to happen and they got their wish. First, no hookers at the Super Bowl, and now this?! What is the world coming to?!
“Unfortunately we wasted too much time in Scottsdale in trying to attain a permit thus limiting our possibilities in neighboring cities,” said Horizon Productions spokesman Chris Martin, who had no comment on the city’s handling of the application.
You suck, Mr. Martin. This makes two years in a row you let us down. I'll never look at lingerie the same way again.
Martin said today that a location has already been secured for Lingerie Bowl VI in Tampa, Fla., the site of the 2009 Super Bowl XLIII.
We're not holding our breath. Call us when there are half-naked chicks on the field pretending to play football and we'll listen.
H/T: Busted Coverage
