Lindsay Lohan continues to munch box, love it

In related news, I'm planning on eating a tuna sandwich this afternoon. I assume that it will provide me similar joy to what Lindsay's experiencing. GET THE LOWDOWN HERE...

The best Lindsay Lohan has ever looked

I know I have scoffed (many times) at Lindsay Lohan being named Maxim's Sexiest Woman of 2007, and I still stand by that scoff, but day-um, some good lighting, airbrushing and a good photog really does a woman good.



Is it really any surprise that it took the Brits of Zoo magazine to pull off this amazing feat? Frankly, they made her look even better dressed than New York magazine did with her being naked.

It's Lindsay-Britney nipple/sex tape day!

My two favorite disasters-waiting-to-happen were out and about this week. Of course I am referring to Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. And of course, neither girl felt the need to bra it up when she went out. Atta girls! Who needs to wear a cumbersome old bra anyway?!



Speaking of disasters-waiting-to-happen, Lindsay is reportedly in a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. There's even a picture from a camera phone of her supposedly shining the captain's helmet with her mouth. It's pretty grainy so I think it could be her, or it could be Richard Simmons, I'm not sure which. Stay tuned...

UPDATE: Here's the video in question courtesy of Dlisted.

UPDATE #2: Calum Best says it ain't her.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Apparently I was in the minority on Joanna Krupa. She'd easily be in my top 10, but you voted for Ali Larter in massive quantities so I must honor your choice. Losers. IF you needed another reason for why we're doing this little exercise, click here. Next up on the docket is Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima versus Maxim's 2007 Sexiest Woman, Lindsay Lohan. I'll be interested to see how Lohan fares. Get to votin'!

Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 83.5% - Lindsay Lohan 16.5%

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Lindsay Lohan better keep taking her clothes off

Because apparently she can't act worth a shit if the RAZZIES® are correct in their assessment of the most recent display of her acting skilz. The 28th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards, which dis-honor Worst Achievements in Film were awarded and Lohan and her film I Know Who Killed Me cleaned up.

Worst Picture: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actress (tie): Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Rip-Off: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Director: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie: I Know Who Killed Me

I Know Who Killed Me broke the long-standing record for most RAZZIES "won" by a single film with eight awards. Showgirls and Battlefield Earth, each with seven "wins," had previously been the leaders in that regard.

In case you forgot (or more likely, never knew), I Know Who Killed Me was the movie most famous for the fact that Lindsay took stripping classes to prepare for some scenes in the movie (below).

I don't know what all the fuss is about. That was some damn fine acting.

(BTW, in case you've been under a rock, here's Lindsay taking her clothes off for reals.)

RAZZIES

About those Lindsay Lohan naked pics? Yeah, there's more

So yeah, this is our third Lindsay Lohan post in the last two days. Shit like that happens when a girl takes her top off and let's you take pictures. Just like at a kegger... Anyway, here are more pics of Linds from the shoot. You're welcome.



These are the outtakes pics. I can see why these weren't used. Almost no nipple at all! I had to enlarge the photos like 5x to see anything. Very disappointing.



New York Magazine

Previous Lindsay Lohan boobie pics.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies

Our girl Lindsay Lohan took time out of her busy taking off her clothes and "not drinking anymore" schedule the other night to visit with the WWE folk. The person we were most interested in her "visiting" was WWE Diva and soon to be Playboy model, Maria Kanellis. I'd love to be the meat in that poon sandwich.

Yo, Maria, camera's over here. The Playboy people are gonna need you to do better come payday.

I really should have made that Lohan-Mayweather pic a "Caption this." Imagine what was said there...

Lindsay Lohan shows boob pretending to be Marilyn

For some reason unbeknownst to me, Lindsay Lohan was asked to recreate Marilyn Monroe's "The Last Sitting" photoshoot for New York Magazine. I take that back. I do know the reason. So they could get 50 gajillion hits to their Web site today.

Mission accomplished.

Lindsay shows us how Brett Favre feels today

Like an ass.

Okay, seriously, how does this happen? Do you ever see, say, Carrie Underwood with her draws showing? Or Beyonce with her dress stuck in her skivvies? How does this stuff always only happen to Brit-Brit and Linds?

I want some of whatever it is they are smokin'.

Lindsay Lohan is our kind of girl

According to the Daily Mail, our girl Lindsay hooked up with three different dudes over the weekend. Happy New Year’s to her!

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival.

But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance - the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa.

… the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella.

Hey Lindsay, since you seem to be on quite the prowl and you’re willing to settle for waiters, do you need a date for tonight? I could use an easy lay to ring in the New Year.