Mark Gastineau has a hot daughter?

This just goes to show you how much I watch the E! channel. Because apparently Brittny Gastineau, ex-NFL All-Pro/douchebag Mark Gastineau's daughter, was on some reality show on E! called Gastineau Girls. She also was on another E! reality show, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive.



She also apparently keeps really bad company as the pics of her with KimK Superstar and Paris Hilton below will attest. That and the fact that Cattle Drive was produced by none other than Joe Simpson, Ashlee and Jessica's dad, means that no matter how hot she may be, guys should stay away from her at all cost.

Kim Kardashian looks, uhhh, good?

I know a lot of you find Kim Kardashian sexy. Until today, I was not one of them. But with a little airbrushing and some good lighting and angles, I can see what gets you (and Reggie Bush) all so excited.



I think maybe I'll do a calendar just like the one these pics are from. It'll be the hottest thing since Tickle Me Elmo. Hey, I'll call it the Tickle Me Scrap Calendar. Syn-er-gy...

Reggie Bush, still with skank, vacationed in Puerto Vallarta

Frankly, I am not sure why I am posting these pictures. Call it a slow news day I guess. Anyhoo, NFL dud Reggie Bush is seen here holding hands with his girlfriend Kim K Superstar as the lovely couple return from vacation. Why he is still dating her is beyond me. He is the face of Subway, dammit, so he could surely pull better trim than this. Eh, I guess the sex or something is pretty good when it comes to Kardashian.



Looks like Reggie is a Red Sox fan... and, uh, also a Washington Senators fan? Maybe he is just a fan of red-tinted baseball caps. Who knows and who cares... I'm tired and rambling now. I think I am getting the flu too. Fuck.

So who's the bigger NFL player-dating a celebrity-douche right now, Reggie or Tony Romo? Because we know it surely isn't Tom Brady.

Kim Kardashian is getting chunky; breasts are enormous

While Kim K Superstar may be getting a little thick, it is in no way doing anything negative about her breast size, which is looking pretty damn sa-weet these days.



You know Reggie is just lovin' those love handles. And I don't mean her waist.

Uh oh... Woman confronts Reggie Bush about cheating on Kim K

Young, Black and Fabulous reports this morning that while attending last night's Hornets-Bulls game Reggie Bush's girlfriend Kim Kardashian was confronted by a woman claiming that she and Reggie also have something going. Oops.

While the couple sat courtside, a long black haired tanned woman (who actually happened to be seated right behind them the whole time) stormed up to the two and lit into Reggie’s ass about his new relationship with the "Tush". Of course, Reggie put on his *confused* face which apparently pissed the woman off even more. So she proceeded to yell at Kim, loudly so the entire crowd within earshot could hear everything, that she is still gettin’ it poppin’ with Reggie and has been for the last 2 years. And that she had just sexed it up with Reggie that Saturday.

Uh oh. Just as Kim feared. After the game, Reggie was seen doing some texting on his phone, sans Kim. We wonder if this little scene triggered a breakup or if this is just another scam on the media.

According to YBF, Reggie's running around with other women is not news in the New Orleans area. Don't hate the playa, hate the game, Kim.

Reggie Bush and skank on the beach

As opposed to Reggie Bush and skank ring in the new year. USC's favorite, most well-paid son, Reggie Bush recently headed to the sand with his whatever she is, Kim Kardashian.



Of course, people on the beach just had to take pictures so they could say that they met them before Kim's second sex tape comes out. At least she isn't dating Osi Umeyora. Although with her past, she might actually like it. Witness...

Oh yeah, here's the real deal. I haven't officially crossed into showing full-on porn videos yet.

WrestleMania XXIV just keeps getting better

First, we have the announcement that Floyd "Money" Mayweather will be battling The Big Show, and now this?! Where do I sign for the pay-per-view?

Kim Kardashian has been confirmed as special guest for this year's WrestleMania. Whoopee.



No word yet on whether she'll be getting in the ring, but Vince McMahon is not one to let a world-class ass and a nice set of tits go to waste. I'll just be tuning in to see if Kim contributes a little more to the show than Jenny McCarthy did at WrestleMania XI.



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Reggie Bush and skank ring in the new year

I know Kim Kardashian has a nice ass and nice rack, but isn’t she kind of skanky for someone like Reggie Bush? I mean he should be able to do better than her pissed on ass, shouldn’t he? Oh well, to each his own I guess.