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Showing posts with label Kevin Federline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Federline. Show all posts
Monday, August 25, 2008
Interlude: Yeah, right
Friday, March 14, 2008
The terrorists win: K-Fed paid (well) to attend his own party
Kevin Federline is going to be paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $175,000 to show up at his 30th birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. Yeah. That's right. He is being paid more than I make in, well, a while, to show up at his own fucking birthday party. Why is this happening, you ask? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
"Kevin is a big spender, and a draw for the crowds. So the money he gets is nothing compared to the money they make," the source tells PageSix.com.
WHAT?! Kevin Federline is a draw for the crowds? For having done what?!! Who are these people? Why do they want to see him?! FUUUUCK!!
Friday, January 4, 2008
The Day in Spears
Where to start? How about we start with the fact that Britney was carted off in an ambulance after K-Fed called the fuzz when came to pick up the kids and she went batshit? Yeah, let’s start there.
According to People,
At around 8 p.m. police responded to a call “about a custodial dispute regarding Britney Spears’s children,” said LAPD officer Jason Lee. Nearly three hours later, police determined that a court order stated that the singer’s children, who were with Spears at the time, were supposed to be with Kevin Federline, and a transfer was arranged, according to Lee. “While officers were on the scene, they observed Ms. Spears under the influence of an unknown substance,” Lee added. “She is now being taken in for an evaluation, more than likely to a hospital. There were no reported injuries to anyone involved including the children.”
Next up in the world of Spears, comes news from the National Enquirer that the paragon of mental stability, Brit-Brit, told her sis that she should get an abortion.
When Britney learned Jamie Lynn’s baby news, she called and had a showdown with her sister, telling her “not to ruin her life by going through with the pregnancy,” said a source.
“Britney told Jamie Lynn it was best for her to get an abortion and move on with her life and career and not to look back.”
Jamie Lynn’s mom also wanted her to get rid of the kid as well.
Lynne demanded that Jamie Lynn not keep that baby. At first, Jamie Lynn agreed, but then Casey talked her into keeping the baby.
Determined to have her way, Jamie Lynn threatened to run away, marry Casey, who’s 18, and go live with her big sister Britney, said another insider.
Not shockingly, according to The Sun, Jamie Lynn’s show on Nick has been canceled.
So sad. And here I was hoping that Jamie Lynn would beat Miley Cyrus to the hot at 18-years old contest I am running (in my head and pants).
Let’s try to remember this family the way we once did, shall we? Back when all we knew about was Brit and she looked like this…
Ah, those were the salad days.
UPDATE: According to Us Magazine, at the hospital, “They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the source adds, calling it “a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy.” Hahaha!
UPDATE #2: It appears that Britney is/was not on drugs. Which means she is merely insane. Awesome.
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