Tara Conner was at the Kentucky Derby

I really need to attend the Kentucky Derby sometime. Babes everywhere, booze, babes, oh yeah, horse racing, babes, Tara Conner...



For some reason I find myself attracted to superhot chicks who have also been Miss USA, reported to have drank while underage, and used cocaine, and kissed Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, among other things.

Randy Moss was unavailable for comment.

The Kentucky Derby was run today

Big Brown won the race.


Eight Belles finished second then broke both legs after finishing and was put down.


Travis Tritt's wife's tits were in attendance.





The end.



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H/T: Deadspin