Not sure what Tatler magazine is, but it looks like it sucks big horse thingy. Any time you can take a work of art like Keira Knightley and put her in weird ass clothes like this, you need your magazine license revoked. (They do have licenses, right?)
Who are those weird guys on the swing set? Why are they on a swing set? And why is there just one "T" in Tatler?! WTF is a Tatler? Damn Brits... always messing with my head.
Showing posts with label Keira Knightley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keira Knightley. Show all posts
Friday, June 13, 2008
Keira Knightley did a bizarre photo shoot
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
FHM gives us a preview of their 100 Sexiest for 2008
Tomorrow FHM releases their annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. A list that we have derided (among others) and forced us to create our own little poll in order to get it right. They were kind enough to let us know who this year's top 10 includes in advance of tomorrow's big announcement, so let's see if their people did any better this year by comparing the FHM Top 10 to how our brilliant readers have voted thus far in our contest.
10. Keira Knightley - Buzzzz. Didn't make it out of Round Two.
9. Angelina Jolie - Fail. Lost in Round One.
8. Hilary Duff - Crickets. Not in our field of 64.
7. Cheryl Tweedy - Alive and kickin' in the Sweet 16.
6. Scarlett Johansson - Wrongo. Lost in Round Two.
5. Hayden Panettiere - Zzzzz. Not in our field of 64.
4. Elisha Cuthbert - Nope. Took the pipe in Round Two.
3. Keeley Hazell - Made our Sweet 16 so far.
2. Jessica Alba - Lost in the Second Round. Had a wicked opponent.
1. Megan Fox - Still alive and winning her match in the Sweet 16.
Those in our Sweet 16 not making their Top 10 include: Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, Susan Ward, Monica Bellucci, Stacy Keibler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charisma Carpenter, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Marisa Miller, and Sandra Nilsson.
So yeah, you can see why we're having our own poll.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)
You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...
Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.
We can do better.
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Round one is in the books as Torrie Wilson vanquished Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara took out Reese Witherspoon in our final two matches of the opening round. Round two is gonna be much tougher and we'll get the party started with three matches: Adriana Lima vs. Eva Mendes, Megan Fox vs. Jessica Alba, and Keira Knightley vs. Kate Beckinsale. Who ya got, folks!!
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes ... click their name for another look
Adriana Lima 58.5% - Eva Mendes 41.5%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba ... click their name for another look
Megan Fox 53.0% - Jessica Alba 47.0%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale ... click their name for another look
Kate Beckinsale 76.8% - Keira Knightley 23.2%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP
The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson
Sandra Nilsson | Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?
There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.
I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.
I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.
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Our last matchup wasn't really fair now was it? I mean, Minka Kelly is nice and all, but how was she supposed to beat a legendary body like Heidi Klum? Round two should prove to be more daunting for Heidi, I think. This next duel could be interesting. I have no idea who will win, but it's Keira Knightley versus Beyonce Knowles in a battle of beauties. Who you got?
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles ... click their name for another look
Keira Knightley 51.2% - Beyonce Knowles 48.8%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP
The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%
Friday, January 18, 2008
Keira Knightley nip slip
Upholding my sworn duty to pass along the photos any time a popular, hot chick shows some nip or flashes us an upskirt peek, I humbly present to you Keira Knightley in a wet t-shirt.
For me personally, rubbing one out to Keira's tits is akin to getting hot and bothered looking at the chest of a 10-year old boy, but hey, I won't judge you. Put her head on Jessica Biel's body and then you'd really have something.
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