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Friday, May 2, 2008

More Keeley Hazell, because she's Keeley Hazell

And we have a video of her again! Not singing this time though...

It's Keeley Hazell in a video wearing not much clothing. Do I really need to say anything else here?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Keeley Hazell has a music video?

I guess when you have a body like Keeley Hazell's you can pretty much do whatever you want and what she wants is to be a pop star. This is her debut single, Voyeur. I have no idea if it's any good, because when I watch it my sense of sight overloads and takes power from my other four senses leaving me only able to see and drool.

Scarlett Johansson could learn a thing or two from Keeley on how to make a video...

Yeesh.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Keeley Hazell proves that the U.K. is superior to the U.S.

Here in America we have our nice little lad mags like Maxim and FHM, but in the U.K. those magazines get to do far more fun things than the U.S. versions do. Case in point: this spread of Keeley Hazell in FHM U.K.

Maybe if America had a king and queen we'd be allowed to show more boobage in our magazines... I'm willing to give it chance.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz , Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

FHM gives us a preview of their 100 Sexiest for 2008

Tomorrow FHM releases their annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. A list that we have derided (among others) and forced us to create our own little poll in order to get it right. They were kind enough to let us know who this year's top 10 includes in advance of tomorrow's big announcement, so let's see if their people did any better this year by comparing the FHM Top 10 to how our brilliant readers have voted thus far in our contest.

10. Keira Knightley - Buzzzz. Didn't make it out of Round Two.

9. Angelina Jolie - Fail. Lost in Round One.

8. Hilary Duff - Crickets. Not in our field of 64.

7. Cheryl Tweedy - Alive and kickin' in the Sweet 16.

6. Scarlett Johansson - Wrongo. Lost in Round Two.

5. Hayden Panettiere - Zzzzz. Not in our field of 64.

4. Elisha Cuthbert - Nope. Took the pipe in Round Two.

3. Keeley Hazell - Made our Sweet 16 so far.

2. Jessica Alba - Lost in the Second Round. Had a wicked opponent.

1. Megan Fox - Still alive and winning her match in the Sweet 16.

Those in our Sweet 16 not making their Top 10 include: Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, Susan Ward, Monica Bellucci, Stacy Keibler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charisma Carpenter, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Marisa Miller, and Sandra Nilsson.

So yeah, you can see why we're having our own poll.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Just four more matches and we have our Very Sweet Sixteen, folks! Marisa Miller, Bar Refaeli, and Charisma Carpenter are now a part of that group, while Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, and Jessica Biel were sent packing. The last matches of the second round are all set! Who you got?!

Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Cheryl Tweedy 56.4% - Leeann Tweeden 43.6%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Emmanuelle Chriqui 59.1% - Kelly Brook 40.9%
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Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Keeley Hazell 56.1% - Brooke Burke 43.9%
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Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Susan Ward 67.1% - Jennifer Garner 32.9%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 57.9% - Theron 42.1%
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller : Miller 57.9% - Biel 42.1%
Charisma Carpenter | S. Johansson : Carpenter 55.7% - Johansson 44.3%
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Keeley Hazell looks good in and out of her bikini

Keeley Hazell was out recently doing what every One-Percenter should be doing on a daily basis: posing for photos on the beach in various and assorted bikinis. Really, why isn't that a law? It should be mandatory for babes like her.

The best part of the photoshoot was the part where she decides that there's no need for modesty when changing tops. Yes, let those puppies be free, Keeley!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

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There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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In what was a real back and forth match, Jennifer Garner moves on to round two with a defeat of sexy singer Nelly Furtado. Good luck with the next one though, folks. Who are you going to take? Salma Hayek or Keeley Hazell? This should be interesting.

Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

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