If you're not doing anything this weekend, there's an event taking place for which you might want to try to snag some ducats. The AVN Awards show is happening in Vegas this weekend. (That's the Adult Video News Awards for the unfamiliar.) I mean, really, you already know that these women like, or at the very least will put up with, ugly dudes boning them, so it might be worth your while to try to score a ticket.
At the very least a trip to this awards show would give you spank bank material for another couple of months or so.
