The Sexiest WAGs of MMA

Lord love the media over in the U.K. When a paper like The Sun feels the need to do a story on The Sexiest WAGs of MMA, you know you've got an awesome newspaper there. Without further ado, let's see who they came up with...

Vitor Belfort's wife Joana Prado


Tori Paver has been linked with BJ Penn


Andre Arlovski's girl Patricia Mikula is smokin'


We all know Tito Ortiz's lady


Ali Sonoma used to date Diego Sanchez


Brock Lesnar is married to Rena Mero (Sable).

Tim Sylvia has a hot girlfriend.

Dean Lister also has a hottie for a girlfriend as does Elvis Sinosic and Phil Baroni.

And one they didn't list, maybe because it's not really true, but Mandy Moore's been linked to George St. Pierre (as reported by The Sun who compiled this list).

For some reason it seems that sexy women are drawn to really strong, athletic, tough guys. Go figure, I would have thought guys with wit and charm, like say snarky bloggers, would be more their type. Pffft.

A preview of Jenna Jameson's Zombie Strippers

I really don't want to see this movie (Zombie Strippers) despite the fact that, you know, there's strippers in it. I know, odd, huh? To me though, it just looks like my worst nightmare come to life.

Tito Ortiz, aka JJ's human dildo, says he's done with UFC

In this brief clip, Tito Ortiz (1) rips Dana White, (2) says he is done with UFC, (3) shows love for Kimbo Slice, (4) shows love for EliteXC, (5) says their dog is named Kimbo and (6) does not have sex with Jenna Jameson.



H/T: AOL FanHouse

Plans for the weekend?

If you're not doing anything this weekend, there's an event taking place for which you might want to try to snag some ducats. The AVN Awards show is happening in Vegas this weekend. (That's the Adult Video News Awards for the unfamiliar.) I mean, really, you already know that these women like, or at the very least will put up with, ugly dudes boning them, so it might be worth your while to try to score a ticket.

At the very least a trip to this awards show would give you spank bank material for another couple of months or so.